The Energon Pub

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:51 am

Gore wrote:Autobots, Maximals, Predacons, I gave you a warning over a week ago that there would be a war coming.

I, Gore, as Preferred Leader of the Decepticon Empire hereby declare that an all out offensive will be launched within a few hours that will lead the the humiliation and embarrassment of Autobots and Maximals and Predacons alike.

You may run and hide, either in the arena or real life, it matters not. This campaign will be fought regardless of who is on the battlefield.

In fact, I am so confidant in my forces that I and a number of other Decepticon Commanders will TELL you where we are striking with ample time for you to turn up and attempt to stop us.

We're trying to make this as easy as possible for you.

Do not ask when this starts, just know that it'll be in the next few hours. You'll know when it does.

So go forth and prepare, for all the good it will do you.

Oh and Evolution Prime, i'll see you elsewhere.

by **Skits** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:39 am

Assuming I remember to check here and don't get too distracted by shiny things... the Mix will see you on the battlefield. :grin:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 6:57 am

pffft. That bunch of pansy arsed losers?

by **Skits** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:09 am

Yes, that bunch of pansy arsed losers who, despite their pansy-arsedness, still have the guts to show up and not run and/or hide, and still occasionally manage to get the better of the Freaks.

Sometimes.

by **Deadpool.** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:02 am

What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?

by **Tammuz** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:11 am

Deadpool. wrote:And who's Gore?

you shall die by my hand, Noob.

by **quetzalcoatl** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:45 am

Deadpool. wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?

Close. But he does have the same delusions of grandeur as that Presidential wanna-be * runs back to the safety of the lvl 0-2 zone

by **Phaze** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:55 am

quetzalcoatl wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?
Close. But he does have the same delusions of grandeur as that Presidential wanna-be * runs back to the safety of the lvl 0-2 zone

You chicken shizen get out there and have a bash at taking gore down.

anyhoo i'll have a go at freak hunting i seem to run foul of them most of the time anyways

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:59 am

Phaze wrote:
quetzalcoatl wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?
Close. But he does have the same delusions of grandeur as that Presidential wanna-be * runs back to the safety of the lvl 0-2 zone

You chicken shizen get out there and have a bash at taking gore down.

anyhoo i'll have a go at freak hunting i seem to run foul of them most of the time anyways

And I shall be there to whore all your XP. :twisted:

by **Phaze** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:03 am

Psychout wrote:
Phaze wrote:
quetzalcoatl wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?
Close. But he does have the same delusions of grandeur as that Presidential wanna-be * runs back to the safety of the lvl 0-2 zone

You chicken shizen get out there and have a bash at taking gore down.

anyhoo i'll have a go at freak hunting i seem to run foul of them most of the time anyways
And I shall be there to whore all your XP.

Yeah and look what happened to richard when he tried that little stunt

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:08 am

Phaze wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Phaze wrote:
quetzalcoatl wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?
Close. But he does have the same delusions of grandeur as that Presidential wanna-be * runs back to the safety of the lvl 0-2 zone

You chicken shizen get out there and have a bash at taking gore down.

anyhoo i'll have a go at freak hunting i seem to run foul of them most of the time anyways
And I shall be there to whore all your XP.

Yeah and look what happened to richard when he tried that little stunt

It worked fine for Darth Bender...

by **Phaze** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:11 am

Psychout wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Phaze wrote:
quetzalcoatl wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?
Close. But he does have the same delusions of grandeur as that Presidential wanna-be * runs back to the safety of the lvl 0-2 zone

You chicken shizen get out there and have a bash at taking gore down.

anyhoo i'll have a go at freak hunting i seem to run foul of them most of the time anyways
And I shall be there to whore all your XP.

Yeah and look what happened to richard when he tried that little stunt

It worked fine for Darth Bender...

Only just you needed 3 others to wear Crueljaw down so you could pick over the bones and he still top scored

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:21 am

Damn right. You cant expect Bender to put any work into his winnings.

Thats what orphans are for.

by **DtreetViper2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:33 am

I love a good fight and all but Mr. Burn I am not going up against Gore. I'm not that crazy.

Ah and DP Gore is one of Mr. Burns top Con. He's big and powerful and will smash any of us Bots/Maxis under it's foot. That and Gore puts Megatron to shame. O.k. Gore is better then Megatron.

News Credits: 1 · by **Symbiote Spiderman14** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:35 am

DtreetViper2 wrote:I love a good fight and all but Mr. Burn I am not going up against Gore. I'm not that crazy.

Ah and DP Gore is one of Mr. Burns top Con. He's big and powerful and will smash any of us Bots/Maxis under it's foot. That and Gore puts Megatron to shame. O.k. Gore is better then Megatron.

suck up

by **DtreetViper2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:40 am

Yeah so what. I mean the best Megatron I've seen to date is the one from the movie.

by **Phaze** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:43 am

DtreetViper2 wrote:Yeah so what. I mean the best Megatron I've seen to date is the one from the movie.

Your A true autobot completely gutless when it comes to a fight

News Credits: 2 · by **Wingspan** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:00 am

Deadpool wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig? Tongue

And who's Gore? Al Gore?

Here's an education. Meet Gore. Vote for (Al) Gore or die.

Phaze wrote:
DtreetViper2 wrote:Yeah so what. I mean the best Megatron I've seen to date is the one from the movie.

A true autobot completely gutless when it comes to a fight

I don't even know where to begin with that one.

by **Phaze** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:02 am

Wingspan wrote:
Deadpool wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig? Tongue

And who's Gore? Al Gore?

Here's an education. Meet Gore. Vote for (Al) Gore or die.

Phaze wrote:
DtreetViper2 wrote:Yeah so what. I mean the best Megatron I've seen to date is the one from the movie.

A true autobot completely gutless when it comes to a fight

I don't even know where to begin with that one.

At the beginning and very slowly so everyone can keep up?

News Credits: 2 · by **Wingspan** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:17 am

Phaze wrote:
Wingspan wrote:
Deadpool wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig? Tongue

And who's Gore? Al Gore?

Here's an education. Meet Gore. Vote for (Al) Gore or die.

Phaze wrote:
DtreetViper2 wrote:Yeah so what. I mean the best Megatron I've seen to date is the one from the movie.

A true autobot completely gutless when it comes to a fight

I don't even know where to begin with that one.

At the beginning and very slowly so everyone can keep up?

That's not helping...

Edit: This helps. Although not a Freak, still effective.

by **Deadpool.** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:19 am

Wingspan wrote:
Deadpool wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig? Tongue

And who's Gore? Al Gore?

Here's an education. Meet Gore. Vote for (Al) Gore or die.

Phaze wrote:
DtreetViper2 wrote:Yeah so what. I mean the best Megatron I've seen to date is the one from the movie.

A true autobot completely gutless when it comes to a fight

I don't even know where to begin with that one.

So THAT's Gore....

by **DtreetViper2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:33 am

Yep that would be Gore alright. So you see why I'm afraid of him and not Megatron.

by **Rat Convoy** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 1:10 pm

Dtreet, you might want to wipe your nose. Lookin' a little brown. Actually, if you don't watch it, you might end up with your entire head up there.

by **Rave Raze** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:34 pm

So What? I could take him out.

He he stood very still and I had around a year and a half with my best two strafing and blasting hahahahaha

That's some dedication to the game right there.

News Credits: 1 · by **Ram** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:51 pm

quetzalcoatl wrote:
Deadpool. wrote:What's this big offensive thingamajig?

And who's Gore? Al Gore?
Close. But he does have the same delusions of grandeur as that Presidential wanna-be * runs back to the safety of the lvl 0-2 zone

you aint safe there auto-wuss because my bot Warmaker is a coming