Beowulf vs. Van Helsing

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Beowulf vs. Van Helsing

by Armorock » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:54 am

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So who is the greatest monster killer of all?
Beowulf's conquered Grendel, Grendel's mom, and a Dragon
Helsing took down the great Count Dracula (and in his movie Mr. Hyde, and wolf-man, and more vampires)

How would they fair against each other?

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Re: Beowulf vs. Van Helsing

by Shadowman » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:33 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."

Beowulf has a good kill list...but he's just a man, and is therefore easily killed with bullets. So Van Helsing wins in a single revolver shot.

EDIT: Also, Beowulf only killed that dragon with Wiglaf's help, and he died shortly afterwords.

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Re: Beowulf vs. Van Helsing

by snavej » Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:49 am

Motto: "Follow your instincts and your common sense."

Beowulf is reincarnated as CGI Ray Winston and twists off Van Helsing's arm, eventually killing him. RRRAAAHHH!!!!1! Then, Beowulf does a naked dance in the town centre and gets arrested by the computer police.

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