The Energon Pub

by **Jazz Reborn** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:06 pm

i need slots for more minicons. :sad:

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:26 pm

Unless I've missed something, the only way to intentionally get rid of one of your minicons is to suicide him.

by **Jazz Reborn** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:31 pm

crap! i wasted all that space :-x

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:41 pm

Just attach them to your mechs, eventually they'll get stasis locked, you'll lose that minicon and then you can get another one

News Credits: 42 · by **Psychout** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:43 pm

Minicon Euthanasia!?

This game is twisted, i like it.

by **Supercollider** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 3:49 pm

Psychout wrote:Minicon Euthanasia!?

This game is twisted, i like it.

I know - I've just started Minicons Anonymous on the Iacon thread.

Does no-one else realise the dangers of this habit!

My fellow Autobots our greatest trial faces us and it does not come from Megatron, the Decepticons, the Predacons, Quintessons or even Unicron and his followers. No my Brethren this real and pressing danger is far more insidious than all of those combined.

I'm talk to you of Minicon Addiction.

Suddenly Iacon is now teeming with Autobots desperately seeking energon to feed their minicon habits. In their desperation some have even turned to gambling, causing yet more energon loss as they fall deeper into debt and end up in the hands of the mafia and their loan sharkticons.

It may seem like an innocent habit, to powerlink a minicon now and again "just for the boost", yet there is one harsh fact we have all overlooked. Millions of minicons die as a result of this.

Is freedom not the right of every sentient being? Yet we enslave these poor creatures, link them to suck their stats boost dry and then, when we fall in battle, we cast them aside as burnt-out husks.

Brothers, Sisters I ask you all to stand with me and say:
My name is *Supercollider* and I have a Minicon problem.