The Energon Pub

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:16 pm

There can only be peace when everybody else is dead. :twisted:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:23 pm

Psychout wrote:Because his strongest is too scared to reach the top level and actually face Gore.

I still like that people check their missions and go "OH ****! IT'S GORE!"

I mean realistically, he's no different to all the other maxed out rammers out there. But hey, I ain't gonna complain about his "scary" reputation.

Wrath wrote:

I used to be a pretty good Freelance Peacekeeping Agent, yes?

Yessssss. Keep it up and you shall soon see yourself being promoted in the glorious army that is the Decepticons! /roleplay

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:36 pm

Burn wrote:/roleplay

Needs more *asterisks*

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:39 pm

*Burn throws a rusty shovel at Psychout*
*Psychout avoids, the rusty shovel hits Bun-Bun in the head*
*Bun-Bun has been stasis locked*

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:44 pm

by **Bun-Bun** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:46 pm

Burn wrote:*Burn throws a rusty shovel at Psychout*
*Psychout avoids, the rusty shovel hits Snowflake in the head*
*Snowflake has been stasis locked*
*Bun-Bun picks up shovel and sells it on the black market to superstitious fools that believe it has magical abilities*

*Fixed that for you*

by **turbomagnus** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:48 pm

Burn wrote:
Psychout wrote:Because his strongest is too scared to reach the top level and actually face Gore.

I still like that people check their missions and go "OH ****! IT'S GORE!"

I mean realistically, he's no different to all the other maxed out rammers out there. But hey, I ain't gonna complain about his "scary" reputation.

Except for one certain freakin' lunatic who goes "Oh, yeah! IT'S GORE! Time to try for two per cent!"... :-D

And then promptly ends up in Stasis Lock, 0/0-ing out of the mission, wondering why his fellow Autobots keep sending 1's and 2's into Hell Unleashed against Decepticon 8's, 10's and Gore instead of sending TFs that might, y'know, actually be useful... :BANG_HEAD:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:50 pm

Bun-Bun wrote:*Fixed that for you*

I stand corrected!

turbomagnus wrote:Except for one certain freakin' lunatic who goes "Oh, yeah! IT'S GORE! Time to try for two per cent!"...

And then promptly ends up in Stasis Lock, 0/0-ing out of the mission, wondering why his fellow Autobots keep sending 1's and 2's into Hell Unleashed against Decepticon 8's, 10's and Gore instead of sending TFs that might, y'know, actually be useful...

But even a scratch against those high levels can earn you more XP than a more "safe" mission.

People seem to forget that.

by **Wingz** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:12 pm

Burn wrote:People seem to forget that.

That medic life is nice in Hell Missions.

by **ThunderThruster** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:16 am

Burn wrote:I still like that people check their missions and go "OH ****! IT'S GORE!"

Every. Single. Time.

but as you say, the XP from said encounters is often far better than a 'safe' no batrtle mission.

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:39 am

Yeah I love seeing the 1-11 Hell missions up. Even on the worst one I normally get far more XP.

News Credits: 2 · by **-Soundwave-** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:43 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:Yeah I love seeing the 1-11 Hell missions up. Even on the worst one I normally get far more XP.

They make for great story telling too.

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:08 am

Sustain wrote:
ctrlFrequency wrote:Yeah I love seeing the 1-11 Hell missions up. Even on the worst one I normally get far more XP.

They make for great story telling too.

I bet they do!!

by **ThunderThruster** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:17 am

Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:53 am

ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

You are a literal hero. :BOWDOWN:

Let's hope more follow your example, then you won't be alone.

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:05 am

ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

I feel ya. Usually middle of the day (Texas time) I end up getting outnumbered. Evening time seems to be the gathering hour for most Bot players.

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:11 am

ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Well... We only do it because we love you.

Yeah... That's it. We love you.

by **ThunderThruster** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:27 am

If this is love, I don't want to know what you do when you hate 8-}

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:32 am

ThunderThruster wrote:If this is love, I don't want to know what you do when you hate

No.... No you don't.

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:33 am

ctrlFrequency wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Well... We only do it because we love you.

Yeah... That's it. We love you.

Real mission footage of Decepticon love.

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by **Bun-Bun** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:20 am

ATTENTION AUTOBOTS

News Credits: 3 · by **ctrlFrequency** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:43 pm

KILL!!!!!

No wait... Then we'll have nothing to beat.

MAIM REALLY BADLY!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:41 pm

ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Have you tried the Iacon Forums? Word on the street is it's the place to be when you need backup and told how to configure your bots.

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:53 pm

Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Have you tried the Iacon Forums? Word on the street is it's the place to be when you need backup and told how to configure your bots.

Who told you that?! I mean, it's true, but who gave you such valuable and secret information?!

...SPYZ!!!! :michaelbay:

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:53 pm

Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:Urgh. Looks like I'm fighting alone for the bots at the moment, as I'm getting ganged up on by between 5 - 8 cons.

Have you tried the Iacon Forums? Word on the street is it's the place to be when you need backup and told how to configure your bots.

I'm told they have a great leader in there rallying the troops as we speak!