Recently I started playing battle beast gambling, a friendly, good-spirited game to pass the time in between missions.
At first it started I would just spend a few thousand here, a few thousand there, and I'd win sometimes.
Then it got worse, I started gambling to pay off debts, to pay for weapons and armor, to pay for fuel shaft injector jobs.
Recently I sold my legs to LFDV(Limbs For Decepticon Veterns) to pay for lubricant for my new-made babycon.
I've had to sell my home, my baby, my wife and my fingers; needless to say it's incredibly difficult typing this.
What I'm asking for is simple.
I don't want your sympathy, your empathy, or your money.
Well, nevermind, yes I do.
Give me energon, please. Just so I can buy back my baby.
...and maybe some black magic.
Thank you for taking the time to glance over my miserable life, all thanks to Battle Beast Gambling.
Please, don't let this atrocity befall yourself and others.
And don't forget send me money.
I'm a gambling addict
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Posted by Death By Motor Bike Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:16 pm
Vanguard wrote:Selling your wife is one thing, but your baby?
How much did you get for your wife btw?
Dude, if you had my baby, you would've sold it too; damn that thing was ugly.
And I only got like, 10 energon for my wife.
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Posted by crazyfists Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:32 pm
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now thats worth energon
too bad youre a con
too bad youre a con
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Posted by Death By Motor Bike Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:37 pm
crazyfists wrote:now thats worth energon
too bad youre a con
Dude, it's cool. Just give me your atm pin number and I'll just withdraw as much as I need. You can trust me, buddy!
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Posted by Chaoslock Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:55 pm
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Go to the Darkmount Decepticon HQ forum, there you can request donations or pick a target from Burns bounty hunt.
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Posted by Supercollider Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:59 pm
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I hear Burn's got a bounty thread on the Con Only forum - you might want to try and collect on a few.
Unfortunately for you the Energon Fairy (or her minions) can only visit Autobots.
I don't wanna know how you typed this is you sold your fingers!
EDIT
took too damn long writing it Chaoslock beat me to it - by 5 mins!
Unfortunately for you the Energon Fairy (or her minions) can only visit Autobots.
I don't wanna know how you typed this is you sold your fingers!
EDIT
took too damn long writing it Chaoslock beat me to it - by 5 mins!
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Posted by Burn Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:09 pm
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I feel like giving him energon for that story! 
But it's morning, I have to go to work, i'd rather still be in bed, I need to crack my neck and it won't go ... so ... talk to Absoloute Zero, he should have enough energon by now.
But it's morning, I have to go to work, i'd rather still be in bed, I need to crack my neck and it won't go ... so ... talk to Absoloute Zero, he should have enough energon by now.
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Posted by Jeep? Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:43 pm
Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
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Posted by Death By Motor Bike Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:47 pm
Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
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Posted by Jeep? Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:02 pm
Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
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Posted by Death By Motor Bike Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:06 pm
Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Thanks a lot.
You know, if you ever wanna like, make out a little.. or something, just let me know.
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Posted by Supercollider Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:20 pm
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Weapon:
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Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Thanks a lot.
You know, if you ever wanna like, make out a little.. or something, just let me know.
*shudder*The hicks from 'Deliverance' wrote:That's a real priddy mouth you got there.
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Posted by Jeep? Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:26 pm
Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Thanks a lot.
You know, if you ever wanna like, make out a little.. or something, just let me know.
We could go have sex. I'm giving.
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Posted by Death By Motor Bike Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:36 pm
Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Death By Motor Bike wrote:Jesus Prime wrote:Thanks for the kid, by the way, you drive a hard bargain but he raasted up nice.
You bastard! How dare you raast my child!
Ey, mon, he be jammin naow.
Sent you some money though.
Thanks a lot.
You know, if you ever wanna like, make out a little.. or something, just let me know.
We could go have sex. I'm giving.
YES! I LOVE SEX!
WAIT! Do transformers have sex parts?
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Posted by Jeep? Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:47 pm
I dunno. But I do.
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Posted by Death By Motor Bike Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:08 pm
Oh god yes, let's get it on.
And by "get it on", I mean sex.
And by sex, I mean [insert what you think I mean here]
And by "get it on", I mean sex.
And by sex, I mean [insert what you think I mean here]
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Posted by crazyfists Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:53 pm
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my oh my has this topic taken a turn for the worse.
or better if youre jp.
or better if youre jp.
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Posted by Burn Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:08 pm
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Oh I dunno, in 8 posts DBMB has managed to be funnier than Ineptibots V0.2 have in 8 months!
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Posted by Mkall Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:41 pm
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Death By Motor Bike wrote:And by sex, I mean [Let's get back on topic?]
There we go, I think the meaning is clear
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