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Here comes the Judge.

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Here comes the Judge.

Postby KAMJIIN » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:02 pm

Motto: "Welcome to Hell's Front Line."
Weapon: Battle Blades
Your intrepid war correspondant has been given an unprecedented opportunity. An interview with The Judge for the next issue of HMW: Frontline!

The Judge wrote:You may interview my august personage. You will ask FIVE questions. No more, no less.


As the matter of this Quintesson invasion effects all of Cybertron, I'm giving you, the readers, the opportunity to choose the questions. The best five will be asked during the interview.


Does anyone have a coupla spare fusion cannons I can borrow?

Just in case...
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Re: Here comes the Judge.

Postby Burn » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:09 pm

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KAMJIIN wrote:Does anyone have a coupla spare fusion cannons I can borrow?


I'd recommend the Gatling Gun actually. :P
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Postby Uncrazzimatic » Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:26 pm

How dd you manadge to land that inerview?
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Postby KAMJIIN » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:16 pm

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Uncrazzimatic wrote:How dd you manadge to land that inerview?


The Quintessons seem to like to talk!
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Postby Uncrazzimatic » Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:42 pm

KAMJIIN wrote:
Uncrazzimatic wrote:How dd you manadge to land that inerview?


The Quintessons seem to like to talk!


Because they have 5 mouths I guess. :lol:
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Postby Metroplex79 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:22 pm

Be careful of their tentacles...you never know where they've been. :lol: :P

My questions:
When we beat you down, does Energon candy come out?

Is your biological components ticklish?

How many tentacles do you need in order to survive?

If I rip off one face, do the others feel it?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dr. Caelus » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:31 pm

Would you say that you have one head or five?
(I need to know how many pikes to buy.)

Have you started in anything with the Decepticon "Legion"?

Are Magistrates actually Quintessons, or ceations like the Sharkticons.

Was life on your planet originally organic and became technological, or was it built that way in homage to organic life?
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Postby Psychout » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:38 pm

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Justify your claim that you are our creators and explain what gives you the right to pass judgement over our race.

What makes a member of the First Thirteen side with an abominious creature such as a Quintesson?

What are you after at the core of Cybertron?

Have you any idea how many of your Judges Murderplex79 has killed in the last few months; are you sure you have enough left?

Where can I learn that funky 'possession power' you guys have got?
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Postby Uncrazzimatic » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:12 pm

1) So is it true what they say about short Quintessons being compensated elsewhere? :wink:

2) Wouldn't it be easier to start again somewhere else rather than conquer Cybertron?

3) What happens if you're found guilty?

4) If you are the creators of our race as you claim, then are the Go-bots a failed earlier attempt that you abandoned?

5) Can you give us your name, quest and favourite colour?
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Postby Metroplex79 » Tue Oct 09, 2007 3:39 pm

Psychout wrote:Have you any idea how many of your Judges Murderplex79 has killed in the last few months; are you sure you have enough left?

LOL!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby KAMJIIN » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:29 am

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I see three winning questions so far. Can anyone bring two more to the table?
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Postby Deadpool. » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:47 am

Do you need all 5 heads in order to survive?


Do you mind if I rip them off to see if it's true?


How do you think blasterfire tastes?
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Postby Chaoslock » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:19 am

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Where are the quintesson females? How do they look like?

EDIT: Do they have ten... boobies? :-?
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Postby Mkall » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:52 am

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Why are you showing up now? Why pick this moment in time to show your face(s)?

Can we pay you not to attack our faction?

Can I have a sharkticon as a pet? What are their needs? Do they need a litterbox?


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Postby City Commander » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:24 am

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What do you charge for weapons of mass destruction?

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Postby KAMJIIN » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:33 am

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One to go and I can declare the winners and give you your prizes. :DEVIL:
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Postby sumowrestler » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:46 am

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What part of you is the organic part? All we see is the techno portion.

Would you be prone to virus that effect organic matter or does your techno side make up for that portion?
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Postby Psychout » Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:08 pm

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If you, somehow, do manage to retake Cybertron; what exactly do you plan to do with it?
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Re: Here comes the Judge.

Postby DtreetViper2 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 10:28 pm

Burn wrote:
KAMJIIN wrote:Does anyone have a coupla spare fusion cannons I can borrow?


I'd recommend the Gatling Gun actually. :P


Fusion Cannon = One Big Hole!

Gatling Gun = Lots Of Holes!

I'll take 2 Fusion Cannons and 1 Gatling Gun! :grin: :lol: :grin: Put a big ole smiley face on them! :D
Let's do this!
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Postby KAMJIIN » Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:39 pm

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and five it is.

Congratulations to our winners,
Mkall, Psychout and Caelus.

To the victors go the spoils:
Next week, we'll arrange for you to have your pictures taken with the Judge.
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Postby Psychout » Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:40 pm

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Thats sounds like fun. :lol:
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