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by **zombiebunny** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:11 pm

Night Raid wrote:Bird nerd (hey, that rhymes).

I thought Starscream looked perfect in the new movie. He looked like an eagle. His legs were like the legs of a bird, and with that broad chest he could easily BE an eagle.

You guys may not know this, but broad chests are absolutely necessary for birds. It takes a whole lotta muscle to flap those wings hard enough to fly. Flap your arms and you'll see what I mean. The breastbone of your typical bird even protrudes so the flight muscles have more space to anchor to.

His face is a little humanlike, but mostly he looks like some kind of evil mutant pterodactyl-thingy.

In short, the new movie version of Starscream resembles a giant featherless mechanical bird.

Starscream is a jet not a bird with flapping wings he is a JET yes birds need a large chest and heart to keep going but did you really see Starscream flapping the wings on his back I didn't and I've seen it three times counting opening day

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:24 pm

While he may not be a bird it is an interesting correlation to make. While I still can't shake the image of a giant chicken, it is a nice thought for a transforming jet to somewhat resemble a bird while in robot form. It makes him a little more interesting.

by **zombiebunny** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:45 pm

IjuinTekka wrote:While he may not be a bird it is an interesting correlation to make. While I still can't shake the image of a giant chicken, it is a nice thought for a transforming jet to somewhat resemble a bird while in robot form. It makes him a little more interesting.

It may be interesting but seriously I don't want one of my favorite characters (especially a seeker) looking like a bird...It's not like it's transformers birds in disguise (oh did I spell that right?CRAP!lofl wouldn't that be REALLY INTERESTING though?)

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:51 pm

I do see what you mean. Starscream was a bit fugly, pity he couldn't be evil and nummy like Barricade.

But since they are aliens... their robot forms don't necessarily have to be humanoid. Buu~~~t that's another story for another time, and it doesn't change the fact he's fugly. :p

by **zombiebunny** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:56 pm

[quote="IjuinTekka"]I do see what you mean. Starscream was a bit fugly, pity he couldn't be evil and nummy like Barricade.

But since they are aliens... their robot forms don't necessarily have to be humanoid. Buu~~~t that's another story for another time, and it doesn't change the fact he's fugly. :p[/quote

fugly is just an understatement :grin:

by **zombiebunny** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:59 pm

Oh well it could be worse. I'm sure they will have a Tranformers2 movie and I'm sure that the new decepticons will kick ASS since most of them died.

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:37 pm

Tangent wrote:Found this on wiki Zombie Starscream, awww, look how bad they drawn!

Aren't they just drones?

by **Tangent** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:42 pm

I dont think so, I think they were just some randomers who stayed on Cybertron rather than going off to fight elsewhere. But dont quote me on that, coz I dont know for sure.

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 6:17 pm

An awful lot of Seekers out there.

Including the 3 mono-colored, makes up a total of 9.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:30 pm

I thought Seekers made up almost half the Decepticon forces :???:

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:40 pm

Only seven of them can be attributed any kind of personality or individuality beyond their colour. The drone army are just like movie extras. :p

by **Predaprince** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:55 pm

IjuinTekka wrote:Only seven of them can be attributed any kind of personality or individuality beyond their colour. The drone army are just like movie extras. :p

True.

AWESOME Sig!

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:59 pm

Thanks!

by **Auto Bot** » Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:28 pm

IjuinTekka wrote:Only seven of them can be attributed any kind of personality or individuality beyond their colour. The drone army are just like movie extras. :p

Low-paying job, ha? That explains the cheap paint job.

by **Malicron** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:35 am

Auto Bot wrote:
IjuinTekka wrote:Only seven of them can be attributed any kind of personality or individuality beyond their colour. The drone army are just like movie extras. :p

Low-paying job, ha? That explains the cheap paint job.

It’s not a cheep paint job, it’s camouflage!
Look how the blue seeker almost disappears into the wall.

by **Auto Bot** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:54 am

Whiner-tron wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
IjuinTekka wrote:Only seven of them can be attributed any kind of personality or individuality beyond their colour. The drone army are just like movie extras. :p

Low-paying job, ha? That explains the cheap paint job.

It’s not a cheep paint job, it’s camouflage!
Look how the blue seeker almost disappears into the wall.

That will come in handy, if they need to disappear in Megatron's multicolored humble abode.

News Credits: 2 · by **Tekka** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:12 pm

As a team the whole stealth thing would really suck.

"But atleast one of us is camouflaged at any one time!"

Megatron: You're fired.

by **Zombie Starscream** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:40 pm

IjuinTekka wrote:As a team the whole stealth thing would really suck.

"But atleast one of us is camouflaged at any one time!"

Megatron: You're fired.

Your sig picture kicks butt

by **zombiebunny** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 3:43 pm

lofl when I read what it said I started cracking up! It does kick butt!

by **Predaprince** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:38 pm

Zombie Starscream wrote:
IjuinTekka wrote:As a team the whole stealth thing would really suck.

"But atleast one of us is camouflaged at any one time!"

Megatron: You're fired.

Your sig picture kicks butt

To me, the caption for his sig picture is the real icing on the cake.

Mmmmm, cake.

=P~

by **Auto Bot** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:08 am

IjuinTekka wrote:As a team the whole stealth thing would really suck.

"But atleast one of us is camouflaged at any one time!"

Megatron: You're fired.

I got a good laugh at that.

by **Myriagon** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:54 am

IjuinTekka wrote:Testify!

Even though Starscream is the only one that really ever does anything. But hey, that's what fan fiction is for. :p

in the words of sharkticon "YOUR FANFICTION GIVES ME LIIIIIIIFE.... and BrAiNZZZZZ!!!"

by **Malicron** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:29 am

Auto Bot wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
IjuinTekka wrote:Only seven of them can be attributed any kind of personality or individuality beyond their colour. The drone army are just like movie extras. :p

Low-paying job, ha? That explains the cheap paint job.

It’s not a cheep paint job, it’s camouflage!
Look how the blue seeker almost disappears into the wall.

That will come in handy, if they need to disappear in Megatron's multicolored humble abode.

I never said it was good camouflage...

by **Auto Bot** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:17 pm

Whiner-tron wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
Whiner-tron wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
IjuinTekka wrote:Only seven of them can be attributed any kind of personality or individuality beyond their colour. The drone army are just like movie extras. :p

Low-paying job, ha? That explains the cheap paint job.

It’s not a cheep paint job, it’s camouflage!
Look how the blue seeker almost disappears into the wall.

That will come in handy, if they need to disappear in Megatron's multicolored humble abode.

I never said it was good camouflage...