The Energon Pub

[Exdominus]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
I hope that's not permanent.

[UFO]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
I hope that's not permanent.[/quote]
Wait! I have an idea
*Stabs Rex Necros multiple times*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
*has a place to park my bike*

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
*has a place to park my bike*[/quote]

*PW finds the rack to be a perfect fit, and Locust is lucky he's now numb from the neck... well, from the neck up in this case.*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
*has a place to park my bike*[/quote]

*PW finds the rack to be a perfect fit, and Locust is lucky he's now numb from the neck... well, from the neck up in this case.*[/quote]
*puts down the kickstand*

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
*has a place to park my bike*[/quote]

*PW finds the rack to be a perfect fit, and Locust is lucky he's now numb from the neck... well, from the neck up in this case.*[/quote]
*puts down the kickstand*[/quote]

*Now locust feels something. Not good.*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Halo"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
*has a place to park my bike*[/quote]

*PW finds the rack to be a perfect fit, and Locust is lucky he's now numb from the neck... well, from the neck up in this case.*[/quote]
*puts down the kickstand*[/quote]

*Now locust feels something. Not good.*[/quote]
nothig like a cold metal rod in the caboose to get yya moving.

[Exdominus]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Tha Tweezrrr"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Sonic"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
bun walking, a new exercise for prehensile fannys.

He's like the big red guy off of Cow and Chicken.

sadly I was thinking the same thing.

I'd Hi-5 you if you weren't all the way over in Ohio.

how about we go give a politican a wedgie?

*president Locust decides it's time to go hide in a bunker. meanwhile, Locust runner continues his escape*

*Drives a forklift into Locust's thong*

now yank, yank like the wind!

*Pushes lift button*
Good thing I bought the unrealistic 5 story lift model.

*Locust suffers the ultimate atomic wedgie. Oddly, the sheer pain has caused Locust's face to grimace, making his smile go nearly as high as the wedgie*

*hang a hammock at the edges of Locust's smile*[/quote]
*wanders in and looks around* I am to sick with the cold to deal with this **** any way *duct tapes Psycho Warrior to a wall and then grabs his nuts with a pair of electrafied bar b que tongs and put then in sulphuric acid*[/quote]
Acid Fried nuts... YUMMY! [/quote]
Waidaminnit...those are a human's balls....let alone PW's....[/quote]
impossible. Halo castrated me just to make sure I never breed.[/quote]

I'd say you return the favor. But then again, Halo's a girl. Which means your aim would have to be really really good.[/quote]

So lets castrate Locust instead

*Grabs a halfway sharp serrated knife*[/quote]
fool. Use these. *holds up pliers*[/quote]
*Grabs a plunger*
Sigh.[/quote]

Or how about this?

*Locust holds up a long rope*

Ta-ta!

*The rope yanks Locust to safety, trailing behind a helicopter*[/quote]
Brilliant.[/quote]
hollywood effects at theif finest folks![/quote]
Next person that posts has had the stomach ripped out by a pissed of female Jaugur in heat[/quote]
That'll burn.[/quote]
that meant you had your heart ripped out halo[/quote]
Nah, she'd get a serf to do that[/quote]

*Locust comes crashing down from the sky, hard. Leaving a 3-foot deep hole with his rear end sticking skyward*

shouldn'a cheaped out on the rope...[/quote]

Esspecialy not with me back and posting again

*takes out a bat and uses Locust's rearend for a baseball*

unfortunatly now I need to go burn my bat[/quote]

*Lets lose a Elepant who has eaten way to many Bean Burritos and is on raamapage from how bad it's asshole burns on Sonic*[/quote]
did you use teh hot sauce?[/quote]

*No one seems to Notice the still upside down half-buried Locust with an ass now flattened into the shape of an elephant's footprint*[/quote]
*has a place to park my bike*[/quote]

*PW finds the rack to be a perfect fit, and Locust is lucky he's now numb from the neck... well, from the neck up in this case.*[/quote]
*puts down the kickstand*[/quote]

*notices a perfect place for his gold ball tee* FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR*locusts the golf t as well as the ball going flying*

[Psycho Warrior]

*smacks randy with a fish*

[Exdominus]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

[Jar Axel]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

[Exdominus]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

[The Happy Locust]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

[Jar Axel]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

[Exdominus]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

[Tweezy]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

[UFO]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.

[The Happy Locust]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.

I think some things rolled under those cars.

[Psycho Warrior]

*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.

I think some things rolled under those cars.

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?

[UFO]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.

I think some things rolled under those cars.

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.

I think some things rolled under those cars.

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.

[Halo]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Rex Necros"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]*smacks randy with a fish*

*smacks halo with a tampoon*

O hell Take cover; Ever man for himself

*tucks his head between his legs and kisses his balls good bye*

In western cultures, that's considered wishful thinking.

*Slams Necros between the legs with a morning star*

(in high sqeaky voice) YOU bastard *goes off to tsee the medic and I am not talkign about locust

I'll bet that star has got him seeing stars!

Ballslammerific.

I think some things rolled under those cars.

like how fluffly 'rolled' into the street?[/quote]
After a 'nice petting' with a shovel.[/quote]
You sir, just went into my cool book.[/quote]
Aw, he's moving up in society. How cute.