The Energon Pub

by **Tammuz** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:01 am

and bathing in the still warm blood of a thousand virgins

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:19 pm

And burning orphanages, but only if they attack first!

by **Unicron Singularity** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:20 pm

Psychout wrote:
Corrupted Rodimus wrote:Well... I don't know if this is the right place... but I'd also like to be a Decepticon (tired of Autobots, and not interested in Preds or Maximals)
Excellent! You will be welcomed into our legions of Evil.

Anyone else finally seeing sense and moving to the dark side?

We dont have any cookies, but we do a have a good trade in murdering the innocent...

go Dark Side =D
does it mean that we get a Cookie?

(and btw, what's your avatar picture from? Cant remember where I saw it from earlier)

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:22 pm

Corrupted Rodimus wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Corrupted Rodimus wrote:Well... I don't know if this is the right place... but I'd also like to be a Decepticon (tired of Autobots, and not interested in Preds or Maximals)
Excellent! You will be welcomed into our legions of Evil.

Anyone else finally seeing sense and moving to the dark side?

We dont have any cookies, but we do a have a good trade in murdering the innocent...

go Dark Side =D
does it mean that we get a Cookie?

(and btw, what's your avatar picture from? Cant remember where I saw it from earlier)

That's Richard from LFG. When you join us he'll be your new role model.

by **Shadow Dragon** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:27 pm

Tammuz wrote:and bathing in the still warm blood of a thousand virgins

No no no, Drinking the blood of a thousand virgins!

News Credits: 1 · by **doomboy536** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:30 pm

Shadow Dragon wrote:
Tammuz wrote:and bathing in the still warm blood of a thousand virgins

No no no, Drinking the blood of a thousand virgins!

Look, we'll get two thousand virgins - one thousand to bathe, one thousand to drink.

by **Shadow Dragon** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:40 pm

doomboy536 wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:
Tammuz wrote:and bathing in the still warm blood of a thousand virgins

No no no, Drinking the blood of a thousand virgins!

Look, we'll get two thousand virgins - one thousand to bathe, one thousand to drink.

We're bathing them now? They won't remain virgins for long, albeit it will be a lot of fun.

by **Waylander** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:40 pm

Corrupted Rodimus wrote:Well... I don't know if this is the right place... but I'd also like to be a Decepticon (tired of Autobots, and not interested in Preds or Maximals)

been saying that for years,see you in V2 as a :CON:

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:50 pm

Shadow Dragon wrote:
doomboy536 wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:
Tammuz wrote:and bathing in the still warm blood of a thousand virgins

No no no, Drinking the blood of a thousand virgins!

Look, we'll get two thousand virgins - one thousand to bathe, one thousand to drink.

We're bathing them now? They won't remain virgins for long, albeit it will be a lot of fun.

You know, although batheing in their blood is the more evil thing to do, SD has a much more fun idea...

by **Unicron Singularity** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:50 pm

Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Corrupted Rodimus wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Corrupted Rodimus wrote:Well... I don't know if this is the right place... but I'd also like to be a Decepticon (tired of Autobots, and not interested in Preds or Maximals)
Excellent! You will be welcomed into our legions of Evil.

Anyone else finally seeing sense and moving to the dark side?

We dont have any cookies, but we do a have a good trade in murdering the innocent...

go Dark Side =D
does it mean that we get a Cookie?

(and btw, what's your avatar picture from? Cant remember where I saw it from earlier)

That's Richard from LFG. When you join us he'll be your new role model.

LFG? The comic name? (I've been trying to remember the full name of the comic, as it was funny as heck ^^)

why not 3000 virgins? (chicks, that is. one thousand for the human body's needs, one thousand to bathe, and then let them help on the needs ^^, and the last thousand would be for yet another need ^^)

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:51 pm

Uncrazzimatic wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:
doomboy536 wrote:
Shadow Dragon wrote:
Tammuz wrote:and bathing in the still warm blood of a thousand virgins

No no no, Drinking the blood of a thousand virgins!

Look, we'll get two thousand virgins - one thousand to bathe, one thousand to drink.

We're bathing them now? They won't remain virgins for long, albeit it will be a lot of fun.

You know, although batheing in their blood is the more evil thing to do, SD has a much more fun idea...

I prefer liver, with a nice chilled chiante.

by **Shadow Dragon** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 1:52 pm

Corrupted Rodimus wrote:LFG? The comic name? (I've been trying to remember the full name of the comic, as it was funny as heck ^^)

http://www.lfgcomic.com/

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:11 pm

Uncrazzamatic wrote:That's Richard from LFG. When you join us he'll be your new role model.

by **Unicron Singularity** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 2:14 pm

awesomeness with sauce ^^

btw... why want two thousand virgins, when you always can get three thousand? Greed Is Good ^^
3000 virgins(chicks, of course) = 3000 jollies to swab the decks ^^

by **Forward** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:46 am

The Decepticons are getting virgins now? Maybe I won't switch to Predacon after all.

by **Bun-Bun** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:55 am

Forward wrote:The Decepticons are getting virgins now? Maybe I won't switch to Predacon after all.

They want you to think that...
It was never explictly stated that the virgins had to be female.
All their sacrifices are to cut down their n00b population. :lol:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:00 am

This is what happens when you leave the sacrifices in the hands of an RDD member.

Some how Hollow One got overlooked.

by **Waylander** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:56 am

by **Forward** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:38 am

Bun-Bun wrote:
Forward wrote:The Decepticons are getting virgins now? Maybe I won't switch to Predacon after all.

They want you to think that...
It was never explictly stated that the virgins had to be female.
All their sacrifices are to cut down their n00b population.

They must not have to worry about running out any time soon, then.

News Credits: 7 · by **waaaaghlord** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 3:48 am

NOW RECRUITING!!!

GO DECEPTICON IN V2 AND GET VIRGINS!!!

by **Malicron** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:54 pm

Boy, Al-kida's gona be pissed when they find out we stole all there virgens.

by **Cyberwright** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:58 pm

Forward wrote:The Decepticons are getting virgins now? Maybe I won't switch to Predacon after all.

What? i thought that was the RDD enterance fee... that or Bot heads filled with beer and roast fuzzbag

News Credits: 4 · by **craggy** » Mon Dec 10, 2007 5:58 pm

Mighty Scorponok wrote:IFI AM GONNA STAY PREDACON, I WANT TO SWAP SOME OF MY CHARACTERS INTO WILD RABBIED DINOSAURS OR AYBE A WILD RABBIED BEAR..........WITH A HUGE CANNON STICKING OUT OF ITS BUTT LMAO.

I second this, if Japan can have Godmasters we should get Rabbis as well!