The Energon Pub

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 9:24 am

Megatron: "Oops, i did it again."

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:29 am

Prime: "I am Optimus Prime. Defender of the universe."

Disclaimer: Any similarities or connection to Voltron is not intended and purely coincidental

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:43 am

Starscream: Give me 5 more minutes Megatron. Only 500 posts to go today and I will be top poster and I will rule Seibertron!

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:54 pm

"Does this alt mode make me look fat?"

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:23 pm

Ravage: "Arf! Arf!"

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:05 am

grimlock: me love you!

or

optimus: these humans... noble and clever... taste fantastic!!

by **Snowtron** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:06 am

Movie Ratchet: Stop! Hummer time.

Optmus prime: Okay men we may not be bringing sexy back but at least we're not fergalicious.

by **Malicron** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:25 am

G1 Ironhide: "I'm a Yanky Doodle Dandy..."

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:40 pm

Optimus Prime: How many decepticons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, two to scrape off the insecticons and remove the bulb, one to hold the new bulb and the other to fly around in circles to put it back in.

by **Auto Bot** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:11 am

Optimus: "Why are we so darn small compared to the Decepticons?"

Ironhide: "At least we're bigger that the humans. Can i show them my cannon?"

by **Chevy_Ironhide** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:47 pm

Beast Wars Megatron: " It's time to destroy the Maximals, for good. Inferno, lead the attack".

Inferno: "Right away my queen".

Megatron: Yes, I am the queen, Yeeeeesssss!

G1 Megatron: " Stupid humans, get out of my way!" *stomps on a croud of people*

Godzilla: Hey, those were my lunch!"

Megatron: " You eat these things?" *picks up a person and shoves him in his mouth* " Hey, not bad".

by **Jazzz** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:31 am

I don't need a weapon, I am one! Now die! - G1 Megatron

Need a hand! - RiD Megatron

...Tank you? - Armada Megatron

WTF am I supposed to be? I can't make puns with this alt mode! - Movie Megs

by **Jazzz** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:32 am

Daniel, don't use guns they're bad! - Spike Witwicky(yes I know he's not a TF)

by **Malicron** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:03 pm

BW Megatron: Yeeeesss, I have finally found an XBox 360! Now to power it on... (smashes controler with T-rex hand) NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:03 am

Blurr - meep meep
Grimlock - You Sludge not real dinosaur bring shame to dinobots.
Blurr - Heellpp iii'mmm ssstttuuuccckkk iiinnn ssslllooowww mmmoootttiiiooonnn.
Optimus prime - Brawn you go in first.
Brawn I can't do it Prime i'm too scared.
Perceptor - I'll go Optimus.
Wreckgar - The TV is broke so lets do something better with our lives.
Ok my creative juices have stopped flowing.

by **Auto Bot** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:17 pm

Movie Megatron: "Why am i not allowed to have an awesome alt mode like all the others?"

by **Auto Bot** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:47 pm

Beast Wars Megatron: "I better not clap my hands. Or my teeth will taste like ass, when i'm back to beast mode."

by **NiteStar** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:26 am

Cyclonus: Soundwave Galvatron has asked us to inform you that we will no longer be needing you services anymore......we're letting you go.
Soundwave: What? why?
Cyclonus: Well lets face it Soundwave, we've all been using CD's for some time now to record data.
Scourge: Yeah and Galvatron just got a Video iPod too.
Cyclonus: We're Sorry Soundwave ...pack you cassettes and leave.
Soundwave: But wait......You cant do this! You Cant do this to me!You cant do this to me Galvatron, You hear me !!!! I know where you live! I know who you used to be!
(Cyclonus and Scourge dragging Soundwave away)
Soundwave: YOu cant do this! NOOOooooo!(screaming in his monotone voice)

by **bigbadbarron** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:07 am

Sledge wrote:
Arcee: I'll join the Decepticons if you live up to your name, Thrust.

***

rofl

by **Pyrostrata** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:38 am

Auto Bot wrote:Beast Wars Megatron: "I better not clap my hands. Or my teeth will taste like ass, when i'm back to beast mode."

LMFAO!!!

News Credits: 23 · by **Energon** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 6:53 am

Thundercracker: What is that spot on your neck Starscream? It looks like... it is... it's a hicky!

by **Night Raid** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 5:14 pm

Soundwave: "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." (imagine him saying this in that monotone voice of his!)

Starscream "NUMA NUMA YAY! *anvil'd*

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 5:15 am

OPrime:
now that Megatron and his army are defeated and disarmed... lying before us in the dirt... let's kill them.
Gotta be sure.

News Credits: 2 · by **X3ROhour** » Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:21 am

Bumblebee: I love humans! They are crunchy AND chewy!

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:17 am

Soundwave - Ravage eject operation roadkill.
Optimus prime - Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, when I say all I meen all except Wheelie.
Soundwave - Slugfest Overkill eject operation 5 second appearence.