The Energon Pub

[Frostliger]

What kinda slag is this!? No squishies in sight, and I so wanted to run some down!

Frostliger: Complain later Roadwrecker we have a city to conquer first. Ligers spread out, find any weaknesses in there defenses and exploit them!

[Rebirth Megatron]

Data laughs as he hears Psyhcout's last call. "Psych, don't call Amazon Babe or anything like that. If she doesn't twist you into a pretzel for it her boyfriend will. Consider he's the Headmaster to a Nuclear Powered Citycon...yeah....Pissing him off is a bad idea. Especially during one of his headaches"

Hey Data, you gonna pay us by the head because I have one, two, Three, four, five, six kills so far. I want to know my efforts will pay off.

Data shakes his head. "Yeah yeah you money grubbing leech, you'll get your money for it." He loathed talking to his old rival but sucked it up as he was proving useful.

[Symbiote Spiderman14]

We scouted ahead to the north and met with little resistance

Tarantulas I don't know why we bother helping these children of Primus. We should be preparing for our lord Unicrons return!

Paitence! It will be much eaisier to do that once the Autobot and Maximals are destroyed. The beating the Decepticons and Predacons will have taken in the process with leave them ripe for the picking and no match for our lords return

Fine but do we have to take orders from that little cassette boy. I mean he is no bigger than my left foot!

[Evolution Prime]

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[Rat Convoy]

Vanilla reporting from the south wall. Things looking pretty good here. Lots of action but the sun's also shining and the techno-organic flowers are in bloom, so everything's not all bad, is it? Well, anyway, you know how it's really funny when a Decepticon is kinda walking along, and then a heavily-armored armadillo falls on him? No? Well, that's what happened to Pulsor, Medi-Bot Infrared and Daeyazza- Daeyakka - Daeya-whatever, the dude with the confusing name. I'm just gonna go climb back up on my spot and wait for more. Vanilla out.

[Psychout]

Data laughs as he hears Psyhcout's last call. "Psych, don't call Amazon Babe or anything like that. If she doesn't twist you into a pretzel for it her boyfriend will. Consider he's the Headmaster to a Nuclear Powered Citycon...yeah....Pissing him off is a bad idea. Especially during one of his headaches".

So, she like accessories then? Heh heh... Ill remember that.

We've had some news from the aerial strike team; Cold Iron reports that there is still fierce resistance for the communications array, and he killed 4 himself. there can only be few hundred defenders left there now. When Soundwave or one of the communications specialists get here, we can shut them down properly... Well, actually all Cold Iron said was

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATH!!!

but Stealthstorm from Stargate Command was able to fill in the blanks, ya know?

[Evolution Prime]

What are these reports I am hearing about Maximal attacks on Altigon troops? We called you in to assist us with the attack by the Predacons with the Kaon attackers. We brought you in for you familiarity with the Predacon tactics. We do not have the time to duke it out with you as well. Remember, if Altigon is over run, you cities may be next. We will not interfere with you operations in the sectors that I have assigned you. We will assist as necessary. EP. out.

[sumowrestler]

Back at Cybertropolis Command, Primedon gets himself out of the CR chamber and looks at the current reports for the Redeemers.

"If Sky Hawk doesn't quit going out in the field and slagging Cons, he will have major issues learning from Tinker and Mechanica in the ways of healing. I guess he will learn somehow to be a proper field medic. Still, I wish I knew why he wanted to be a field medic."

[Chaoslock]

Swoop here, western front, the infiltration was perfect, and Suntreaker is annihilated

[Rat Convoy]

This is Field Commander Vector Maximus. The orders of all Maximal troops are to engage Decepticon and Predacon troops and reinforce Autobot positions. All Autobot soldiers are considered friendlies. However, an unfortunate incident or two have occurred in the confusion of combat. The Maximal High Command, through Councilman Rat Convoy, has extended apologizes for these "friendly fire" incidents.

The south wall appears to be fortified by Maximal troops. A Decepticon advance has been pushed back, and I have rendered Decepticon Far Out inert.

[Symbiote Spiderman14]

Elephorca and Tarantulas are reporting victory against Autobot forces while Transistors reporting Maximals are easily squished

[Evolution Prime]

Another one of the weak Kaon waves has been taken care of, sir. Shellshocker, Backblast, V'anguard, and I took out Lightningstrike, Blitzwheel, and Blackrage without much difficulty.They keep coming and we keep beating them back down. They don't learn much do they.

[JoeFish]

"Cmdr Psychout, this is Coldchain, Dissident ally and Leader of the Omnicron Myriad Reporting.
The Autobot Forces appear to be committing a large force to defence of the gates, Shadowdash tells me he defeated the Autobot War Council Leader in battle, though he failed to secure a body. They are desperate but desperation lends them strength, My tactics officer Quartus and I believe that we should leave an avenue of retreat open to the Autobots and their Maxiaml allies, desertions will thin their numbers more effectively than conflict. With forces as they are currently, if they are able to force a protracted siege scenario we will be facing a serious problem.
Coldchain out"

Drooping the communications link Coldchain looked at the Dissident and Decepticon forces gathered about him.
"Last man to slag a member of the Autobot War Council is getting the energon in! And remember, suffer not the weak to live!"

[Evolution Prime]

Understood Vector Maximus. I figured it was probably just some isolated incidents. Apologies accepted. If back up is needed, just say the word.

[Ouroboros]

Gefjun: Three. Count them, three.
Odinn: Very impressive, I believe we are now starting to gather some ground in this war after all.
Gefjun: I have the battle report right...here, sir.
Odinn: Excellent work G. So, what should we do with the heads?
Gefjun: Hang them off the city walls as a celebration, of course. This battle was over before we even started.
Odinn: Perhaps, but don't forget that these are only Autobots, the Maximals have been on our radio chatter for a while now, and the Preds...
Gefjun: Grr, don't tell me, those organic goons, our ex-allies...
Odinn: Hmm, Gothika, where are you?

[jazzrules]

Sir, we managed to prevent another wave breaking into Altigon. Star Strafer and Frightwing fell so easily

[-Soundwave-]

"AHHA!" Thundertron held the stasis locked chassis of the small Autobot cassette. "I've been wanting to do that for years now." Thundertron erases Mixed Tape. "Now that that is out of the way." He opened his commlink.

<Pull the team back to my position we're going Rat hunting.
>Let me clean up this mess and I'll get on it.
<Quickly. Thundertron out.

Near the wall

"Come on Extinction should be here, your fancy flying cost us time." Sustain moved around the edge of the old building.

"MY Fancy flying kept us in one piece," Star Raider followed. "What did yo..."

"SHhhhhhhhh." Sustain peeked around. "Extinction?"

[Ninjaburn]

*kssssssshkt...Cyclonus's head rolls away, NB swings and re-sheaths his blade, then Steps over the bodies of Shreder and Steamblast.*

Hm, I apparently still got it.

If this is the best warriors the Dececptions have to offer now, I am greatly disappointed.

*Flips up wrist transceiver*

Ninjaburn to Evolution Prime:
Sir, Team Metalstorm has received your transmission and we are already on the ground. Resistance isn't as bad as I was first fearing apparently...

*Kicks Cyclonus's head like a football*

I will continue to report on updates as we make progress...and I think the Preds and Cons alike will be a lil surprised on who they will be seeing on the battlefield.

NB OUT.

[Evolution Prime]

To all Altigon and Maximal Commanders. Evolution Prime has been severely damaged in battle. It will be sometime before he will be back in action. He stood valiently as he and his forces took on a legion of Kaon troops. The gave it their all but they were too much for them. Pray to primus that they pull through. As of now, I will be assuming command until EP's return. Lets show them what we are made of!

[Evolution Prime]

Team Metalstorm, procede as planned. Sonicstrike, Ultimatum, and Event Horizon are on the way.

[sumowrestler]

Primedon walks into the the main command center of the Maximals and over hears the announcement about Evolution Prime. He then sees Rat Convoy at the communication station.

"It is good to see our forces fighting right beside each other, old friend. It is sad to hear that EP got himself in that situation but serving under him, it is hard to keep him away from the fighting. He will pull through but that is because he is way too stubborn to let his spark go out now. Let us just hope that the Bots stay out of our way and that Rolltide doesn't get himself into too much trouble with them."

[Rat Convoy]

Crackdown reporting. Some Predacon vermin has been squashed, including Leviathox. Now checking the dailies to see if any of these scum have bounties on their heads.

Unit Crackdown, request that you keep your processor to the job. Seeking to claim bounties on enemy combatants is against directive 2-12(g)-35 of the Maximal Wartime Code of Conduct.

[-Soundwave-]

To all Altigon and Maximal Commanders. Evolution Prime has been severely damaged in battle. It will be sometime before he will be back in action. He stood valiently as he and his forces took on a legion of Kaon troops. The gave it their all but they were too much for them. Pray to primus that they pull through. As of now, I will be assuming command until EP's return. Lets show them what we are made of!

Syphonic listened in she was nearly standing on a communications relay for the Autobots, didn't help that was what she was there for....

<Hey didn't you just report that you had issued a beating to Evolution Prime?

>Yeah, I did I got some good shots in. but the other bots kept getting in the way.

<Slag, well Optimus Magnum's taken over till he gets out of repairs. Maybe you'll get a chance to slag the replacement. Syphonic out.

[Psychout]

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We interrupt this war for a public sevice ammoucement.

The Vetinarian has just killed Simon Furman.

Finally, some stories that wont involve Grimlock.

That is all, we now take you back to War over Altagon...
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[sumowrestler]

Sky Hawk walks in, barely, under his own power. He looks like he was ran over by a 12 ton truck and then thrown around in a blender. Primedon looks up and sees his 'new' field medic in training and shakes his head.

"How many times do I have to tell you to take them down before you become scrap? You are a veteran at this now. Hasn't Steel Eagle taught you anything for aerial combat?" Primedon scolded him.

"Hey, at least I came out of it functioning. I even took one of them down with me.