The Energon Pub

by **Optimist Prime** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:31 am

I was watching the original movie again and I noticed for the first time in the scene where Starscream dumps Megs off of Astrotrain that there is some bluish liquid coming out of the corners of his eyes and mouth. It kind of makes him look like he was crying. Now, all I can imagine is him weeping like a little girl as his Decepticons discuss the ins-and-outs of "survival of the fitest".

*Megatron sobs quietly in the corner*

"It wasn't supposed to be like this. My Decepticons told me they loved me for who I am. I feel so alone right now."

LOL

Yeah I know, it's not that funny. I've been sick the last two days though, so leave me alone. :grin:

by **Rushie** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 1:10 pm

Those weren't tears, he was still sweating from having fought and beat the **** outta Prime. Megatron never ever cries =D

by **Thyunda** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:11 pm

Rushie wrote:Those weren't tears, he was still sweating from having fought and beat the **** outta Prime. Megatron never ever cries =D

Except when he realises that Starscream no longer wants to replace him, and in fact now likes Optimus. Then he'll cry.

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:02 pm

Rushie wrote:Those weren't tears, he was still sweating from having fought and beat the **** outta Prime. Megatron never ever cries =D

Maybe he was crying cause he would be able to hold hands with Soundwave anymore :grin:

by **Thyunda** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:59 am

sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:
Rushie wrote:Those weren't tears, he was still sweating from having fought and beat the **** outta Prime. Megatron never ever cries =D

Maybe he was crying cause he would be able to hold hands with Soundwave anymore

That'll explain why he went and did it when he became Galvatron!
"No way am I missing out again!"

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:19 pm

Thyunda wrote:
sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:
Rushie wrote:Those weren't tears, he was still sweating from having fought and beat the **** outta Prime. Megatron never ever cries =D

Maybe he was crying cause he would be able to hold hands with Soundwave anymore

That'll explain why he went and did it when he became Galvatron!
"No way am I missing out again!"

Thats what I was thinking and why I think that the TF civil war was really started over gay rights :grin:

by **Thyunda** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:43 pm

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. This does not include gay couples."
"You homophobic piece of scrap!!!!"
Optimus and Megatron debate gay rights.
"Get 'em, Megsy!"- Starscream
"Call me that again, Starscream, and we're finished!"

That explains Starscream's hatred of Megatron. Imagine being dumped for Soundwave

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:08 pm

Thyunda wrote:"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. This does not include gay couples."
"You homophobic piece of scrap!!!!"
Optimus and Megatron debate gay rights.
"Get 'em, Megsy!"- Starscream
"Call me that again, Starscream, and we're finished!"

That explains Starscream's hatred of Megatron. Imagine being dumped for Soundwave

Well Soundwae came with his own group for multible partners..........if you were "Megsy" who would you chose??? :grin:

by **Thyunda** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:10 pm

sto_vo_kor_2000 wrote:
Thyunda wrote:"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. This does not include gay couples."
"You homophobic piece of scrap!!!!"
Optimus and Megatron debate gay rights.
"Get 'em, Megsy!"- Starscream
"Call me that again, Starscream, and we're finished!"

That explains Starscream's hatred of Megatron. Imagine being dumped for Soundwave

Well Soundwae came with his own group for multible partners..........if you were "Megsy" who would you chose???

A good time with Soundwave could easily go awry if Rumble and Frenzy get their 'piledrivers' goin'. "So you wanna rumble with Rumble, do ya?"

by **Rushie** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:08 pm

Thyunda wrote: A good time with Soundwave could easily go awry if Rumble and Frenzy get their 'piledrivers' goin'. "So you wanna rumble with Rumble, do ya?"

Wouldn't Frenzy/Rumble and Ravage/Ratbat count as pedophilia and bestiality? =)

News Credits: 1 · by **Scatterlung** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:23 pm

This thread is getting digusting.

Jolly good!

by **Thyunda** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:16 pm

Rushie wrote:
Thyunda wrote: A good time with Soundwave could easily go awry if Rumble and Frenzy get their 'piledrivers' goin'. "So you wanna rumble with Rumble, do ya?"

Wouldn't Frenzy/Rumble and Ravage/Ratbat count as pedophilia and bestiality? =)

Frenzy and Rumble ain't kids. They're just small. And Ravage/Ratbat? Let's not go into that.

by **Optimist Prime** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:42 pm

Thyunda wrote:
Rushie wrote:
Thyunda wrote: A good time with Soundwave could easily go awry if Rumble and Frenzy get their 'piledrivers' goin'. "So you wanna rumble with Rumble, do ya?"

Wouldn't Frenzy/Rumble and Ravage/Ratbat count as pedophilia and bestiality? =)

Frenzy and Rumble ain't kids. They're just small. And Ravage/Ratbat? Let's not go into that.

It would be more appealing if Soundwave had a sheep cassette.

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:25 pm

Rushie wrote:
Thyunda wrote: A good time with Soundwave could easily go awry if Rumble and Frenzy get their 'piledrivers' goin'. "So you wanna rumble with Rumble, do ya?"

Wouldn't Frenzy/Rumble and Ravage/Ratbat count as pedophilia and bestiality? =)

Rumble and Frenzy were more like midgets then kids but you might have a point with the bestiality thing :grin:

Meverix wrote:This thread is getting digusting.

Jolly good!

Yes it is

~Windcharger~ wrote:
It would be more appealing if Soundwave had a sheep cassette.

Hehe

by **Thyunda** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:33 am

It would be more appealing if Soundwave had a sheep cassette.

What are you, Welsh?!

by **Optimist Prime** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:02 am

Thyunda wrote:
It would be more appealing if Soundwave had a sheep cassette.

What are you, Welsh?!

No, there are vowels in my name.

by **Thyunda** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:14 am

~Windcharger~ wrote:
Thyunda wrote:
It would be more appealing if Soundwave had a sheep cassette.

What are you, Welsh?!

No, there are vowels in my name.

Then why you find sheep appealing?

News Credits: 1 · by **sto_vo_kor_2000** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:05 am

Thyunda wrote:
Then why you find sheep appealing?

Maybe he likes lamb chops :grin:

by **Thyunda** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:09 am

Who doesn't?

by **Optimist Prime** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:28 pm

Thyunda wrote: Then why you find sheep appealing?

I was speaking in general terms that most people would prefer a sheep to a panther or a bat. Less chance of getting rabies from a passionate scratch on the back. :o)

by **Thyunda** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:39 pm

~Windcharger~ wrote:
Thyunda wrote: Then why you find sheep appealing?

I was speaking in general terms that most people would prefer a sheep to a panther or a bat. Less chance of getting rabies from a passionate scratch on the back.

But more chance of gettin' foot and mouth disease. I kept thinking it was called foot IN mouth after certain UK politics decisions.