The Energon Pub

[BeastProwl]

Shadowman, I think you caught what ever Sly has.

No no no. Sly thinks he's above everyone. I think everyone is on the same level, and sometimes they just need a reminder.

I can respect that. And I thought you were playing a sarcastic screaming teenager with pigtails, stockings, and a robot-arm?

So I have a n infection on my big toe on my left foot. It started because my toenails are dumb and like growing in the wrong direction....
It doesn't hurt, and it hasn't gotten worse or progressed. It hasn't gotten better either though, and its a big gross festering scabhole. Should I Just rip my toe off or what?

[Nemesis Maximo]

Fun Fact #317:

Grammar and/or spelling nazis never, ever, get invited to an orgy.

So that's my problem.

Oh if only it were that simple ...

You mean there may be other factors keeping me from getting an invitation? Next you're gonna tell me that bad girls don't date nerds.

So I have a n infection on my big toe on my left foot. It started because my toenails are dumb and like growing in the wrong direction....
It doesn't hurt, and it hasn't gotten worse or progressed. It hasn't gotten better either though, and its a big gross festering scabhole. Should I Just rip my toe off or what?

Wow...way to kill the mood, BP.

Just, er...cut it off with a meat cleaver. Or, you know, ask your doctor what the hell is wrong with you.

[Shadowman]

Shadowman, I think you caught what ever Sly has.

No no no. Sly thinks he's above everyone. I think everyone is on the same level, and sometimes they just need a reminder.

I can respect that. And I thought you were playing a sarcastic screaming teenager with pigtails, stockings, and a robot-arm?

I was talking about Final Fantasy XIV. I haven't actually played Borderlands 2 since last year. Though I do tend to gravitate towards female characters. I guess it's because I find that playing as yourself in a fantasy world is only going halfway, so I try to go as far in the opposite direction of myself as possible.

[BeastProwl]

I hear ya, bl2 not REALLY BORING after A Point. Then I played the pre sequel. Gave me a whole new appreciation for bl2...

ask your doctor what the hell is wrong with you.

If only it were that easy

[Rodimus Prime]

So I have a n infection on my big toe on my left foot. It started because my toenails are dumb and like growing in the wrong direction....
It doesn't hurt, and it hasn't gotten worse or progressed. It hasn't gotten better either though, and its a big gross festering scabhole. Should I Just rip my toe off or what?

cut it off with a meat cleaver.

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

[RhA]

So I have a n infection on my big toe on my left foot. It started because my toenails are dumb and like growing in the wrong direction....
It doesn't hurt, and it hasn't gotten worse or progressed. It hasn't gotten better either though, and its a big gross festering scabhole. Should I Just rip my toe off or what?

cut it off with a meat cleaver.

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Do any of the symptoms include a craving for human flesh?

[BeastProwl]

So I have a n infection on my big toe on my left foot. It started because my toenails are dumb and like growing in the wrong direction....
It doesn't hurt, and it hasn't gotten worse or progressed. It hasn't gotten better either though, and its a big gross festering scabhole. Should I Just rip my toe off or what?

cut it off with a meat cleaver.

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

[Zeek99g]

So I have a n infection on my big toe on my left foot. It started because my toenails are dumb and like growing in the wrong direction....
It doesn't hurt, and it hasn't gotten worse or progressed. It hasn't gotten better either though, and its a big gross festering scabhole. Should I Just rip my toe off or what?

cut it off with a meat cleaver.

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

Would you have 3 balls?

[Rodimus Prime]

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

I like my suggestion better. Dropping your gun isn't very manly.

[Madeus Prime]

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

I like my suggestion better. Dropping your gun isn't very manly.

That is true.

[Zeek99g]

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

I like my suggestion better. Dropping your gun isn't very manly.

That is true.

I think BeastProwl's intention is to become a psychopathic killer that leads an army of psychopathic killers.

[Madeus Prime]

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

I like my suggestion better. Dropping your gun isn't very manly.

That is true.

I think BeastProwl's intention is to become a psychopathic killer that leads an army of psychopathic killers.

So he wants to become Burn?

[Zeek99g]

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

I like my suggestion better. Dropping your gun isn't very manly.

That is true.

I think BeastProwl's intention is to become a psychopathic killer that leads an army of psychopathic killers.

So he wants to become Burn?

More like a subordinate. 9-Toes in Borderlands was a subordinate to a more major villain, Sledge.

[RhA]

I say use bolt cutters. Then dress up in a biker's leather outfit and call yourself "Toecutter."

Call myself 9-toes. Tell everybody I chopped off my toe by dropping my handgun.

I like my suggestion better. Dropping your gun isn't very manly.

That is true.

I think BeastProwl's intention is to become a psychopathic killer that leads an army of psychopathic killers.

So he wants to become Burn?

More like a subordinate. 9-Toes in Borderlands was a subordinate to a more major villain, Sledge.

I caught absolutely none of that.

[Wigglez]

I never played Borderlands so I have no idea what's going on right now

[RhA]

I never played Borderlands so I have no idea what's going on right now

To be fair, if it doens't involve turtles and mushrooms, I'm pretty much lost.

[SlyTF1]

Shadowman, I think you caught what ever Sly has.

No no no. Sly thinks he's above everyone. I think everyone is on the same level, and sometimes they just need a reminder.

Wrong. I know I'm above everyone.

[Burn]

Shadowman, I think you caught what ever Sly has.

No no no. Sly thinks he's above everyone. I think everyone is on the same level, and sometimes they just need a reminder.

Wrong. I know I'm above everyone.

Wrong. You're a wanker.

[Nemesis Maximo]

Shadowman, I think you caught what ever Sly has.

No no no. Sly thinks he's above everyone. I think everyone is on the same level, and sometimes they just need a reminder.

Wrong. I know I'm above everyone.

Wrong. You're a wanker.

Go back to your beloved movie discussions, you delusional prick. We're trying to have a fun time over here. And watching you make an ass out of yourself got old a while ago.

[Rodimus Prime]

Go back to your beloved movie discussions, you delusional prick. We're trying to have a fun time over here. And watching you make an ass out of yourself got old a while ago.

No it didn't. Not to me. Let him stay. I need a good laugh.

[Shadowman]

Go back to your beloved movie discussions, you delusional prick. We're trying to have a fun time over here. And watching you make an ass out of yourself got old a while ago.

No it didn't. Not to me. Let him stay. I need a good laugh.

Seconded. Nothing quite as funny as watching him flop about like a self-obsessed fish.

[Rodimus Prime]

Go back to your beloved movie discussions, you delusional prick. We're trying to have a fun time over here. And watching you make an ass out of yourself got old a while ago.

No it didn't. Not to me. Let him stay. I need a good laugh.

Seconded. Nothing quite as funny as watching him flop about like a self-obsessed fish.

or maybe



or perhaps

[Burn]

Shadowman, I think you caught what ever Sly has.

No no no. Sly thinks he's above everyone. I think everyone is on the same level, and sometimes they just need a reminder.

Wrong. I know I'm above everyone.

Wrong. You're a wanker.

Go back to your beloved movie discussions, you delusional prick. We're trying to have a fun time over here. And watching you make an ass out of yourself got old a while ago.

You sir, are a wanker.

[Madeus Prime]

Ah, lovely day, Sly generating chaos, feels like home again.

[Wigglez]

Ah, lovely day, Sly generating chaos, feels like home again.

Indeed. Looks like I came back at the right time