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by Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:23 pm
Jeep? wrote:And a few cameos in panels of the Dreamwave comics...
If we're talking sheer badassery, the Decepticon Pretenders win hands down. And, in the case of Octopunch, tentacles down.
Agreed.

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by Jeep? » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:34 pm
Fearless Echoes wrote:Pfft, cuase you know, the Micromasters were so overused in the cartoons!
And the pretenders were rubbish. And always will be. I mean, come on, they got beaten up by tiny little headmasters, controled by particularly dim kids.
I refuse to acknowledge a cartoon from a country which once sold used knickers in vending machines as canon.
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by Redimus » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:37 pm
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by Burn » Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:41 am
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If we're going to go for obscure/barely used characters, then **** you all.
Predators FTW!
Though they all just sit back and let Stalker dominate all.Right HC?
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by Nickolai » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:43 am
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Fearless Echoes wrote:Pfft, cuase you know, the Micromasters were so overused in the cartoons!
And the pretenders were rubbish. And always will be. I mean, come on, they got beaten up by tiny little headmasters, controled by particularly dim kids.
HEY! Don't be dissin' my Minerva. <3
She's EASILY the best (read = least irritating) female character in all of TF.

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by neliz » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:38 pm
female characyers?? I thought they were just more feminine...
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by Redimus » Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:36 pm
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neliz wrote:female characyers?? I thought they were just more feminine...
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Minerva was one of the three children who formed the Headmaster Juniors, and was very much female, with all the irritating cartoon steriotypes that kinda charecter entails.
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by neliz » Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:46 pm
since they lack any genitals TF's can't simply be male or female... Thats like wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger and Summer Glau seem to share the same endoskeleton.
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by Loki God Of Mischief » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:01 pm
The best female human character in the cartoons is obviously not Minerva. But instead Lady Mega. She has green hair, is a witch, and is a Godmaster. She pwns all non Transformer female characters except for Circuit Breaker.
The all time best female human character is of course Circuitbreaker. Because a batshit insane almost naked Redhead who shoots giant robots with energy bolts does it for me.
If you mean female Transformers/Robots then it's Arcee and Nightbird.

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by Redimus » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:08 pm
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neliz wrote:since they lack any genitals TF's can't simply be male or female... Thats like wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger and Summer Glau seem to share the same endoskeleton.
And whilst that is a valid point, it is utterly meaningless when you concider that Minerva IS A CHILD....
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by Psychout » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:19 pm
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Not in timelines she isnt.
Its worse in that, she's FRENCH!
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by Jeep? » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:22 pm
neliz wrote:since they lack any genitals TF's can't simply be male or female... Thats like wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger and Summer Glau seem to share the same endoskeleton.
Nouns don't have genitals either, but they're often gendered. Gender is more than just a sexual thing.
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by neliz » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:42 pm
Jeep? wrote:neliz wrote:since they lack any genitals TF's can't simply be male or female... Thats like wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger and Summer Glau seem to share the same endoskeleton.
Nouns don't have genitals either, but they're often gendered. Gender is more than just a sexual thing.
okay, transformers can be considered a-sexual then and thus have no males/females.
it's all just young kids getting aroused by metal boobs, but even more so metal abs.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:00 pm
neliz wrote:Jeep? wrote:neliz wrote:since they lack any genitals TF's can't simply be male or female... Thats like wondering how Arnold Schwarzenegger and Summer Glau seem to share the same endoskeleton.
Nouns don't have genitals either, but they're often gendered. Gender is more than just a sexual thing.
okay, transformers can be considered a-sexual then and thus have no males/females.
it's all just young kids getting aroused by metal boobs, but even more so metal abs.
But they do have males and females, which is the point. They don't have to be reproductive genders to count as genders, you know.
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by neliz » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:44 pm
feminine, not female.
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by Jeep? » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:48 pm
When you're talking about something with no means of sexual reproduction, they both mean the same thing.
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by Psychout » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:11 pm
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Jeep? wrote:When you're talking about something with no means of sexual reproduction, they both mean the same thing.
Unless you factor in botanical species, or the haemaphrodite properties of some lizards.
Either way, transformers with tits are not necessarily female.
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by Nickolai » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:31 pm
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Loki God Of Mischief wrote:The best female human character in the cartoons is obviously not Minerva. But instead Lady Mega. She has green hair, is a witch, and is a Godmaster. She pwns all non Transformer female characters except for Circuit Breaker.
The all time best female human character is of course Circuitbreaker. Because a batshit insane almost naked Redhead who shoots giant robots with energy bolts does it for me.
If you mean female Transformers/Robots then it's Arcee and Nightbird.
I wub Mega too, but A) she's a zombie and b) she's taken.

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by Loki God Of Mischief » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:02 pm
So is the redhead from Return of the Living Dead 3. But I'd still help her commit adultery while she helps me commit necrophilia. That is I would if she didn't completely die (she's a Zed) at the end of the movie. Oh. Spoilers.
Oh yeah.
http://transformers.wikia.com/wiki/List ... ansformersThere's totally female Transformers. And there's shitloads of them. And according to Victory they reproduce somehow because almost all of the Destrons have family back home on Seibertron.

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