The Energon Pub

[Senor Hugo]

Quick, make a new one!

Bob owns a redwood tree in California.
Yes. He has very big wood.

I admit.. I laughed.

Same here

You don't count.

I did not ask you tubby

Children, play nice.

Ahhhhh, shut it Halo

No, I will not. Being mean with each other will only lead to trouble with the higher ups. I'm mearly trying to help you both. So if you have nothing nice to say to each other, than don't say it at all. This is not the place for childish bickering.

Me and Rex actually go way back. I'm actually chatting with him right now in Aim. Anything we say to each other is just jokes. Although feel free to kill him telling you to shut it.

So, I wager it was Halo, in the billiard room, with the giant concrete gorilla who did it.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Jesus Prime"]Quick, make a new one!

Bob owns a redwood tree in California.
Yes. He has very big wood.

I admit.. I laughed.

Same here

You don't count.

I did not ask you tubby

Children, play nice.

Ahhhhh, shut it Halo

No, I will not. Being mean with each other will only lead to trouble with the higher ups. I'm mearly trying to help you both. So if you have nothing nice to say to each other, than don't say it at all. This is not the place for childish bickering.

Me and Rex actually go way back. I'm actually chatting with him right now in Aim. Anything we say to each other is just jokes. Although feel free to kill him telling you to shut it.

So, I wager it was Halo, in the billiard room, with the giant concrete gorilla who did it.[/quote]
that right there is sig qoute worthy

[Halo]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

[Psycho Warrior]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

It's a limited edtion.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

It's a limited edtion.

Exactly.

[The Happy Locust]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

It's a limited edtion.

Exactly.

Did you break any of the concrete gorilla's extremities? Did you? Can I blame you for any of it?

*Locust stops scratching himself with his concrete gorilla arm backscratcher and hides it*

[Psycho Warrior]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

It's a limited edtion.

Exactly.

Did you break any of the concrete gorilla's extremities? Did you? Can I blame you for any of it?

*Locust stops scratching himself with his concrete gorilla arm backscratcher and hides it*

Roddy did it. in the vomatorium. with the back scratcher.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

It's a limited edtion.

Exactly.

Did you break any of the concrete gorilla's extremities? Did you? Can I blame you for any of it?

*Locust stops scratching himself with his concrete gorilla arm backscratcher and hides it*

Roddy did it. in the vomatorium. with the back scratcher.

Can't keep your mouth shut can you?

[Jar Axel]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

It's a limited edtion.

Exactly.

Did you break any of the concrete gorilla's extremities? Did you? Can I blame you for any of it?

*Locust stops scratching himself with his concrete gorilla arm backscratcher and hides it*

Roddy did it. in the vomatorium. with the back scratcher.

Can't keep your mouth shut can you?

Ba Randy would have blabbed anyway; he saw the whole thing

[Psycho Warrior]

I did chuckle for quite some time.

I hope you didn't break the poor concrete gorilla.

It's a limited edtion.

Exactly.

Did you break any of the concrete gorilla's extremities? Did you? Can I blame you for any of it?

*Locust stops scratching himself with his concrete gorilla arm backscratcher and hides it*

Roddy did it. in the vomatorium. with the back scratcher.

Can't keep your mouth shut can you?

Ba Randy would have blabbed anyway; he saw the whole thing

and you didn't kill him. WHY!?

[The Happy Locust]

I've often wondered how Randys could survive as a race. Even if there were female Randys, they'd be too fragile to survive a process such as childbirth. not to mention any Randy doctors and midwifes would die from the shock of such a disgusting event. Any Randy children would probably die before birth due to their fragile skeletal structure...

Come to think of it, I doubt they'd get that far. Most Randys would die of anxiety attacks and heart attacks just thinking about the act of procreation.

[Anime_Fangirl]

I thought Randys were cloned, but I'm hardly an expert on the subject.

[UFO]

I thought Randys were cloned, but I'm hardly an expert on the subject.

No, they're made everytime an eight year old karate expert punches a grown man in his nuts.

They just pop into existance. Kinda like dog poop just pops outta nowhere whether or not you even have one.

[Senor Hugo]

I thought Randys were cloned, but I'm hardly an expert on the subject.

No, they're made everytime an eight year old karate expert punches a grown man in his nuts.

They just pop into existance. Kinda like dog poop just pops outta nowhere whether or not you even have one.

Yeah, thats always bizarre or like how you find a flattened roadkill squirrel in the middle of someones yard a good 200 feet away from the road, then toss it like a Frisbee.

[Rodimus_Lantern]

Sit children let me tell you a tale.

In the beginning Psycho Warrior created Randy the Random Guy. He was the first of his kind. There has never been a female Randy. Because Randy's are asexual. If a Randy lives for a month it then reproduces, By laying as batch of eggs. The Randy then lays on top of the egg until the Randy's hatch. The newborn Randy's then devour the parent Randy for sustenance. Their only meal. The only function of a Randy is to die.

[Halo]

Sit children let me tell you a tale.

In the beginning Psycho Warrior created Randy the Random Guy. He was the first of his kind. There has never been a female Randy. Because Randy's are asexual. If a Randy lives for a month it then reproduces, By laying as batch of eggs. The Randy then lays on top of the egg until the Randy's hatch. The newborn Randy's then devour the parent Randy for sustenance. Their only meal. The only function of a Randy is to die.

Thank you, lorekeeper.

[Senor Hugo]

Sit children let me tell you a tale.

In the beginning Psycho Warrior created Randy the Random Guy. He was the first of his kind. There has never been a female Randy. Because Randy's are asexual. If a Randy lives for a month it then reproduces, By laying as batch of eggs. The Randy then lays on top of the egg until the Randy's hatch. The newborn Randy's then devour the parent Randy for sustenance. Their only meal. The only function of a Randy is to die.

Does this mean you can make scrambled Randy Eggs? or Randy Eggs Benedict, or a Randy Egg Omlet....

And now I'm hungry.

[The Happy Locust]

Sit children let me tell you a tale.

In the beginning Psycho Warrior created Randy the Random Guy. He was the first of his kind. There has never been a female Randy. Because Randy's are asexual. If a Randy lives for a month it then reproduces, By laying as batch of eggs. The Randy then lays on top of the egg until the Randy's hatch. The newborn Randy's then devour the parent Randy for sustenance. Their only meal. The only function of a Randy is to die.

Does this mean you can make scrambled Randy Eggs? or Randy Eggs Benedict, or a Randy Egg Omlet....

And now I'm hungry.

Makes it sound more like Randys evolved from spiders.

[Exdominus]

Sit children let me tell you a tale.

In the beginning Psycho Warrior created Randy the Random Guy. He was the first of his kind. There has never been a female Randy. Because Randy's are asexual. If a Randy lives for a month it then reproduces, By laying as batch of eggs. The Randy then lays on top of the egg until the Randy's hatch. The newborn Randy's then devour the parent Randy for sustenance. Their only meal. The only function of a Randy is to die.

Does this mean you can make scrambled Randy Eggs? or Randy Eggs Benedict, or a Randy Egg Omlet....

And now I'm hungry.

Makes it sound more like Randys evolved from spiders.

Oh keeper of lore I remember the birth the first randy from psycho warrior perverted mind many years ago

[UFO]

Sit children let me tell you a tale.

In the beginning Psycho Warrior created Randy the Random Guy. He was the first of his kind. There has never been a female Randy. Because Randy's are asexual. If a Randy lives for a month it then reproduces, By laying as batch of eggs. The Randy then lays on top of the egg until the Randy's hatch. The newborn Randy's then devour the parent Randy for sustenance. Their only meal. The only function of a Randy is to die.

Does this mean you can make scrambled Randy Eggs? or Randy Eggs Benedict, or a Randy Egg Omlet....

And now I'm hungry.

Makes it sound more like Randys evolved from spiders.

Oh keeper of lore I remember the birth the first randy from psycho warrior perverted mind many years ago

Well, I came here around September 2004, I remember if I was present for the first.

[Psycho Warrior]

Roddy, I approve.

[Halo]

Roddy, I approve.

Roddy is high rollin' with that PW Seal of Approval. I'm impressed.

[The Happy Locust]

Roddy, I approve.

Roddy is high rollin' with that PW Seal of Approval. I'm impressed.

don't be. Wait until you see where that thumb's up thumb ends up.

[Senor Hugo]

Roddy, I approve.

Roddy is high rollin' with that PW Seal of Approval. I'm impressed.

don't be. Wait until you see where that thumb's up thumb ends up.

Well, someone has to give the prostate exams. I can't do it anymore since they took away my license. Apparently you have to be "sane" and have a "medical degree" to give those exams now-a-days.