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Michael Bay: "Jazz is Dead"

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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Sylus » Mon Jan 07, 2008 4:06 am

Bay's Jazz sucked, he looked cool and all but he was nothing like the G1 Jazz. He sounded like something from Adult Swim or even worse, youtube*.






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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby X3ROhour » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:06 am

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YAY! JAZZ IS DEAD!

NOW KILL OFF POSERBEE AND BRING ON BRAWN!!!

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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby imotron » Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:55 am

Jazz... I will miss you... he was not even close to G1 version, but it was Jazz... oh well :sad:
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby imotron » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:09 pm

:sad:
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby imotron » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:09 pm

:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Tekka » Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:45 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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The latest LilFormers has some funny dead Jazz related goodness for those in this thread to enjoy. :P
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby DesalationReborn » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:41 pm

DesalationReborn wrote:This title almost made me expect this speech:

Jazz is dead. Jazz remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was blackest and hippest of all that the world has yet owned has bled lubricant to death under our knives: who will wipe this oil off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become giant, transforming rappers simply to appear worthy of it?


Don't tell me no one got the joke! :|
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Tekka » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:25 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
DesalationReborn wrote:
DesalationReborn wrote:This title almost made me expect this speech:

Jazz is dead. Jazz remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was blackest and hippest of all that the world has yet owned has bled lubricant to death under our knives: who will wipe this oil off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become giant, transforming rappers simply to appear worthy of it?


Don't tell me no one got the joke! :|
It's a little highbrow for the movie audience and this thread don't you think? :P
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Auto Bot » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:53 pm

Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Predacon Rampage » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:56 pm

Auto Bot wrote:Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.

I see a parody of that part, its like he is saying that he didn't care for him all.

"Aw..Jazz." then Optimus tosses Jazz's parts over to the side
"We lost a comrade, but we gained news ones, I never liked Jazz's music anyway."
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Omega Charge » Thu Jan 10, 2008 7:58 pm

Motto: "Nothing. What's the motto with you?"
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Predacon Rampage wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.

I see a parody of that part, its like he is saying that he didn't care for him all.

"Aw..Jazz." then Optimus tosses Jazz's parts over to the side
"We lost a comrade, but we gained news ones, I never liked Jazz's music anyway."
yeah, I was surprised by Prime's reaction too. He didn't act very sad.
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby FuriousRodimus » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:16 pm

Motto: "The Matrix is My Burden to Bear."
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I can't say I'm exactly heartbroken over this news. As long as death actually means something in this 'universe' I'm ok with it.

And your right Prime's reaction was understated, but he also knows the pain of Megatron's betrayal and subsequent planet-wide genocide, so maybe he's just jaded. Although it could be argued that if Jazz was one of the last Autobot survivors, Prime could have , and should have been a lot more upset at the loss.

Or they were trying to wrap the movie up quickly at this point
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby imotron » Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:24 am

Now is time for all us to vote for Optimus Prime for PRESIDENT
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Auto Bot » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:04 am

Omega Charge wrote:
Predacon Rampage wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:Aw... Jazz.

Is all i can say.

I see a parody of that part, its like he is saying that he didn't care for him all.

"Aw..Jazz." then Optimus tosses Jazz's parts over to the side
"We lost a comrade, but we gained news ones, I never liked Jazz's music anyway."
yeah, I was surprised by Prime's reaction too. He didn't act very sad.


That was already Prime's sad face. It's not easy to show a wide range of emotions with a thick metallic face.
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby imotron » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:08 am

I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Auto Bot » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:10 am

imotron wrote:I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!

Now you know why Jazz wears that wierd reflective shades.
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Tekka » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:11 am

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Get a hold of your hormones boy. :|
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby imotron » Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:17 am

Auto Bot wrote:
imotron wrote:I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!

Now you know why Jazz wears that wierd reflective shades.



I was wondering... now I wonder.. Do you wonder? or was it Wonder Woman?
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Auto Bot » Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:57 pm

imotron wrote:
Auto Bot wrote:
imotron wrote:I think all Autobots were so focused on Megan Fox legs... well I was! so what?!?!?!

Now you know why Jazz wears that wierd reflective shades.



I was wondering... now I wonder.. Do you wonder? or was it Wonder Woman?


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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby imotron » Sat Jan 12, 2008 10:42 pm

Wonder boy!
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Auto Bot » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:29 am

Prime seems more upset by Megatron's "death", than the loss of Jazz.
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Galvatron628 » Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:49 am

They just better bring Megatron back. I'm still unhappy that they killed him in the end. What would the X-men series have become had they killed Magneto at the end of the first movie? Thats my point. Megs better come back. Kill anyone else off But Megs and Optimus have to be the 2 consistants!
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Auto Bot » Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:57 am

But they did kill Professor X. :P
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby Dran0n » Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:27 pm

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Michael Bay:

Postby dbz77 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:02 am

Powermaster Jazz wrote:Whew what a relief. I thought Transformers was gonna turn into Dragonball for a minute there.

Yeah, in that series some characters died twice and lived to tell about it.


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