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Delta takes a shot to the brain and then naps for 10 years? Um... Okay... o_0

Would you kindly roll with it? Don't worry, it gets explained.
Also, pic related:


Exteel [PC]:
Hadn't played since the big content update that put in new weapons and equipment, some more maps, new mechs, and new voices. Love the hell outta this game.

The dialogue during the Last Stand matches gets annoying, and I don't like the new player character's voice. But at least it's not as bad as Sarah's new voice. Her old voice was so much better, and deliciously unintentionally sexy, too. Ah well, I can't stay mad at her.

Levelled up to 25 and bought a craploada repair points. I should also mention that there's a triple credit bonus event going on right now, ending on the 9th. I got about 6500 credits from a single Difficulty-1 Last Stand mode. MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY

[The Happy Locust]

Delta takes a shot to the brain and then naps for 10 years? Um... Okay... o_0

Would you kindly roll with it? Don't worry, it gets explained.
Also, pic related:

Which reminds me. I saw this one "once you see it, you can't unsee it" image where Delta was photoshopped into Bomberman. They were right, I can't stop seeing it. Bomberman is in rapture!

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That was the first thing I noticed when I saw BioShock 2 in a flyer. My brother and I affectionately refer to Delta as Bomberman.

[Shadowman]

Exteel [PC]:
Hadn't played since the big content update that put in new weapons and equipment, some more maps, new mechs, and new voices. Love the hell outta this game.

The dialogue during the Last Stand matches gets annoying, and I don't like the new player character's voice. But at least it's not as bad as Sarah's new voice. Her old voice was so much better, and deliciously unintentionally sexy, too. Ah well, I can't stay mad at her.

Levelled up to 25 and bought a craploada repair points. I should also mention that there's a triple credit bonus event going on right now, ending on the 9th. I got about 6500 credits from a single Difficulty-1 Last Stand mode. MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY

I've actually been playing a bit myself. The triple credits got me a pair of Plasma Saber S's. (Those Blue crazy lightsabers, they look cool and they fit my Blue motif)

I also got Operator Jordan. She decreases how many repair points I have to spend to repair my mech, and also she's British. But as far as sexy voices go, the winner is Rabiah. Yowza, I could listen to that all day. Too bad she's only useful in CTF games.

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Exteel [PC]:
Hadn't played since the big content update that put in new weapons and equipment, some more maps, new mechs, and new voices. Love the hell outta this game.

The dialogue during the Last Stand matches gets annoying, and I don't like the new player character's voice. But at least it's not as bad as Sarah's new voice. Her old voice was so much better, and deliciously unintentionally sexy, too. Ah well, I can't stay mad at her.

Levelled up to 25 and bought a craploada repair points. I should also mention that there's a triple credit bonus event going on right now, ending on the 9th. I got about 6500 credits from a single Difficulty-1 Last Stand mode. MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY, MO' MONEY

I've actually been playing a bit myself. The triple credits got me a pair of Plasma Saber S's. (Those Blue crazy lightsabers, they look cool and they fit my Blue motif)

I also got Operator Jordan. She decreases how many repair points I have to spend to repair my mech, and also she's British. But as far as sexy voices go, the winner is Rabiah. Yowza, I could listen to that all day. Too bad she's only useful in CTF games.

I don't have any of the Operators since they cost RL$$$. I WOULD have had enough, but a few updates ago, they nerfed the legs I was using to I had to buy some new ones.

The blue sabers are badass as hell. I don't use blades or I'd get one of 'em for myself. I'm thinking of getting that intense new rocket, or maybe the recent blue rocket (wink wink) that has better splash damage. I mainly LS with healguns and a rocket, so some new Rectifiers might be better idea. I'll just stockpile credits from the event and blow them on the 10th, or something.

If you want to get a few rounds in sometime, my in-game name is 1337W422102. My Xfire username is also 1337W422102, so you can see when I'm in game and join me if you want. Just like old times, only intentional.

[The Happy Locust]

Stubbs the Zombie
GAME.OVER!
My zombie hordes cut through the military, giving Stubbs time to go buy chocolates and flowers. From there it was on to city hall. Destroyed a couple of tanks and a lot of soldiers before making it inside City Hall.
Inside, dealt with a surprising number of Barbershop security guards. Luckily the cowering civilian hordes kept me well fed and powered up. Killed the security leader and reached Andrew Monday. Maggie Monday recognized me and pronounced her love for Stubbs. Stubbs responding by giving her a quick brain nibble. Aw love...
Andrew wasn't so welcoming and launched a final attack. He sealed himself inside 2 layers of forcefields, sent homing shots after me, and filled his room with the barbershop security. Whittled down his shields and defeated him. Before I could eat him, Maggie stopped me. Instead, Stubbs and Maggie took a rowboat to a romantic escape, narrowly escaping the Government's new weapon, the "Chubby Kitten". Game ends with a heart-wipe over a mushroom cloud.

[Shadowman]

Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake:
BEATEN! Finally got off my ass and finished this. And it means I've beaten all six games in the main series! Huzzah!

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Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake:
BEATEN! Finally got off my ass and finished this. And it means I've beaten all six games in the main series! Huzzah!

Good stuff. I never managed to beat the MSX2 ones.

Lunia [PC]:
Slayed an ice dragon, fought some corrupted yeti while Dark Elves invaded their caves, went to a poisoned forest, a frozen wasteland, some kind of Hell-ish firey area, and killed a Goddess. But didn't level up.

Bought my main character, the jiggly-chested half-naked half-elf ninja thief tomboy some new head equipment: a facemask made of a rare metal. It boosts her stats and changes her hairdo. Looks like Street Fighter's Ibuki now. Unfortunately, that means I had to retire her kinky succubus pigtails.

[The Happy Locust]

Bioshock 2
Railway is blocked so I needed to take a detour through the Sinclair hotel. Too bad a brute trashed the place. Okay, plan B. Get a camera, take his picture, then break stuff. Found a camera in a roundabout way, tracked down the brute, took his picture, learned a new dash attack, then broke stuff. whee!

Super Mario Galaxy 2
Only about an hour playtime in this session but managed to make it to 78 stars. The hidden star in the Silver Star Pop up level in the haunted galaxy is a pain.

[Shadowman]

Dissidia: Final Fantasy:
Decided to nut up and go for Inward Chaos. The final enemy was a level 110 Chaos. Now, you must realize that 110 is a level you can't possibly reach, you max out at 100. So you have to kill the single dirtiest boss in all of final fantasy, and he's at a level you can't even attain.

I beat that. It wasn't easy, I'm not bragging. I had thoughts of violence formerly alien to me. I raged more than I ever raged before. If this were a console and not on PSP game I may even have tossed the controller. I'm probably going to die a few years early.

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GTA IV [PC]:
Found some good item spawn areas in the city. No more having to call Jakob for gear when I can just hit up the highway and grab armour and ammo.

Took out a few more pigeons. Got 20 so far. Haven't done any more story missions yet. Hell, haven't even met Brucie.

Halo 2 [PC]:
Cleared Outskirts and Metropolis, my favourite levels, earning their Achievements and getting the Scarab Gun. Also got several multiplayer ones and pissed off some 12-year-old because I was manning a turret to defend my base, took him out a few times, and got on a Killing Spree.

[The Happy Locust]

Super Mario Galaxy 2
Up to world 6 and broke the 80 star mark.
For the record, anyone who says mario doesn't count as a true hero should probably play the Boomsday machine boss level (world 5 castle), that thing was a beast.

Final Fantasy IV: The after years
Finally ground my way to a decent (but apparently still below-recommended level) and got off of B13. Decided to skip the optional Ultima battle and Lord Dragon battles and instead worked my way through to the FFV bosses. Gilgamesh was fun but cheap and Atmos was a non-stop-meteor-using pain, but got them both out of the picture. Moved down to B15 where I got to meet FFVI bosses. Ultros was a comical pain as always but the Ghost train put up a real fight.
Death Gaze is apparently a random battle boss but I don't plan to search for him since the price you get for beating him isn't useful for my current party members. Just got to take down the Ultima weapon and that should get me through to FFVII bosses (j/k)

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Halo 2 [PC]:
Got 3 more multiplayer Achievements. Not bad.

[Shadowman]

Early birthday present from Tweezy:

Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse Episode 1: The Penal Zone:
BEATEN! General Skun-Ka'pe is once again in the Penal (hehe) Zone, but now Sam and Max have to deal with a startling new discovery: Their own skeletons have been found in the basement! BUM BUM BUMMMM!

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Early birthday present from Tweezy:

Sam & Max: The Devil's Toybox Episode 1: The Penal Zone:
BEATEN! General Skun-Ka'pe is once again in the Penal (hehe) Zone, but now Sam and Max have to deal with a startling new discovery: Their own skeletons have been found in the basement! BUM BUM BUMMMM!

I love Telltale. I read that they were trying for the Jurassic Park and Back to the Future licenses. Many pants were stained that day.

[The Happy Locust]

Super Mario Galaxy 2
GAME.OVER!
Bowser's defeated, the princess is rescued, and the lost Luma is reunited with a cameo by Rosalina and her observatory. Mario goes home and still doesn't get any from the princess.
I love this game! And still not done. Beating the game unlocks the usual 'special' world plus I've got 2 comet stars unaccounted for in the main levels.

[Shadowman]

Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse: The Tomb of Sammun-Mak:
BEATEN! The episode only barely contained Sam and Max themselves, they were basically given the roles of Tom Servo and Crow. It starred their grandfathers, Sammeth and Maximus, and gave a little more story on the Devil's Toybox.

Until the end. Max decided to start the final film reel while Sam went to the bathroom. While it was running--They Stole Max's Brain! (Coming June 22nd)

Final Fantasy X:
I know I already beat this, but then Omega caught my eye. Checking his stats, he wasn't all that more powerful than Jecht, I figured if I could beat Jecht, I could probably beat Omega. Sure enough, same strategy applied:

Step 1: Grand Summon
Step 2: Win

Except since Omega absorbs elements, I couldn't use Shiva, so I used Anima instead. It worked flawlessly. Anima didn't even drop below 50% health. Omega down, yay me.

(And yes, even though I mistook Ultima for Omega, I stuck around long enough to learn of my mistake and correct it with extreme prejudice)

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GTA IV [PC]:
Took out 29 of the Pigeons so far. Going to see if I can do jobs from the police car computers yet. If not, time to do some more story missions until I can.

I'm sure you all know about these already, but here are a few videos I took for a friend explaining where to get some weapons and armour for free. Won't be bothering Jakob for ammo any more.

Pistol and Molotovs
Armour
Uzi
AK-47

I'll probably add some more later, like the Deagle, Combat Shotgun, and MP5.

[The Happy Locust]

Bioshock 2
After my last encounter, managed to get the train moving again. On the way there, an attack by a Big Sister derailed it, sending me into the depths and leaving Sinclair trapped in the submerged train. Took a jaunt over to Siren alley where I met with numerous members of Lamb's religious group including the Wale's brothers. Killed them both and drained the area around the train so that Sinclair could escape. Unfortunately, Lamb decided letting me win would not work for her and overloaded the pumping stations. Luckily, Delta is waterproof so I simply walked to the next area. Currently looking to meet back up with Sinclair.

[Shadowman]

Final Fantasy IX:
Hey guess who bought Final Fantasy IX?!

Killed Black Waltz #3, made it to Lindblum, met Freya. Seriously loving this game so far, especially the characters.

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CrimeCraft [PC]:
Got my sassy redheaded main character to Level 13. Cleared the tutorial quests and got into the main city. Did a few missions and payphone jobs in the Oceanside area. Travelled to Midtown to find/do more missions. Next, I'll head Downtown and see what I can find.

Sold some shoes in the Auction House, bought some hot new pants with a cool belt and pouch and better armour stats. It's the exact same colour as my character's top, so it's like she's wearing a kinky jumpsuit.

GTA IV[PC]:
Finished the "Uncle Vlad" mission, earning me an Achievement. Met Faustin, did the first mission for him. Also made some more of my handy dandy youknowthisalready Easy Weapon Pick-Ups videos: http://www.xfire.com/profile/1337w42210 ... ?count=120

[Shadowman]

Final Fantasy IX:
Well it seems the band split up. Zidane, Vivi, and Freya went to assist Burmecia, which had been, as one would expect, totally curb-stomped by Alexandria, with a little help from Kuja who, as I may have said in one of my Dissidia related posts, I constantly hope is never shown below the waist. (Sephiroth and Kefka had the decency to wear pants, Kuja, and people like them a lot more than you)

Now, on the other side of things, Gar--, er, Dagger, Steiner and Marcus are headed to Treno to figure out how to undo someone's petrification, without also unleashing the rage of an entire, sentient, psychotic forest. (Exdeath is surprisingly not involved, despite being a damn tree)

And OH MY GOD they're under leveled! Black Waltz 3 came back and the team handled it pretty well but they're ten levels behind Zidane's team. Time to do some grinding!

[The Happy Locust]

Super Mario Galaxy 2
I rescind my previous GAME.OVER! statement. Thought I had everything done at 120 stars. Turns out this just unlocks a 120 hidden star fetch quest. I'm only halfway done.
And yes, I'm going to try and get them all.

Bioshock 2
Survived my underwater excursion and drained this portion of the city, allowing me to get back to Sinclair on the new train. Unfortunately, the new train is blocked and the control room is locked by a shifty individual named Stanley. At his request, 'removed' the 3 little sisters in the area (rescued, not harvested) and was free to go. During the mission, found out that Stanley is the reason that both Eleanor and Delta ended up the way they were. Could've killed him but decided to let him live and left.

Assassin's creed 2
Started the game, escaped to the assassin's HQ and launched the new animus 2.0 to start my new life (literally) as Ezio. From there, survived a feud battle, then ran errands for the family. After running some deliveries for ezio's father, found out that him and Ezio's brothers were in Jail. At His father's request, tracked down a secret room that had assassin's gear and documents that would save Ezio's family. Unfortunately, the guy I delivered them to turned out to be a traitor and Ezio's family was hanged.
Took refuge in a brother while the madame showed me a few new tricks. Used these new skills to kill our traitor, but now I'm a wanted man.

[Shadowman]

Final Fantasy IX:
Well the band met up for a reunion tour, only to split up again. Zidane, Dagger, and Vivi are headed to beat Kuja's flamboyant ass out on the Outer Continent, and picked up Quina along the way. Steiner, Freya, and Beatrix, however, stayed behind to cover their escape, and though their survival is assured (What with Beatrix being half Celes, half Sephiroth), it's still in question.

TVTropes taught me something funny about Kuja: he's got Sephiroth's physical appearance and power, Kefka's flair for the dramatic, Ultimecia's sense of fashion, he'sa thing that shouldn't have a soul but does like Exdeath, and he's an alien trying very hard to murder his "little brother" like Golbez. He's an amalgamation of the five villains to come before him. If there was any Garland/Chaos, Emperor Palamecia, or Cloud of Darkness, he'd pretty much be complete.

[The Happy Locust]

Assassin's Creed 2
With a price on my head, it was time to skip town. After lowering my notoriety, escorted Ezio's mother and sister out of town and through the wall of guards. A quickly hired group of 'consorts' made sure our path was clear.
As we neared the villa, the rival family head I fought in the beginning attacked me with a group of guards. Luckily a group of good samaritans came to our aid. When I asked their leader's identity, his response was:
"It's-a me, Mario!"
Not kidding.
Anyway, Ezio's uncle Mario took us in, trained me in all the moves I already knew hours ago, and revealed Ezio's assassin heritage. Pissed him off when Ezio said he planned to leave. Before he could reconcile, he found that his uncle had departed to go after the guy who attacked us earlier. Time to go catch up to him.