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Postby RobotInDisguise » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:13 pm

If there are places for Cons, Bots, low levels, high levels, and other whatnot, then it's about time we get one for the best 7% of the population, which is us girls.

Don't worry, guys are also welcome as guests and can be promoted if you'll let the makeover mafia dress you up.

Alright, so how many femmes do we have here?

Here's some chocolate, people. Don't worry, it'll never run out.
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Postby -Soundwave- » Sat Mar 24, 2007 5:25 pm

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*waves* hey hey hey. :grin:

Wondered when we'd get our own thread...
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Postby Redimus » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:37 pm

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I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P
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Postby Pulsar » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:53 pm

Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


No, but we might let you in if you dress up like JP :P
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Postby Edgecrusher » Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:41 pm

:-? haven'T seen a thread like this since pre big whoops times
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:54 pm

Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*
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Postby Supercollider » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:03 pm

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RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*

Heh Heh, been there had that done to me too, but I got ringlets put into my hair too! (hint, hint ladies!). :twisted:
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Postby Me, Grimlock! » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:11 pm

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Used to have long hair. I guess I'm kicked out? Hey, I can still be the resident funny guy!
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Postby Redimus » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:13 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*


My hair could do with some work...

Not sure about the dress like...
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:15 pm

Me, Grimlock! wrote:Used to have long hair. I guess I'm kicked out? Hey, I can still be the resident funny guy!


And you are still welcome here, but if you want long hair, the Makeover Mafia could do hair extensions. You just have to ask to be promoted past teh rank of guest.
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Postby Windracer » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:18 pm

Motto: "There's no relief in bitterness, may as well let it die."
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Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*


My hair could do with some work...

Not sure about the dress like...

Aww, but pink frills and purple lilac patterns really bring out the color of your eyes! ;;)
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Postby Redimus » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:23 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Windracer wrote:
Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*


My hair could do with some work...

Not sure about the dress like...

Aww, but pink frills and purple lilac patterns really bring out the color of your eyes! ;;)


I dont even know what the colours of my eyes is. They're undefinable.
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:26 pm

Redimus wrote:
Windracer wrote:
Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*


My hair could do with some work...

Not sure about the dress like...

Aww, but pink frills and purple lilac patterns really bring out the color of your eyes! ;;)


I dont even know what the colours of my eyes is. They're undefinable.


looks like the undefinable has just been defined because you look freakin' adorable in this dress!
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Postby Redimus » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:07 pm

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:
Windracer wrote:
Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*


My hair could do with some work...

Not sure about the dress like...

Aww, but pink frills and purple lilac patterns really bring out the color of your eyes! ;;)


I dont even know what the colours of my eyes is. They're undefinable.


looks like the undefinable has just been defined because you look freakin' adorable in this dress!


I look like Bauldrik.

Or the bearded lady.

Or both.
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Postby Colinus Maximus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:30 am

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Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:
Windracer wrote:
Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P


*whistles*

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*buncha girls come, does Redimus's hair, and puts him in a dress*


My hair could do with some work...

Not sure about the dress like...

Aww, but pink frills and purple lilac patterns really bring out the color of your eyes! ;;)


I dont even know what the colours of my eyes is. They're undefinable.


looks like the undefinable has just been defined because you look freakin' adorable in this dress!


I look like Bauldrik.

Or the bearded lady.

Or both.

You mis-spelled "Baldrick", and somehow I don't think a fleshie in in a dress looks much like a purple mobile missle battery.
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Postby RobotInDisguise » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:13 am

whoops the beard

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*the girls come back and shave Red, all except for the long hair*
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Postby Redimus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:40 am

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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RobotInDisguise wrote:whoops the beard

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*the girls come back and shave Red, all except for the long hair*


YOU LEAVE MY MUSKETERE TASH N BEARD OUT OF THIS!!!

:P

and Maximus, Maximus, Maximus.... He's not really Baldrick if you havent dressed him up in a dress at least once so you can attract that dullard Lord Percy.
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Postby Colinus Maximus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:35 am

Motto: "Always expect the worst, you won't be disappointed."
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Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:whoops the beard

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*the girls come back and shave Red, all except for the long hair*


YOU LEAVE MY MUSKETERE TASH N BEARD OUT OF THIS!!!

:P

and Maximus, Maximus, Maximus.... He's not really Baldrick if you havent dressed him up in a dress at least once so you can attract that dullard Lord Percy.


Well...with Lord Percy having no points in Intel ( http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... r_id=36500 ), it just might work. I'm gonna go watch "Bells" now.
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Postby Redimus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:45 am

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Master Maximus wrote:
Redimus wrote:
RobotInDisguise wrote:whoops the beard

MAKEOVER MAFIA!!!!

*the girls come back and shave Red, all except for the long hair*


YOU LEAVE MY MUSKETERE TASH N BEARD OUT OF THIS!!!

:P

and Maximus, Maximus, Maximus.... He's not really Baldrick if you havent dressed him up in a dress at least once so you can attract that dullard Lord Percy.


Well...with Lord Percy having no points in Intel ( http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... r_id=36500 ), it just might work. I'm gonna go watch "Bells" now.


OK, I can see you've got some of Lord Percy's attributs right, no inteligence, low courage, but full strenght? The guy's a weed, lol.
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Postby Glyph » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:08 pm

Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P

Heheh. Well, my head hair hangs nearly half way down my back at this point, but I think the facial hair might be an issue. ;)
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Postby Redimus » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:33 pm

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Glyph wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P

Heheh. Well, my head hair hangs nearly half way down my back at this point, but I think the facial hair might be an issue. ;)


You have long hair too?

Glyph Greatness +1

Id say mines roughly the same lenght.
And to be fair, Ive had some customers at work who are femal and could compete in the facial hair league.
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Postby Pulsar » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:38 pm

Redimus wrote:
Glyph wrote:
Redimus wrote:I have really long hair... Am I allowed in? :P

Heheh. Well, my head hair hangs nearly half way down my back at this point, but I think the facial hair might be an issue. ;)


You have long hair too?

Glyph Greatness +1

Id say mines roughly the same lenght.
And to be fair, Ive had some customers at work who are femal and could compete in the facial hair league.


:lol: I work with a gal that has a mustache that most of you guys would envy.
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Postby Subsonika » Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:49 pm

I have Manboobs, does that count :-?
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