The Energon Pub

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

Brilliant.

when else is this socially exceptible?

Nice. They get a trick AND a treat.

Or rather, they get trick, and you get there treats.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

Brilliant.

when else is this socially exceptible?

Nice. They get a trick AND a treat.

Or rather, they get trick, and you get there treats.

give little billy candy, scare the sh*t out of little billy, billy drops his candy, you eat candy, and billy needs to be talked out of his parent's closet.

[Halo]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

Brilliant.

when else is this socially exceptible?

Nice. They get a trick AND a treat.

Or rather, they get trick, and you get there treats.

give little billy candy, scare the sh*t out of little billy, billy drops his candy, you eat candy, and billy needs to be talked out of his parent's closet.

It's a WIN/WIN situation.

[Psycho Warrior]

Mainly how spammers steal cool names.

If that were true I'd have snagged Seibs name long... Um... Never mind.

Ugh, who's want to live on you Locust? Aside form millions of blind parasites?

It's been done before. Terrorscream snagged my name as a joke while I was in halloween mode. Of course, it was obvious and I was in on it, but still...

Funny.

funny for you halo because you have no holiday monicer.

Every time someone is in PAIN, it's a holiday in honor of Halo.

I prefer halloween to christmas, you aren't bludgeoned over the head with pumpkins every october.

Christmas has more deadly items than Halloween.

oh? What about poisoned candy, razor blades in candy bars, and all that lovely night for smashing pumpkins and egging houses/cars?

Christmas has pointsettas, glass ornaments, easily poisoned presents and food, cuz there's lots of them. You can smashy smashy outdoor xmas decorations. And sitting by the fireplace can be hazerdous to your health.

touche my evil empress. touche

Yet when else can you put a CSI scene in your front yard than on halloween and not be hassled by the police?

Have you ever put a decapitated Santa and reindeer and a blown up sled with copious amounts of fake blood on your front yard for Christmas morning? Cuz the reactions, they're quite hilarious.

Once. But that was all unintentional.

Muwahahahahaha!!!

There's still something to be said for poorly thought-out halloween designs. One of my neighbors has a fake body hanging from a tree in front of his house during october. Unfortunately, it's over the street. But it's fun to watch when a delivery truck rolls by.

Me and my brother built a stuffed monster for our front porch, and left it there all month. On Halloween, he dressed in it, and scared the sh*t (literally) out of small neighborhood children, cuz we told them it was stuffed.

Did the same thing at my place once. It was me in costume and 3 dummies,each with a bowl of candy.

Awesome.

my favorite halloween prank consisted me dressing up like a zombie, and my friend only in the costume and no make up or blood. he'd poorly attempt to scare the children, and while they were laughing at him I'd shamble up behind them and attempt to grab them. resulting in months of child threapy.

Brilliant.

when else is this socially exceptible?

Nice. They get a trick AND a treat.

Or rather, they get trick, and you get there treats.

give little billy candy, scare the sh*t out of little billy, billy drops his candy, you eat candy, and billy needs to be talked out of his parent's closet.

It's a WIN/WIN situation.

only on halloween can we do this and not be sued by parents.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

[Tweezy]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

[Tweezy]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

[Halo]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

You kiddin? during fall and winter it turns greyer and greyer until you want to slit your wrists to see color again. god I love it here.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

[The Happy Locust]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

[Psycho Warrior]

*attemps to speak, but is instead forced to put all his energy into holding up the gigantic post above him. *

words... so... heavy...

and the cycle begins anew. Locust, pray tell us what is your favorite holiday?

I bet it's St. Patricks Day.

you know that was my first guess too...

That sounds about right.

Man, I'm good.

yeah, but now with the fire in cali I hope our bug is okay. Let's all bow our heads and bake a pie for locust.

The Locust lives, though not in a place where the living dwell. Locust currently exists in a land so devoid of life and civilization that many see naught but desert. That's right, I'm trapped in Arizona.

I'm sorry, but while you're there, can you get me a poisonous lizard/snake or three? I need them.

I have lots of poisonous forgs under my bed if you want any.

I don't have much... just a few monarch butterflies, a couple asps, a scorpion, a few frogs that I happened upon in the forest whilst I was visiting Columbia, an aquarium filled with lionfish, a male platypus (yep... platypi are venomous), a Portuguese Man o' war, and a jar of "Peter Pan" peanut butter from February 3 2007.

What surprises me most in the landcaping. In Southern California, palm trees are the most common decoration. In Phoenix, however, there are just as many 6-foot tall cacti.

come to ohio, we have maple trees and moss.

Come to Virginia, we have a bit of everything. We're awesome like that.

if everything is referring to types of disasters.

On second thought, I can't exactly say I'm fond of consistently occuring wildfires.

wildfires beat occasional tornados and nigh constant flooding. I remember we had a weak earthquake some 20 years ago...

I remember when we had a strong earthquake, some 20 months ago.

in the case of disaters you got me beat.

still, I'd take earthquakes over hurricans anyday. Earthquakes are powerful but are usually over quicky. And most of buildings in California are designed to be earthquake proof (a running joke is that most of use won't even get out of bed if the quake isn't at least a 4.0)

I don't know how bad the one we had 20ish years ago I just remember it was just enough to rattle the dishes.