The Energon Pub

[Shadowman]

Star Fox 64:
BEATEN! To an extent, anyway. I mean, I beat Andross with the Robot Head, but I didn't fight the Floating Brain version.

I also got an invoice on the payments for all the guys killed, which, for just over 600 enemies, is sp$43,000, and I'm assuming sp$ means Space Dollars. Or Singapore, but that just doesn't make sense.

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Well, smeg. My Steam install somehow got corrupted, now I have to uninstall it completely, reinstall Steam and all my Steam games, and update them all. I hate when Steam doesn't work properly.

[Shadowman]

Star Fox 64:
BEATEN! I think I have to say that every time.

Beaten every level except Sector Z. So I'm going to go do that one now.

EDIT: For the first time, I beat Andross in his Floating Brain form! My Arwing had severe damage, one good shot would have toasted me, and I lost both wings, which makes it seem a lot more cinematic. The good guy barely escaping from the bad guy's exploding base in one piece. Hell, Gundam did it at least a half a dozen times.

[The Happy Locust]

Star Fox 64:
BEATEN! I think I have to say that every time.

Beaten every level except Sector Z. So I'm going to go do that one now.

Sector Z was always a pain for me. and the only level I couldn't get a medal on without resorting to a turbo controller (a necessity, mind you).

Simpsons Game
Beat the tutorial level in the land of chocolate, defeated the bullies at the museum, and just won the eating competition.
The graphics are weak, the camera sticks, and the gameplay is meh, but I'm laughing my ass off the entire time.

[Shadowman]

Star Fox 64:
BEATEN! I think I have to say that every time.

Beaten every level except Sector Z. So I'm going to go do that one now.

Sector Z was always a pain for me. and the only level I couldn't get a medal on without resorting to a turbo controller (a necessity, mind you).

...That's a possibility. I do have a GC controller with a Turbo button. But it's got a problem with the thumbstick, that messes with the Y-axis, which can make a game like this painful.

[The Happy Locust]

Star Fox 64:
BEATEN! I think I have to say that every time.

Beaten every level except Sector Z. So I'm going to go do that one now.

Sector Z was always a pain for me. and the only level I couldn't get a medal on without resorting to a turbo controller (a necessity, mind you).

...That's a possibility. I do have a GC controller with a Turbo button. But it's got a problem with the thumbstick, that messes with the Y-axis, which can make a game like this painful.

It's more than I have. None of my GC controllers have Turbo buttons.

Simpsons game
Lisa's turn at bat. With Bart's help, destroyed Mr. Burns' logging facility.

[Shadowman]

...That's a possibility. I do have a GC controller with a Turbo button. But it's got a problem with the thumbstick, that messes with the Y-axis, which can make a game like this painful.

It's more than I have. None of my GC controllers have Turbo buttons.[/quote]

I have two, and the good one doesn't have Turbo. the one that does have Turbo has a problem with the stick, where when you let go too quickly after pushing it up, it'll start moving down of it's own free will for a moment. Kind of a huge pain in the ass during Brawl, which is why I got the good one.

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo 3
I took a chance and replayed The ark on legendary. If not for my fuel rod launcher I would have gone crazy.

[The Happy Locust]

The Simpsons Game
Marge's turn. With Marge's ability to nag, destroyed every piece of Grand Theft Auto... Sorry, Grand Theft Scratchy advertising using an unruly mob. The lesson of using violence to control violence was well learned.
"Our children should not be exposed to such violence! Lisa, Burn that statue!"

Currently inside the game engine tormenting old video game characters while trying to upgrade my powers.

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo 3
Beat it on normal and got a few achievables. Bleep bloop.
Next is... legendary.

[Shadowman]

Halo 3
Beat it on normal and got a few achievables. Bleep bloop.
Next is... legendary.

So would you like to be buried or cremated?

Jade Empire:
Playing THIS again.

Playing as a totally hot chick, with the intention of having her romantic interest also be a totally hot chick.

Rescuing Dawn Star from Gao the Lesser, voiced by Nathan "Awesome" Fillion.

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FF1: Dawn of Souls [GBA]:
Party reached Level 14. Bought some spells at Elfheim. Went to the Marsh Cave, forgot what I was looking for. I never bothered to go to the Elf Castle. Backtracked to the Castle. Time to refresh my memory by talking to people.

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo 3
Beat it on normal and got a few achievables. Bleep bloop.
Next is... legendary.

So would you like to be buried or cremated?

Just put what you find in a nice box.

[The Happy Locust]

Halo 3
Beat it on normal and got a few achievables. Bleep bloop.
Next is... legendary.

So would you like to be buried or cremated?

Just put what you find in a nice box.

Unfortunately, all we could find was a jelly-stained donut box. I think it's great but you might feel differently.

[b]The Simpsons game[b/]
Escaped the game engine and found the most hallowed of all power-ups, The Strategy Guide! Using my new powers, took down the rampaging lard Lad Robot.

[Shadowman]

Jade Empire:
Home town got blowed-up. Now we're hunting down the guys responsible. WITH A VENGEANCE!

Star Fox 64:
Got a Gold Medal on Meteo and Fortuna, because I am awesome.

[Psycho Warrior]

Just put what you find in a nice box.

Unfortunately, all we could find was a jelly-stained donut box. I think it's great but you might feel differently. .

Nah, I think it fits my life quite well.

Halo 3
Sierra 117 beaten on legendary, 2 skulls collected

[The Happy Locust]

The Simpsons Game
Cleared the Neverquest level, which consisted of both a lord of the rings parody, a modern Gauntlet dungeon crawl, and a classic top-down gauntlet game.
Voice: HOMER NEEDS FOOD, BADLY!
Homer; Homer also needs Beer badly!

After this came "Medal of Homer", which had Call of Duty intros, a Medal of honor game style, and even a quick trip inside Castle Duffenstein;.

[Psycho Warrior]

Halo 3
went through legendary with a friend up to cortana, found all 13 skulls.

[Shadowman]

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow:
I try to get out, but they just keep pulling me in!

I've got to escort Yoko. Oh, I'll escort her. TO MY PANTS. I could probably do it in ten minutes (No embarrassing pun intended) if I take the scenic route, but I've got other games to try.

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex:
I thought this would be a third-person shooter/platformer game like the PS2 version. It's an FPS, but it works out okay.

Saved some hostages at the National Archives, only to eat a face full of Bomb. Please, like a high explosive have ever stopped anyone at Section 9. Well, except for Togusa, but screw him.

No More Heroes:
When even Zero Punctuation says nice things about a game, you know it's good. I actually really like this.

Offed Death Metal, who looked suspiciously like Ganondorf. (Dark skin, shaggy red hair and beard, unnecessarily big sword) Now I get to free roam. I do love free roaming.

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Please, like a high explosive have ever stopped anyone at Section 9. Well, except for Togusa, but screw him.

Hey, go easy on Togusa. Anyone voiced by Crispin Freeman can't be that bad.

[Shadowman]

Please, like a high explosive have ever stopped anyone at Section 9. Well, except for Togusa, but screw him.

Hey, go easy on Togusa. Anyone voiced by Crispin Freeman can't be that bad.

Togusa is awesome. Voiced by Crispin Freeman, and he has a Mateba Autorevolver, a gun so awesome they don't make it anymore.

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow:
Killed a Boss. With a sword. TO DEATH. It was Flying Armor, in case you were wondering.

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Please, like a high explosive have ever stopped anyone at Section 9. Well, except for Togusa, but screw him.

Hey, go easy on Togusa. Anyone voiced by Crispin Freeman can't be that bad.

Togusa is awesome. Voiced by Crispin Freeman, and he has a Mateba Autorevolver, a gun so awesome they don't make it anymore.

Plus, he has a mullet. A revolver and a freaking mullet, in the future. Now that's epic.

Battlefield Heroes [PC]:
Played a few rounds, reached Level 2, couldn't due much due to extreme lag. Gotta make sure my brother's not killing the bandwidth next time I play.

[Shadowman]

Togusa is awesome. Voiced by Crispin Freeman, and he has a Mateba Autorevolver, a gun so awesome they don't make it anymore.

Plus, he has a mullet. A revolver and a freaking mullet, in the future. Now that's epic.

And he's got a robot brain! That's awesome, until you realize everyone has a robot brain.

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Togusa is awesome. Voiced by Crispin Freeman, and he has a Mateba Autorevolver, a gun so awesome they don't make it anymore.

Plus, he has a mullet. A revolver and a freaking mullet, in the future. Now that's epic.

And he's got a robot brain! That's awesome, until you realize everyone has a robot brain.

Well, his cyberbrain stands out a bit more, due to his lack of any other form of cyberization. Oh, and he's Batou's partner, which makes him even more awesome.

[Shadowman]

Well, his cyberbrain stands out a bit more, due to his lack of any other form of cyberization. Oh, and he's Batou's partner, which makes him even more awesome.

Batou is the best.

No More Heroes:
Killed the Number 9 guy. He was a bitch and a half. I should have learned never to bring a knife to a gun fight, especially when everyone else is using explosive rounds. (The shot of Travis, firmly planted in a man-shaped dent in the wall, is an awesome memory)

EDIT:

Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow:
Beat Balore, and got the ability to break certain blocks with the DS Stylus, which is awesome. Now I'm wandering though the Garden of Madness, which is really living up to it's name.