The Energon Pub

Who do you think will win in this rumble?

I'll say Brawn might win this one.

Windcharger. Magnetic arms FTW.

unless wincharger is down wind of some glass gas

Cliffjumper is crazy enough to go the distance...


For Brawn to loose, Windcharger must attack him before going down himself. Windcharger is no Magneto but has a lot of potential with his arms. I think there is a high demand of power for him to use his magnetic powers; fuel efficent as a minibot is, he may not last the fight using that ability on everone. Brawn's might makes right until he has to deal with a projectile, especially any magnetic in nature. Brawn would likely be gunning for him too because of this.

or Bumblebee fakes like he's down from one punch from Gears then gets up to take down the last opponent.

If Windcharger is quick, he could immobilise all the others in his magnetic grip. He could remove any detachable weapons (as Jazz did to Sector 7 in the 2007 movie). Therefore, no glass gas and also no flying Gears, no skilled moves from Bumblebee and definitely no smashing from Brawn. Windcharger could then rip the other five Autobots apart before they try any other tricks. It would be a tragic slaughter. I wonder what could make Windcharger do it? Perhaps he discovered a massive, secret corruption scandal in the heart of Autobot society, as in the IDW comics? Alternatively, a cerebro-shell from Bombshell would do the trick. Anyway, it would certainly traumatise a lot of readers / viewers!

If Cliffjumper is quick and catches the others in a small area, he could glass-gas them all and then shatter them.

If Brawn is quick and catches the others in a small area, he could kill them all with his bare hands. If he hesitates, Huffer and Gears are strong enough to stop Brawn while one of the others delivers a killing blow.

If Gears and Huffer pick their moment, they could give speeches about how life on Earth is terrible and everything is depressing and hopeless. The others may decide that life is no longer worth living and therefore they should kill themselves.

To be honest, all these Autobots trust each other usually. If one of them turned against the others, he could lead them into a deadly ambush or trap and they wouldn't know what hit them. They wouldn't expect treachery at all.

If Windcharger is quick, he could immobilise all the others in his magnetic grip. He could remove any detachable weapons (as Jazz did to Sector 7 in the 2007 movie). Therefore, no glass gas and also no flying Gears, no skilled moves from Bumblebee and definitely no smashing from Brawn. Windcharger could then rip the other five Autobots apart before they try any other tricks. It would be a tragic slaughter. I wonder what could make Windcharger do it? Perhaps he discovered a massive, secret corruption scandal in the heart of Autobot society, as in the IDW comics? Alternatively, a cerebro-shell from Bombshell would do the trick. Anyway, it would certainly traumatise a lot of readers / viewers!

Brawn could murder everyone with his bare hands.

Cliffjumper could glass-gas everyone.

Gears and Huffer could depress the others to death with monotonous, nihilistic speeches.