The Energon Pub

And there goes the neighborhood. Now it's just the hood. *locks doors*

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

Whiner-tron wrote:Well sure!
I'd pound your grandmother too.

Them's fightin' words!

Is he saying he thinks your grandma is hot? We should all pound him for that one.

Whiner-tron wrote:Well sure!
I'd pound your grandmother too.

that is probably the best thing I've ever seen you post.
too bad that you probably didn't mean it the way i'm taking it.

Absolute Zero wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

Whiner-tron wrote:Well sure!
I'd pound your grandmother too.

Them's fightin' words!

Is he saying he thinks your grandma is hot? We should all pound him for that one.

If saying "pound your grandmother" means he thinks she's hot, what does "all pound him" mean?

Shadow Dragon wrote:

Absolute Zero wrote:

Whiner-tron wrote:Well sure!
I'd pound your grandmother too.

Is he saying he thinks your grandma is hot? We should all pound him for that one.

If saying "pound your grandmother" means he thinks she's hot, what does "all pound him" mean?

Hey, do to others as they would do to you...

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Hey, do to others as they would do to you...

What kind of 'con are you? It's "Do unto others before they can do unto you, and do much, much worse."

Shadow Dragon wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Hey, do to others as they would do to you...

What kind of 'con are you? It's "Do unto others before they can do unto you, and do much, much worse."

Gratuitous violence has a time and place, but on the battlefield it just means you're standing there desecrateing a corpse while his friend lines up a head shot.

Uncrazzimatic wrote:

Shadow Dragon wrote:

Uncrazzimatic wrote:Hey, do to others as they would do to you...

What kind of 'con are you? It's "Do unto others before they can do unto you, and do much, much worse."

Gratuitous violence has a time and place, but on the battlefield it just means you're standing there desecrateing a corpse while his friend lines up a head shot.

Nope, cause he's already being taken out. We're decepticons, we fight together first, stab each other in the back later.

I know it's evil and all, but corps desicration just seems like a waste of time to me.
I much rather use that time to make more corpses.

The real problem with corpse desecration is the victim is dead. Sure you can still show off your work, but it's so much more fun if the guy can still feel it.

Uncrazzimatic wrote:The real problem with corpse desecration is the victim is dead. Sure you can still show off your work, but it's so much more fun if the guy can still feel it.

You need to desicrate the corpses creativly. Because just defiling corpses can get old after awhile. Break out the power tools and make it a project! I have a nice collection of ashtrays made out of the severed heads of Autobots. Just jam the ciggerette buts into the optic holes or mouth.

And if you dig the optics out of them you can hollow them out and make shot glasses! Pulverize them and melt them down, you can then fill molds with their bodies and create all kinds of fun things. I have a back scratcher made out of a Maximal's Spine.

Oh! If you tack weld the bodies together you can build a bad ass throne of corpses! It's like the Decepticon and Predacon version of Arts and Crafts, but blasphemious!