Alright, here's a little scene I've had in my mind for some weeks now...Brawl and Bonecrusher act out a part from one of my favourite Spongebob Squarepants episodes! (with a few modifications of course)
(Bonecrusher and Brawl are coming down the highway to Mission City in robot mode, a police roadblock is laid out for them.)
BC: Ugly 'bot, coming through!
(two police cars get sent flying to opposite sides)
Brawl: People respect self-esteem. *walks on through the gap*
BC: *taps on Barricade's shoulder* Excuse me sir, I hope my terrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
Barricade: Not at all, boy. *sniffs something and runs* Arrgh!
(Scene cut to Bonecrusher crouching against a freeway overpass, sniffling)
Brawl: Bonecrusher? BC? What's wrong?
BC: I..I can't do it, Brawl! *turns around, looking depressed* I've tried, and I've tried, but I'm not always as confident as I look..
Brawl: *growls and drags BC out into the middle of the freeway, holding him up* What is wrong with you people, afraid to look ugliness in the face?! Well, LOOK AT IT! It's ugly, isn't it?! (People start running from their cars, screaming) LOOK AT IT! I want all of you to look at it! (the whole highway is deserted now, except for a grid of cars, one of which is a black and white Corvette that transforms into Crossfire)
CF: Holy...I park up for a minute and everybody leaves? *looks to Bonecrusher and Brawl* What did you guys do this time?
BC: I can't help it...I'm just ugly.
CF: *walks over* Hey, I've seen worse *coughs and splutters* Ugh, man, you smell like you transformed with a ton of dead human bodies inside you!
BC: Well, now that you mention it...I did have a few guys get into my cabin earlier...But I thought they jumped out!
CF: That proves it, then, you're not ugly, you just STINK!
Mamma mia, that was long..Still, it's better to post it then have it fade to nothing in my mind.
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