The Energon Pub

BW Megatron in a very evil tone: "...Maybe..."

Optimus Prime (choose your generation): "Mmmph... Mhp! MM-mmph!"

*translated to: I can't talk with this freaking mouth-plate!

Starscream: Screw you Megatron!! I'm going to the Bahamas!!

Megatron: Get back here you worthless peice of scrap!!

Starscream: *walks away*

Megatron: Slag it!! Who do I use as a punching bag now?........ ........ Ohh, Astrotrain....

Megatron:"OooooooiiillllllllCaaaaaannnnnn..."

Blackarachnia:Silverbolt...I'm goimg to have a baby..and Rattraps the dad"
Silverbolt: *Falls over*

Jazz: I say, dear chaps, who wants to drink a spot of tea, then head out to the golf course? I Can't think of anything more worthwhile, except maybe putting on a spot of Chopin, or Bach, ooh, or perhaps Beethoven.

any transformer : Hey, lets go hang out at Botcon, we can even go in robot form. Nobody will ever know it's us. We can hear everybody talk about us.

Megatron: Okay okay okay... How about this... That power plant located somewhere ludicrisly convenient? Well, we attack at sunrise an--

Starscream: Urgh!!

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Perceptor: I don't understand this...

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Computron: Dayum, Windows is fast!

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HotRod: Let him fight his own Goddam battles!!

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(Movie) Optimus: Aww Jazz, you moron. When did that crazy capoeria fighting **** ever save anybody? Didn't help you in the end, did it. Frankly I'm glad you're dead. You think any of these guys ever appreciated you monkeying your way into battle, trying to look all cool, when we're getting our asses shot to scrap? **** it, you're going with the Decepticon corpses.

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Jetfire: By Primus!!

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(Movie) Megatron: Is it <b>fear</b>, or courage, that compels you, boy?

Sam: Courage!!

Megatron: ... Aw ****, Decepticons! RETREAT!

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Barricade: ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217?!

Sam: ... Yeah?

Barricade: WHY YOU LEAVE ME NEGATIVE FEEDBACK?!

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(Womens screams are heard)

Ironhide: Heheheh.

Optimus: Easy, Ironhide.

Ironhide: I just wanted to show them my cannons...

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(The Decepticon forces race into a city, prepared for battle)

Devastator: STOP!!

Megatron: What is it, Devastator? Do you sense Autobots?

Devastator: No, I hear the Ice Cream Van!

Starscream: Come on!!

(The Decepticons race off)

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Unicron: **** this, I'm off to the Armada continuity. You guys don't play nice.

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Starscream: I was just thinking... We're always attacking power plants and oil rigs and dams and pets shops with lots of hamsters and wheels... Why don't we just <i>buy</i> some energy?

Megatron: ... I don't pay you to think.

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(The Movie: The downtown battle ensues, with Megatron tearing into the Autobot forces. Ironhide and Ratchet battle valiently to cover Sam who races to the building. Megatron and Optimus meet and go toe to toe in a vicious, all-out brawl. Suddenly they stop.)

Optimus: Look, Megatron!

(Down the street, two TransFans are arguing)

Transfan 1: No way! The MovieFormers are awesome! They're alien just like they should be!

TransFan 2: Aw don't gimme that crap! Bay just couldn't be ****ed to stick to the source material! He has no respect for the real Transformers community!

(They begin punching each other)

Megatron: What have we done..?

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Punch: You ever get that feeling... like someone pressed the Fast Forward button on your life without telling you?

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CounterPunch: You have to help me! I keep losing days of my life!

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Hot Rod: (To Wheelie) Now do it backwards.

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Springer: You know, Hot Rod, since you're all busy being Prime an' all, I was wondering if I could have your girlfriend?

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(Movie) Bonecrusher: You know the only reason I'm so ****ed off is because some joker put a thumb tack on my chair this morning! Why do you think I was moving so fast?! I had to stop myself from falling on my ass!

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Rad: Why have you guys gotta get all dramatic when you transform? I mean we've seen you do it loadsa times, but now you're all doing those bright colours and weird backgrounds and screaming your name and TRANSFORM at the end and you know what? You're in the middle of a battlefield! You see any of our soldiers standing up and going "TOMMY ATKINS! M16 ATTACK!" you cretins?

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I have WAY too much time on my hands...

I'm done XD

Meverix... Great job, loads of good ones there...
My fav was the one about negative feedback.

Gatekeeper wrote:Meverix... Great job, loads of good ones there...
My fav was the one about negative feedback.

Thanks! I live to please

Optimus Prime: *snorts through nose*

LOL....Thanks for the AM laughter, Meverix! Alla those were good!

Megatron: "Swell!"

Auto Bot wrote:Megatron: "Swell!"

That'd be scary!

Pyrostrata wrote:

Auto Bot wrote:Megatron: "Swell!"

That'd be scary!

Don't worry. We'll use Kryptonite on him.

Auto Bot wrote:

Pyrostrata wrote:

Auto Bot wrote:Megatron: "Swell!"

That'd be scary!

Don't worry. We'll use Kryptonite on him.

Or Raid with Uranium!

Gatekeeper wrote:Meverix... Great job, loads of good ones there...
My fav was the one about negative feedback.

Yeah mine too XD

That one and the earlier ArceexThrust one made me laugh the most =)

Meverix wrote:Starscream: I was just thinking... We're always attacking power plants and oil rigs and dams and pets shops with lots of hamsters and wheels... Why don't we just <i>buy</i> some energy?

Megatron: ... I don't pay you to think.

Starscream: You don't pay me at all you hack!!

Astrotrain: I'm tired of carrying you around. I'm joining Interplanetary Express Shipping to make some money.

Wreck-Gar: That's enough TV. I'm going to read a book!

lines from "the Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime" video


Vortex: Heights make me dizzy!
Brawl: I thought it was your rotors.
Swindle: Quit being a smartass, Brawl. That's right, I'm talking to you! Tank.

Why do Meverix's Punch & Counterpunch comments make me imagine Punch as the guy in the movie Fight Club???

Justicity wrote:Why do Meverix's Punch & Counterpunch comments make me imagine Punch as the guy in the movie Fight Club???

=) I hope you know their bio

Movie characters...
Ironhide: Arcee's fans are so irritating, can I take her out.
Optimus: She's not human, go ahead.

Rumble to Frenzy: Hey Frenzy, I'm bored. Lets see what we can find on this Internet thingie.
Frenzy: Ok, lets go for it.
*They look up differant things*
*After a while they come across "Transformers fanfiction"
Rumble: Transformer's? Hey thats us!
Frenzy:Click on it!
Rumble:Hey that looks like a neat one, what do they mean by "slash" and "MegatronXStarscream?"
Frenzy:Lets click on it to find out.
*They click on it*
*Both read*
Rumble: Oh sweet Primus! I think I'm gonna be sick! *Turns green, runs to a bucket*
Frenzy:Ugh, thats gonna take a week to get scrubbed from my brain. What hellspawn dreampt up that concept to sully my innocent mind?

Starscream fangirl walks up to Starscream: I'd just like to say that... you're sexy!"

Starscream: *Laughing uncontrollably* You DO realise I'm AN EVIL ROBOT, RIGHT?
Fangirl: It doesn't matter!
Starscream: That's it. I quit. I've had enough weird humans for one lifetime. Tell Furman to go to hell. And tell Grimlock to get his head out of Furman's groin too. We get the point, Grimlock is Simon's favourite... Ugh. This gig sucks. I wonder if they'll remake Gobots someday...


Megatron: "Can you count, Suckas? I say the future is ours IF you can count. Look at what we've got here. We've got Predacons, standing right next to Stunticons. We've got Constructicons standing right next to the Mayhem Attack Squad. Ain't nobody wasting nobody. There's 15,000 of us, and there ain't but 10,000 Autobots in Iacon. We could rule this city. Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?! CAN... YOU... DIG IIIIIIIIT?!"
Rumble: "Uh, I forgot my shovel..."
Megatron: "WHAT?!"
Rumble: "I didn't know we was gonna be digging anything, sos I left my shovel at home!"
Megatron: "That's not what I meant, you boob!"
Rumble: "Oh, right, sorry. Please, continue."
Megatron: "Well I can't now, can I? You just killed the friggin' moment. It took me forever to learn that off that human movie about the street gangs!"
Soundwave: "Correction. Half of speech still missing."
Megatron: "Go to hell, Soundwave! Screw you all!" *Runs off crying like a schoolgirl.*

Damolisher wrote:Starscream fangirl walks up to Starscream: I'd just like to say that... you're sexy!"

Starscream: *Laughing uncontrollably* You DO realise I'm AN EVIL ROBOT, RIGHT?
Fangirl: It doesn't matter!
Starscream: That's it. I quit. I've had enough weird humans for one lifetime. Tell Furman to go to hell. And tell Grimlock to get his head out of Furman's groin too. We get the point, Grimlock is Simon's favourite... Ugh. This gig sucks. I wonder if they'll remake Gobots someday...

LOL! I fell outta my chair again, laughing! I love yer rapier wit, Damolisher!

Damolisher wrote:
Starscream: *Laughing uncontrollably* You DO realise I'm AN EVIL ROBOT, RIGHT?
Fangirl: It doesn't matter!

Rumble: "Uh, I forgot my shovel..."


Your rumble quote fits the above Starscream quote.

Great job, I love the humor...