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News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:32 am

<3

Now get in the missions woman, level 4 needs more crazy.

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:44 am

I have been missioning.

I slacked this weekend because of Leaderboard, but that just ended... Thank god. And I am.currently hiding behind Gore in Hell.

by **turbomagnus** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:21 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:I have been missioning.

I slacked this weekend because of Leaderboard, but that just ended... Thank god. And I am.currently hiding behind Gore in Hell.

Maybe not the best place to hide... I'm planning on doing at least TWO PER CENT damage to Gore next time! :-D

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:33 am

That's why I hide behind Gore :-D

by **turbomagnus** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:37 am

Yeah, but after two comes three per cent, then four... one day (probably the same day some kid uses a shiney sparkly ball of goodness to destroy a giant planet-eating robot), I intend for that number to reach one hundred per cent...

by **Wingz** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:51 am

turbomagnus wrote:Yeah, but after two comes three per cent, then four... one day (probably the same day some kid uses a shiney sparkly ball of goodness to destroy a giant planet-eating robot), I intend for that number to reach one hundred per cent...

Such a dreamer :cry:

Welcome back to the game! =) There's an event going on right now, and I believe Psych stated something about accepting late sign ups if you're interested! :twisted:

The game thus far

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:10 pm

Wingz wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:Yeah, but after two comes three per cent, then four... one day (probably the same day some kid uses a shiney sparkly ball of goodness to destroy a giant planet-eating robot), I intend for that number to reach one hundred per cent...

Such a dreamer

Welcome back to the game! =) There's an event going on right now, and I believe Psych stated something about accepting late sign ups if you're interested!

The game thus far

Seriously Freq, get stuck in. There is no way Earth Wars can be better than this.

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:09 pm

Psychout wrote:
Wingz wrote:
turbomagnus wrote:Yeah, but after two comes three per cent, then four... one day (probably the same day some kid uses a shiney sparkly ball of goodness to destroy a giant planet-eating robot), I intend for that number to reach one hundred per cent...

Such a dreamer

Welcome back to the game! =) There's an event going on right now, and I believe Psych stated something about accepting late sign ups if you're interested!

The game thus far

Seriously Freq, get stuck in. There is no way Earth Wars can be better than this.

They let me name things! No one around here let's me name things!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:31 pm

ctrlFrequency wrote:They let me name things! No one around here let's me name things!

Have you actually asked?

by **turbomagnus** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:41 pm

Yeah, there's rumors on the dark side of the furthest moonbases where no one goes and fewer return that Burn has special naming-things powers...

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:55 pm

Burn wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:They let me name things! No one around here let's me name things!

Have you actually asked?

Can I name.stuff, Burn? Please!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:15 pm

ctrlFrequency wrote:
Burn wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:They let me name things! No one around here let's me name things!

Have you actually asked?

Can I name.stuff, Burn? Please!

What would you like to name?

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:41 pm

Burn wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Burn wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:They let me name things! No one around here let's me name things!

Have you actually asked?

Can I name.stuff, Burn? Please!

What would you like to name?

Could I rename a board-wait no... That would be dangerous as I am snarky.

I need to think about this.

Maybe I could name a weapon.... Hmm...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:09 pm

You COULD name a weapon, but first, you must earn it ...

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:54 pm

Burn wrote:You COULD name a weapon, but first, you must earn it ...

You know, those words kind of scare me

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:30 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
Burn wrote:You COULD name a weapon, but first, you must earn it ...

You know, those words kind of scare me

Yeah, plus if I do it for you I'll have to do it for others, and that's just work.

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:39 am

Burn wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Burn wrote:You COULD name a weapon, but first, you must earn it ...

You know, those words kind of scare me

Yeah, plus if I do it for you I'll have to do it for others, and that's just work.

We wouldn't want to go there

Like steve2275 on Facebook · by **steve2275** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:05 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
Burn wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:
Burn wrote:You COULD name a weapon, but first, you must earn it ...

You know, those words kind of scare me

Yeah, plus if I do it for you I'll have to do it for others, and that's just work.

We wouldn't want to go there

i wonder what i could come up with :-?

by **Wrath** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:58 am

I’m honestly surprised that there isn’t a bot running around shooting Kamehamehas or a con with Force Lightning. Or the other way around, equal opportunity and all that.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:19 am

We did have a competition to name new weapons back when we first got access to the panel. It's where the lightsabers came from.

It's been discussed as a potential prize in later Campaign games too so it's not out of the realms of possibility, but these days it depends on whether Burn can be bothered. :-D

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:08 am

I have been tempted to open a thread and let people ask me for custom named weapons...provided they meet my requests.

I was going to call it "Dance for Burns Amusement and Win Weapons"

Maybe I should permit requests from one player per side a week ... :-?

Like steve2275 on Facebook · by **steve2275** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:32 am

Burn wrote:I have been tempted to open a thread and let people ask me for custom named weapons...provided they meet my requests.

I was going to call it "Dance for Burns Amusement and Win Weapons"

Maybe I should permit requests from one player per side a week ...

dance?
i can barely walk

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:23 am

steve2275 wrote:
Burn wrote:I have been tempted to open a thread and let people ask me for custom named weapons...provided they meet my requests.

I was going to call it "Dance for Burns Amusement and Win Weapons"

Maybe I should permit requests from one player per side a week ...

dance?
i can barely walk

Well that's your own fault. You're responsible for keeping the lube stocked.

by **Overwatch** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:51 am

Can the first custom weapon in the series be "steve2275's dance moves"?

by **turbomagnus** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:02 am

Nah, nah, I have a better idea;
A weapon named "all the bugs in HMW". Think about it...
"MooseMuncher hits Negacron with all the bugs in HMW. Negacron has gone into stasis lock!" :-D