This page contains affiliate links. We may earn commissions when readers interact with or purchase items through these links. For more information, see our affiliate disclosures here.

Gordon Freeman vs. The Doom Dude--With a Twist!

Got a crazy idea of a fantasy battle? Want to know if Unicron would defeat the Death Star? Debate your favorite fantasy battles here!

Gordon Freeman vs. The Doom Dude--With a Twist!

Postby Shadowman » Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:50 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Okay, rather than having Gordon Freeman and the Doom Dude just fight each other, how about this:

In Doom 3, the Dude finally gets to the Teleporter in Delta Labs. After Betruger sicks the Bruiser Bros. (Twin Hellknights) on him, The Dude easily dispatches them using the BFG he found in a Security Office earlier.

Mean while, in Half-Life, Gordon Freeman has fought through a similar scenario. Reaching the Main Teleporter at Black Mesa, he defends Dr. Eli Vance (I guess, the only character in HL2 who really looks like someone in HL1 is Dr. Kleiner) from a mess of flying alien monsters. After Dr. Vance opens the portal, Dr. Freeman enters.

At that moment, as both teleporters opened in their respective games, the paths were criss-crossed. By complete and accidental error, Gordon ends up in UAC complex, and The Dude ends up at Black Mesa.

Here are the fights:

1. Could Gordon Freeman manage to fight Hell itself in Doom 3?

2. Could the Doom Dude do the same on Xen?

3. After they both complete their wars, the CyberDemon and the Nihilanth pit the two FPS heroes against each other. Who wins that one? However, in this one, The Dude isn't allowed his BFG, Chainsaw, or Plasma Rifle, and Gordon isn't allowed his crowbar, or any of his beam weapons.

4. After one wins, he quickly realizes his error, and heals the other. Then, they both turn on the Nihilanth and the CyberDemon. Can the FPS heroes beat their final bosses?

(And the reason I don't include the Chief in this, is because HL1 and Doom 3 have very similar stories)
Sidekick= Saiya_Maximal
Steam Nickname: Big Chief Devil Hawk Fireball
Image
Shadowman's awesome site for cool people.
Shadowman's awesome comic for cool people.
"Falling is really just flying downward and out of control."
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
User avatar
Shadowman
God Of Transformers
Posts: 14263
News Credits: 2
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 4:54 pm
Location: Look! A distraction!

Postby Kid_Kapatilsm » Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:38 pm

Gordon wins basically all of it.

Gravity gun PWNS

and as for the final battle, he'd won before it began due to time paradoxes and such.

BTW have you noticed the similarities between Chuck Norris and Gordon?
Kid_Kapatilsm
Minibot
Posts: 144
Joined: Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:49 am

Postby Shadowman » Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:27 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Kid_Kapatilsm wrote:Gordon wins basically all of it.

Gravity gun PWNS

and as for the final battle, he'd won before it began due to time paradoxes and such.

BTW have you noticed the similarities between Chuck Norris and Gordon?


*Ahem* Half-Life 1. This takes place before the Gravity Gun was invented.
Sidekick= Saiya_Maximal
Steam Nickname: Big Chief Devil Hawk Fireball
Image
Shadowman's awesome site for cool people.
Shadowman's awesome comic for cool people.
"Falling is really just flying downward and out of control."
Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
User avatar
Shadowman
God Of Transformers
Posts: 14263
News Credits: 2
Joined: Mon Nov 18, 2002 4:54 pm
Location: Look! A distraction!

Postby Ouroboros » Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:08 pm

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
1) Yes, the HUD suit would give him some good protection, though recharging it would be a swine, plus, he could easily use the marines weapons in hell (plasma gun, oh yeah!), and, he would have infinite endurance, which is always good.

2) No, remember, he's unarmed everytime he moves between dimensions, so finding guns would be hard, also, without a super jump device, he's be kinda stuck there.

3) Tie. The Marine could use his rocket launcher, which is more accessible and easier to use than Gordons, but his machine gun is superior due to the grenade attachment, in fact, his secondary fire functions would help him out lots.

Of course if you're counting the soulcube in this... :twisted:

4) Hell yeah! Assume Gordon takes the Cyberdemon, his superor armour gives him an advantage, also, he would be able to use some of his high tech guns to fight it (rocket launcher, charge laser gun), and again, Stamina bonus!

Doom guy just has to use the BFG and fire over it's head, the blast won't hit it, but the tracking laser certainly will, and he moves fast, so can avoid all that teleporting crap.

That's my two cents on the ordeal though.
Ouroboros
Pretender
Posts: 744
Joined: Wed May 02, 2007 7:01 am
Location: I don't know, everything's purple!
Strength: 3
Intelligence: 7
Speed: 7
Endurance: 3
Rank: 4
Courage: 5
Firepower: 1
Skill: 6

Postby Nuffs » Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:18 pm

Gordon actually has environmental protection and physical attribute powerups due to the HEV suit. The Doom 3 guy gets blinded from all the light, since he's never been in anything but utter darkness before.

Gordon Freeman wins any contest between the two, since the Doom 3 guy != the Doom Dude. Doom Dude would take out Duke Nukem, Ash Williams, the Quake Marine, Sarge, AND Brock Samson, all at the same time.

The Doom Dude is HARDCORE.
Nuffs
Fuzor
Posts: 200
Joined: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:21 pm

Re: Gordon Freeman vs. The Doom Dude--With a Twist!

Postby snavej » Tue Oct 17, 2023 5:47 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."
So it's a random guy from Dangley Dingle, Mass. vs. a shouty muscle man in leather from New Jersey. They shoot each other with their AR-15s that they always carry, being from the U.S. GF dies but the DD survives as a quadriplegic. He dies of heart and circulation failure eleven years later. No one really wins. Greedy hospitals win.
snavej
Gestalt
Posts: 2889
Joined: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:24 am
Location: United Kingdom
Alt Mode: Small starship - able to traverse entire universe.
Strength: 8
Intelligence: 9
Speed: 3
Endurance: 3
Rank: 2
Courage: 9
Skill: 8


Return to Fantasy Battles

Transformers and More @ The Seibertron Store

Visit our store on eBay
These are affiliate links. We may earn commissions when you purchase items or services through these links.
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "VOID RIVALS #5 2nd ptg Cvr D Doubt Image Comics 2023 1123IM811 (CA) Howard"
VOID RIVALS #5 2nd ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "GI JOE ORIGINS #7 RI 1:10 virgin var IDW Comics 2009 7RI (CA) Feister (W) Dixon"
GI JOE ORIGINS #7 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "GI JOE COBRA WORLD ORDER PRELUDE #1 RI 1:10 IDW Comics 2015 (CA) Mooney 230227"
GI JOE COBRA WORLD ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "DUKE #1 Cvr E 1:50 Image Comics 2023 1E GI JOE 1023IM263 (CA) Sorrentino"
DUKE #1 Cvr E 1:50 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "GI JOE Real American Hero SERPENTOR UNCOILED One-Shot IDW Comics 2021 231113"
GI JOE Real Americ ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "GI JOE Real American Hero #300 Cvr D IDW Comics 2022 SEP221682 300D (CA) McKeown"
GI JOE Real Americ ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "VOID RIVALS #5 2nd ptg Cvr C Laughter Image Comics 2023 1123IM810 (CA) Howard"
VOID RIVALS #5 2nd ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "VOID RIVALS Vol 01 TP Image Comics 2024 1223IM247 TPB (CA) De Felici (W) Kirkman"
VOID RIVALS Vol 01 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "COBRA COMMANDER #5 Cvr D 1:25 Image Comics 2024 5D 0324IM217 (CA) Level"
NEW!
COBRA COMMANDER #5 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "DUKE #2 2nd ptg Cvr B Baroness Image Comics 2024 GI JOE 0124IM890 (CA) Howard"
DUKE #2 2nd ptg Cv ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "VOID RIVALS #4 3rd ptg Image Comics 2024 1123IM893 (CA) Flaviano (W) Kirkman"
VOID RIVALS #4 3rd ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "GI JOE SNAKE EYES DEADGAME #1 2nd ptg IDW Comics 2020 JUN208405 (A/CA) Liefeld"
GI JOE SNAKE EYES ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "VOID RIVALS #3 5th ptg Image Comics 2024 0124IM932 (CA) Baldeon (W) Kirkman"
NEW!
VOID RIVALS #3 5th ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "GI JOE ORDER OF BATTLE #3 Marvel Comics 1987 (CA) Trimpe (W) Hama 220721B"
GI JOE ORDER OF BA ...
* Price and quantities subject to change. Shipping costs, taxes and other fees not included in cost shown. Refer to listing for current price and availability.
Find the items above and thousands more at the Seibertron Store on eBay
Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #351 - Ask Your Dad
Twincast / Podcast #351:
"Ask Your Dad"
MP3 · iTunes · RSS · View · Discuss · Ask
Posted: Saturday, June 1st, 2024

Featured Products on Amazon.com

These are affiliate links. We may earn commissions when you purchase items or services through these links.
Buy "Transformers Authentics Bumblebee" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Titans Return Grotusque and Scorponok Deluxe Action Figure Exclusive Set" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Titan Class Trypticon" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Deluxe 20 Mercenary Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Bumblebee Movie Toys, Power Charge Bumblebee Action Figure - Spinning Core, Lights and Sounds - Toys for Kids 6 and Up, 10.5-inch" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Evolution Optimal Optimus" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Titans Return Deluxe Twin Twist and Flameout" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Megatronus Prime Master" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Legends Class Chop Shop Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Legends Class Skywarp Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Playskool Heroes Rescue Bots Optimus Prime Racing Trailer" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Legends Class Huffer Figure" on AMAZON