The Energon Pub

by **optimusprimeswife** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:04 pm

i love optimus prime!!! i am married to an older man... well robot really but u know all know what i mean!!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:13 pm

Awkward ...

by **MGrotusque** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:52 am

Cialis........hell of a drug.

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:43 am

We TOTALLY have a board 'member' just for you!

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:10 am

The next nutjob has arrived! YES!

*grabs popcorn*

News Credits: 6 · by **BeastProwl** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 10:06 am

Like chonosmoon on Facebook · by **chonosmoon** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:24 pm

whaaaaaat?

News Credits: 100 · by **-Kanrabat-** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:38 pm

Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:03 pm

This. This is why I love the Internet. Well, one of the reasons

News Credits: 4 · by **MasterSoundBlaster** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:57 am

Oh this otta be good

News Credits: 668 · by **Autobot032** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:28 am

DOTMsoundwave wrote:Oh this otta be good

What would be good is if this thread was closed. Nothing but trouble, I predict.

by **Godzillabot Primal** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:47 pm

This is just plain desturbing, and nobody bring up Kiss Players. If this gal found out, no Prime would be safe

News Credits: 25 · by **SW's SilverHammer** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:14 pm

monstergrotusque wrote:Cialis........hell of a drug.

Cialis! I think this snorting Adderall level

by **quickmixed** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:42 am

-Kanrabat- wrote: with solid square boobs

And here I was thinking they were just cab windows.

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:08 pm

God I feared this day would come ....

News Credits: 1 · by **RhA** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:43 pm

Thread, I am dissapoint.

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:08 pm

-Kanrabat- wrote:Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

Edit: Damn, didn't notice you allready mentioned him

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:04 pm

Chaoslock wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

Edit: Damn, didn't notice you allready mentioned him

Im jealous. I want small arms/legs, a stocky build, and a chromed 12 pack

News Credits: 100 · by **-Kanrabat-** » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:45 pm

Dr. Heavy B wrote:
Chaoslock wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:Why Optimus Prime is so popular?
BECAUSE HE'S ONE SEXY MUSCLEMAN!
No, really. The main Optimus desing show him with a broad, manly chest, with solid square boobs and a six-pack belly. He have big and strong arms and solid legs. Okay, proportion of the legs are inverted, with calves bigger than the tighs, but the overall feel of power is the same. That's why Energon Optimus Prime, while not combined, is mocked as a couch potato.
Still, most OP follow the sexy and powerful muscleman template. Even if you never noticed it before, your reptilian brain did.
Woment are seduced, men are inspired.

Edit: Damn, didn't notice you allready mentioned him

Im jealous. I want small arms/legs, a stocky build, and a chromed 12 pack

DAT CHROME GRILL
Man tha's sweet. Mine is just plain gray. Bah, at least he's combined with Wingsaber. The couch-potato in a musclesuit!

News Credits: 1 · by **Heavy B** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:25 pm

When you see it...

News Credits: 767 · by **Dead Metal** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:12 am

Dr. Heavy B wrote:When you see it...

"The guy's half a truck"

News Credits: 1452 · by **Blurrz** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:35 am

CANNOT UNSEE

News Credits: 2 · by **Banjo-Tron** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:00 am

Somewhere a bridge is missing it's troll... could be fun though. Please continue, young lady. :-B

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:00 pm

breastforce wrote:Somewhere a bridge is missing it's troll... could be fun though. Please continue, young lady.

Now now. There's no need to be calling people names ... especially when you have a signature in violation of our guidelines. I could give you two warnings in one go.

Play nice.

News Credits: 2 · by **Banjo-Tron** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:20 pm

Burn wrote:
breastforce wrote:Somewhere a bridge is missing it's troll... could be fun though. Please continue, young lady.

Now now. There's no need to be calling people names ... especially when you have a signature in violation of our guidelines. I could give you two warnings in one go.

Play nice.

Oops apologies... is it the link on my sig? I am happy to remove it.

Sorry O.P.