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News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:45 pm

Shadowman wrote:
It Is Him wrote:How are guns manly? Women tend to be better shots than men anyway

(Man that took literally three seconds to find on Youtube)

On average, women have less upper body strength compared to men, which is an important factor in the use of firearms.

How are you, Shadowman?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 5:52 pm

SillySpringer wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
It Is Him wrote:How are guns manly? Women tend to be better shots than men anyway

(Man that took literally three seconds to find on Youtube)

On average, women have less upper body strength compared to men, which is an important factor in the use of firearms.

That's an even better point. That's why I think they should be just accepting a bunch of women into the military. Political correctness or not, it's just plain stupid. And a soldier also needs to be strong enough to carry another wounded soldier, and it's gonna be awfully hard for some women to be able to pick up a heavy guy and put him on her shoulders.

You do understand the military requires a ton of fitness training to even complete basic, right? They don't just slap a gun in your hands and call it a day.

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 7:08 pm

Shadowman wrote:
SillySpringer wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
It Is Him wrote:How are guns manly? Women tend to be better shots than men anyway

(Man that took literally three seconds to find on Youtube)

On average, women have less upper body strength compared to men, which is an important factor in the use of firearms.

That's an even better point. That's why I think they should be just accepting a bunch of women into the military. Political correctness or not, it's just plain stupid. And a soldier also needs to be strong enough to carry another wounded soldier, and it's gonna be awfully hard for some women to be able to pick up a heavy guy and put him on her shoulders.

You do understand the military requires a ton of fitness training to even complete basic, right? They don't just slap a gun in your hands and call it a day.

Of course, but men have more muscle capacity than women generally... unless they are like Strika.

News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Tue Sep 20, 2016 9:35 pm

Some things never change

News Credits: 295 · by **WreckerJack** » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:01 am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeIBeMb2axI

A friend of mine wants to get into fishing, so I have been watching these grilling videos. They make me so hungry ever time.

Anyone got any pro tips for someone that hasn't fished in a loooong time?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Sep 22, 2016 9:13 am

WreckerJack wrote:Anyone got any pro tips for someone that hasn't fished in a loooong time?

Yeah, go to Costco, they already did all the work for you.

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:46 pm

Fishing is something I definitely want to start doing again soon.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 1:34 am

WreckerJack wrote:Anyone got any pro tips for someone that hasn't fished in a loooong time?

1. Acquire dynamite (hand grenades will work in a pinch).
2. Acquire bass boat (but, if you have a yacht, no one will hold it against you).
3. Buy beer.
4. Put explosives and beer on boat.
5. Find large lake.
6. Put boat on lake.
7. Take boat to center of lake.
8. Light fuses on dynamite sticks (or pull pins on grenades, whichever applies, just make sure you do it 1 at a time).
9. Throw live explosive into lake.
10. After the explosion, collect your catch.

by **wilcosu35** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:40 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
WreckerJack wrote:Anyone got any pro tips for someone that hasn't fished in a loooong time?
1. Acquire dynamite (hand grenades will work in a pinch).
2. Acquire bass boat (but, if you have a yacht, no one will hold it against you).
3. Buy beer.
4. Put explosives and beer on boat.
5. Find large lake.
6. Put boat on lake.
7. Take boat to center of lake.
8. Light fuses on dynamite sticks (or pull pins on grenades, whichever applies, just make sure you do it 1 at a time).
9. Throw live explosive into lake.
10. After the explosion, collect your catch.

And if you're fishing for the sport, don't forget to throw them back.

News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:24 am

What if I use bread instead of dynamite?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:21 am

It Is Him wrote:What if I use bread instead of dynamite?

Where are you going to get explosive bread?

by **Nemesis Maximo** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 10:25 am

It Is Him wrote:What if I use bread instead of dynamite?

Then you'll be catching duckfish.

News Credits: 295 · by **WreckerJack** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:33 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:
It Is Him wrote:What if I use bread instead of dynamite?

Then you'll be catching duckfish.

News Credits: 16 · by **It Is Him** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:31 pm

WreckerJack wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
It Is Him wrote:What if I use bread instead of dynamite?

Then you'll be catching duckfish.

I'm thrilled that's a thing that exists on the Internet

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Sun Sep 25, 2016 8:15 pm

It Is Him wrote:
WreckerJack wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
It Is Him wrote:What if I use bread instead of dynamite?

Then you'll be catching duckfish.

I'm thrilled that's a thing that exists on the Internet

Call the Dalek Exterminators. We have a new flying and water-breathing pest on our hands.

by **Zeek99g** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:05 pm

Just say, "Here Fishy Fishy Fishy!"

The fish should just hop right on into the boat.

:lol:

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 1:10 pm

Zeek99g wrote:Just say, "Here Fishy Fishy Fishy!"

The fish should just hop right on into the boat.

That is an awesome video. :lol:

Is Sesame Street manly though? :-?

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:08 pm

Manlier than you.

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:11 pm

Burn wrote:Manlier than you.

There's a difference between manliness, and insecurity. Which are you? :-P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 4:18 pm

SillySpringer wrote:
Burn wrote:Manlier than you.

There's a difference between manliness, and insecurity. Which are you?

Manly with the occasional touch of insecurity due to having suffered from anxiety and depression for nearly 30 years. How about you?

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:30 pm

Burn wrote:
SillySpringer wrote:
Burn wrote:Manlier than you.

There's a difference between manliness, and insecurity. Which are you?

Manly with the occasional touch of insecurity due to having suffered from anxiety and depression for nearly 30 years. How about you?

Same-ish, though I haven't been alive for 30 years. Been better lately though. I suppose it was the puberty era that really was giving me a hard time.

News Credits: 60 · by **fenrir72** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:26 pm

Burn wrote:ya know, I get that there was the whole "other pointless thangs" in the topic title, but stuff like this should have gone into the manly thread.

Okay, I'm transferring this here

Cheerleaders made this kid feel funny.............. as in seeing some female skin undies during their "upskirt" sessions filled his immature (I'm being kind) brain with impure thoughts :lol:

Like that scene in "Mystery Men" when looking at the bad gals shrinking costumes made Ben Stiller's costume "tight"

This happened in Utah btw.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028172225

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ughts.html

https://www.yahoo.com/style/utah-cheerl ... 53362.html

http://hellogiggles.com/utah-cheerleaders-uniforms/

http://ijr.com/2016/09/696865-cheerlead ... oo-sexual/

Happened almost a week ago.

Is funny or really sad? :twisted:

News Credits: 3 · by **DedicatedGhostArt** » Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:42 pm

That's absurd. Boy, have some self time. It's good for you.

News Credits: 23 · by **Madeus Prime** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:31 am

SO in my news, I found a new girlfriend, who is brilliant, might I add, and super good looking. But, that's not the most brain exploding part...what actually made me physically trip while walking next to her was when she said that she loves Transformers.

News Credits: 42 · by **Autobot N** » Wed Sep 28, 2016 8:34 am

Madeus Prime wrote:SO in my news, I found a new girlfriend, who is brilliant, might I add, and super good looking. But, that's not the most brain exploding part...what actually made me physically trip while walking next to her was when she said that she loves Transformers.

Almost seems too good to be true...