The Energon Pub

Ram wrote:

jazzrules wrote:I think you may have been conned when you bought your filter as its quite clearly broken

Your just mad that its true and that the simple life has been canceled

The only thing I'm mad at is that your comebacks don't give me a laugh - I think you must be the exception to the rule that all 'cons are good at smack-talking

Now run along and get some training from Burn or Tammuz.

flattery won't get you into my knickers.
alcohol on the other hand....

jazzrecycles wrote:The only thing I'm mad at is that your comebacks don't give me a laugh - I think you must be the exception to the rule that all 'cons are good at smack-talking

Now run along and get some training from Burn or Tammuz.

Autobot Word Filter:

jazzrecycles wrote:Oh its so true I miss the simple life

Say hey does this dress make me look fat?

To answer your question yes it does

Ram wrote:

jazzrecycles wrote:The only thing I'm mad at is that your comebacks don't give me a laugh - I think you must be the exception to the rule that all 'cons are good at smack-talking

Now run along and get some training from Burn or Tammuz.

Autobot Word Filter:

jazzrecycles wrote:Oh its so true I miss the simple life

Say hey does this dress make me look fat?

To answer your question yes it does

You know, I think this comeback died a death a long time ago

Tammuz wrote:flattery won't get you into my knickers.

Thank god for that

jazzrules wrote:

Tammuz wrote:flattery won't get you into my knickers.

Thank god for that

well you autobots sure know how to make a girl feel special.

Tammuz wrote:

jazzrules wrote:

Tammuz wrote:flattery won't get you into my knickers.

Thank god for that

well you autobots sure know how to make a girl feel special.

Hate to break it to you Tam but YOU'RE THE ENEMY

But the Autobots have wanted peace for so long . ..

Sustain wrote:But the Autobots have wanted peace for so long . ..

Maybe so, but there are certain things no self respecting Autobot would do to get it.

jazzrules wrote:

Sustain wrote:But the Autobots have wanted peace for so long . ..

Maybe so, but there are certain things no self respecting Autobot would do to get it.

Yeah, like fighting...

jazzrules wrote:
Hate to break it to you Tam but YOU'RE THE ENEMY

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!


the games down so it's not like you've got a choice anyway.

Tammuz wrote:

jazzrules wrote:
Hate to break it to you Tam but YOU'RE THE ENEMY

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!


the games down so it's not like you've got a choice anyway.

The only way I would have no choice is if I was dead.

jazzrules wrote:

Tammuz wrote:

jazzrules wrote:
Hate to break it to you Tam but YOU'RE THE ENEMY

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!


the games down so it's not like you've got a choice anyway.

The only way I would have no choice is if I was dead.

not the right type of stiff for me though.

I told you peace would break out if we didn't get the game back soon!
Tammuz, one of our greatest comanders, has turned into an Autobot F#$@ing hippy!!!

*hugs jazzrules*
*quickly kicks Whiney in the nuts for not doing so sooner*

Burn wrote:*hugs jazzrules*
*quickly kicks Whiney in the nuts for not doing so sooner*

Gee, thanks Burn. Although I'm not quite sure what I've done to deserve it.

Try anything else though and you'll need a new exhaust pipe

jazzrules wrote:

Burn wrote:*hugs jazzrules*
*quickly kicks Whiney in the nuts for not doing so sooner*

Gee, thanks Burn. Although I'm not quite sure what I've done to deserve it.

Try anything else though and you'll need a new exhaust pipe

Sexual intimidation?? You 'Bots are sick!

ah so that's why he didn't want to be in my knickers! he was after Burn's Exhaust!

jazzrules wrote:

Burn wrote:*hugs jazzrules*
*quickly kicks Whiney in the nuts for not doing so sooner*

Gee, thanks Burn. Although I'm not quite sure what I've done to deserve it.

Try anything else though and you'll need a new exhaust pipe

Yeah, something smaller to "accommodate" you.

Armada Wheeljack wrote:Sexual intimidation?? You 'Bots are sick!

Not as sick as you 'cons - I've seen what you do when someone messes up in a mission.

Burn wrote:

jazzrules wrote:

Burn wrote:*hugs jazzrules*
*quickly kicks Whiney in the nuts for not doing so sooner*

Gee, thanks Burn. Although I'm not quite sure what I've done to deserve it.

Try anything else though and you'll need a new exhaust pipe

Yeah, something smaller to "accommodate" you.

Woah there Burn - Not exactly what I was thinking. I think you may have started travelling down the wrong track.

jazzrules wrote: Woah there Burn - Not exactly what I was thinking. I think you may have started travelling down the wrong track.

Lets see what the auto bot word filter has for us today

*Filtering*

jazzrules wrote:OH Burn your so hot lets get freaky

Fixed

Ram wrote:

jazzrules wrote: Woah there Burn - Not exactly what I was thinking. I think you may have started travelling down the wrong track.

Lets see what the auto bot word filter has for us today

*Filtering*

jazzrules wrote:OH Burn your so hot lets get freaky

Fixed

*grabs word filter, throws it on the floor and jumps up and down on it*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - Can't you come up with something new.

jazzrules wrote:

Ram wrote:

jazzrules wrote: Woah there Burn - Not exactly what I was thinking. I think you may have started travelling down the wrong track.

Lets see what the auto bot word filter has for us today

*Filtering*

jazzrules wrote:OH Burn your so hot lets get freaky

Fixed

*grabs word filter, throws it on the floor and jumps up and down on it*

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - Can't you come up with something new.

*Grabs spare word filter*

Can't you quit fantasizing about Burn?

I know I can't!

Burn wrote:I know I can't!

*plans to get Burn a full length mirror for Xmas*
You two enjoy it now, y'hear?

"It's getting cold in here, so put one all your clothes.


I'm so cold I, just wanna put my clothes on