The Energon Pub

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:12 pm

Big_yellow_glasses wrote:If I dropped a kinife on Locust's crotch, how long would it take for him to realize that he just lost whatever was left of his manhood?

*Locust looks down*

ooh... awkward. My handle's pointing up. Just try to hide it and hope no one notices...

by **UFO** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:11 pm

Ever licked a chainsaw?
How about an elephant?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:46 pm

Big_yellow_glasses
I did that once. it's still there unnoticed.

Sonic
Yeth.
Naw.

by **The Happy Locust** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:51 pm

Sonic wrote:Ever licked a chainsaw?
How about an elephant?

a little from column A, a little from column B.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:27 am

Sonic:
1: Not on your life my friend!
2: no of... :-s

course not...

by **Big_yellow_glasses** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:01 am

How many times can Locust lose a body part?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 1:28 pm

Thick_yellow_glasses
2. 3 on the weekends.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:28 pm

Sonic:
-It hurts to taste things...
-And to swallow...

Big Yellow Glasses:
-One googolplex. (Like I said befoire, that equals 10^10^100)

by **Halo** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:44 pm

Rodimus Lantern-
1. They suck.
2. I know.
3. Nah, I've got a plan for about 30 situations or so.

Big_yellow_glasses-
About 3 milliseconds

Sonic-
1. Yes.
2. Petted one.

Big_yellow_glasses-
Whatever he feel like.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:57 pm

Big_Yellow_Glasses:
-The same as the amount of beers he can chug in 3084639832476765893246766489283642387957.5 milliseconds

I have a question now!... Is it a good Idea to carry around a conch that is broken on one side and easily useable as a pair of knuckles?

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:58 pm

Big_yellow_glasses wrote:How many times can Locust lose a body part?

Thanks to the dark cartoon logic of my existence, any gag involving body parts is over by the next scene. :mrgreen:

by **Evil Phil** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:45 pm

Question for those who have probably seen Gundam Seed: Stargazer:

If Sven already saw that the Stargazer had the ability to manipulate beam energy, then why didn't he just use the Strike Noir's rail guns? They would've been effective due to them being a solid projectile weapon.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:54 pm

Σ Prime:
1:I have no Idea...

on a lighter note I have some more Halo fanart... why.... because it's fun!

My question for it is... did I do her the proper justice?

only you can decide america!
It was drawn and colored by hand in colored pencil!

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:57 pm

Tha Tweezrrr wrote:Σ Prime:
1:I have no Idea...

on a lighter note I have some more Halo fanart... why.... because it's fun!

My question for it is... did I do her the proper justice?

only you can decide america!
It was drawn and colored by hand in colored pencil!

It's definitely not a flattering profile. a little on the chunky side (going by the gut shape). but also busty. I'd say it's a good rendition of a more natural human.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:59 pm

Sigma Prime:
-When was the last time solid projectile weapons hurt any mobile suit?

Tha Tweezrrr:
-Pretty good. Halo might slaughter you, but I think it's pretty good.

by **Tweezy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:00 pm

the part of the cloak just above the belt is not meant to hug the curves as well as the part below, that is why the cloth hangs over just a little, just like when anyone wears a belt or tucks in a shirt!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:47 pm

Tha Tweezrrr
coolness dude

EDIT:
QUESTION:

Are you guys excited about halo 3? I hear they're going to have female MC's multiplayer. That would give halo a more realistic avatar.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:30 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:Tha Tweezrrr
coolness dude

EDIT:
QUESTION:

Are you guys excited about halo 3? I hear they're going to have female MC's multiplayer. That would give halo a more realistic avatar.

I knew they'd have to do it sometime woooooo! :DANCE:

by **Halo** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:18 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:QUESTION:

Are you guys excited about halo 3? I hear they're going to have female MC's multiplayer. That would give halo a more realistic avatar.

You better not be lying, cuz if you are, I'm personally going to stalk you down and kill you.

But, yeah, I'm excited.

by **Rodimus_Lantern** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:25 am

- After watching the Outsiders yesterday I must know... Would you rather your name be Soda Pop or Pony Boy?
- Do I have a problem if I see a Red Semi with a Orange and a White Semi mounted on it and think, Look it's Optimus, Huffer, and Magnus having Gay robot Sex?

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:52 pm

Rodimus Lantern wrote:- After watching the Outsiders yesterday I must know... Would you rather your name be Soda Pop or Pony Boy?
- Do I have a problem if I see a Red Semi with a Orange and a White Semi mounted on it and think, Look it's Optimus, Huffer, and Magnus having Gay robot Sex?

Rodimus:
1: I would much prefer soda pop. it sounds a little les homosexual than pony boy!
2: You have a problem... a very BIG problem!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:31 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:QUESTION:

Are you guys excited about halo 3? I hear they're going to have female MC's multiplayer. That would give halo a more realistic avatar.

You better not be lying, cuz if you are, I'm personally going to stalk you down and kill you.

But, yeah, I'm excited.

I heard about it from a fairly reliable source. So don't worry.

Roddy:
- Soda Pop. definatly soda pop. ><
- a big one.

by **Tweezy** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:11 pm

Okay... I thought about locusts comments about the fan-art. And I decided to re-draw, and re-color it... check it out!

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/50351603/

by **The Happy Locust** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:12 pm

Psycho Warrior-
meh. Halo[the game] holds no great appeal to me.

RL-
1. don't make me pop you one.
2. sadly, we've all shared that experience.

by **Halo** » Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:30 pm

Rodimus Lantern-
1. My Little Pony Boy.
2. No, not at all. Me and the MIA Anime_Fangirl do that often, but maybe not to the gay sex part.

Tha Tweezrrr
Not bad.