Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
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Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
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Fire-breathing Blood-spitting Rock Star VS A Vampire who sparkles in the sun (Advantage over other Vampires in a daytime fight) Who wins?

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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
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Gene Simmons wins because he's going to sue the hell out of you for using his name in the same sentence as that wannabe goth/vampire bullshit.
End of story
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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
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original sin wrote:Gene Simmons wins because he's going to sue the hell out of you for using his name in the same sentence as that wannabe goth/vampire bullshit.
End of story
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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
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Cullen sure as hell isn't a Vampire, but he's still the Immortal Undead. Meanwhile, Gene Simmons is an aging former rock star. I'm going with the not-Vampire-but-still-immortal-undead-superhuman on this one.
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Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
- Motto: "I am ... Ronny the Mighty!!"
- Weapon: Sword
Shadowman wrote:Cullen sure as hell isn't a Vampire, but he's still the Immortal Undead. Meanwhile, Gene Simmons is an aging former rock star. I'm going with the not-Vampire-but-still-immortal-undead-superhuman on this one.
IMO, the fight would go like this
Gene:*Firehouse-breath*
Edward: *Shines like the sun*
Gene:*Puts on sunglasses and stabs Edward with a wooden stake*
Edward: *Dies
Gene:*Sings "God of Thunder" as a victory taunt*

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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
- Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Space Ace 24 wrote:Shadowman wrote:Cullen sure as hell isn't a Vampire, but he's still the Immortal Undead. Meanwhile, Gene Simmons is an aging former rock star. I'm going with the not-Vampire-but-still-immortal-undead-superhuman on this one.
IMO, the fight would go like this
Gene:*Firehouse-breath*
Edward: *Shines like the sun*
Gene:*Puts on sunglasses and stabs Edward with a wooden stake*
Edward: *Dies
Gene:*Sings "God of Thunder" as a victory taunt*
As I said, not Vampires. Wooden stakes don't kill them. In fact, they have none of the weaknesses of Vampires, which pisses me off to no end, (You have to be dhampir to get that!) but also means they're significantly harder to kill by mortals, i.e. Gene Simmons.
Furthermore, you're "synopsis" is pretty much assuming Cullen stands still and doesn't defend himself.
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Wigglez wrote:Just remember. The sword is an extension of your arm. Use it as if you're going to karate chop someone with your really long sharp ass hand.
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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
- Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
- Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Shadowman wrote:Space Ace 24 wrote:Shadowman wrote:Cullen sure as hell isn't a Vampire, but he's still the Immortal Undead. Meanwhile, Gene Simmons is an aging former rock star. I'm going with the not-Vampire-but-still-immortal-undead-superhuman on this one.
IMO, the fight would go like this
Gene:*Firehouse-breath*
Edward: *Shines like the sun*
Gene:*Puts on sunglasses and stabs Edward with a wooden stake*
Edward: *Dies
Gene:*Sings "God of Thunder" as a victory taunt*
As I said, not Vampires. Wooden stakes don't kill them. In fact, they have none of the weaknesses of Vampires, which pisses me off to no end, (You have to be dhampir to get that!) but also means they're significantly harder to kill by mortals, i.e. Gene Simmons.
Furthermore, you're "synopsis" is pretty much assuming Cullen stands still and doesn't defend himself.
its a sc24 thread, what do you expect? their hero wins. everyone lives happily ever after. the end

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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
Shadowman wrote:Space Ace 24 wrote:Shadowman wrote:Cullen sure as hell isn't a Vampire, but he's still the Immortal Undead. Meanwhile, Gene Simmons is an aging former rock star. I'm going with the not-Vampire-but-still-immortal-undead-superhuman on this one.
IMO, the fight would go like this
Gene:*Firehouse-breath*
Edward: *Shines like the sun*
Gene:*Puts on sunglasses and stabs Edward with a wooden stake*
Edward: *Dies
Gene:*Sings "God of Thunder" as a victory taunt*
As I said, not Vampires. Wooden stakes don't kill them. In fact, they have none of the weaknesses of Vampires, which pisses me off to no end, (You have to be dhampir to get that!) but also means they're significantly harder to kill by mortals, i.e. Gene Simmons.
Furthermore, you're "synopsis" is pretty much assuming Cullen stands still and doesn't defend himself.
Cullen being emo as he is probably rocked out hard-core to Simmons during the 80's and 90's.
Cullen would worship Simmons as a god and allow Simmons to behead Cullen.

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Re: Edward Cullen VS Gene Simmons
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Gene wins because vampires are impossible.
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