The Energon Pub

no, after the event known today as the Great Snagging, every single Transformer had no fingernails

Should I sit in the waiting room or wait in the sitting room?

A: yes the only way to sit in the waiting room Is to be the sitting room

Q: Who is the former leader of the Dinobots

Grimlocks daddy, Allosaurumus Prime

If Arcee would be Bella, who would be Edward? (PS: Not Hot Rod, too simple.)

Red 50 wrote:Grimlocks daddy, Allosaurumus Prime

If Arcee would be Bella, who would be Edward? (PS: Not Hot Rod, too simple.)

no one because anything to do with twilight would burn.

why does the aesthetic for animated characters seem to be "stupid chins"?

A: Because The Aston Martin and the General Lee are related

Q: Why would an O.S.H.A inspector bust Soundwave

Because cassette-players are out of date.

Who would win a karaoke: Punch or Counterpunch?

A Nether only Punch's great uncle Rutherford can win

Q How do the quintessons eat chicken

I noticed people asking some questions that have nothing to do with transformers, please ask questions that have to do with Transformers.

A: the chicken is the wise on, he knows

Who are the members of Elita-1

A: Three drones a Chicken, grindor, and pope wheeljack the III

Q: Shrapnel is stalked by a murderer with a knife who is the killer and whats her intention


(alright i'll stop random Questions after this )

She is Jackie the Ripper and she wants to eat a bug delicacy.

What's the connection between Trypticon and Grimlock?

Con-Lock maybe?

Why Optimus Prime dies alot?

A: Because he played bass in 1978

Q: Why does prime cut the face's of his victims

SW's SilverHammer wrote:A: Because he played bass in 1978

Q: Why does prime cut the face's of his victims

to add to his face collection.

Why is lockdown's kneck so...well...lockdown's neck...?

He was accidentally crushed in the neck by a large brick oven which was not dropped out of an airplane by me.

Why is Armada Sideswipe the best *vomits from saying it* toy in the line?

A: The Answer can be found somewhere between nowhere and here.

Q: Why Does Bonecrusher want to be an ice cream truck

Because he wants to be like the Mudflap and Skids, but has only seen the beginning of ROTF
Why does Tidal Wave say his own name so much?

A: Because like Babe Ruth he is suffering from HotDog poisoning.

Q: How did the ROTF arcee sisters come into Existence

Exisistence felt ready.

How 'bout some coffee?

RhA wrote:Exisistence felt ready.

How 'bout some coffee?

A:
Q:how come the conehead seekers haven't realised that having a large, pointed, cyclindrical object on their head might lead to a few...unfortunate...nicknames?

I don't know.

Do they remind you of something then?

The horror of dropping an ice cream cone.

If you married a superstar, who would it be?

Nothing I could post without being banned.

How about you?

Someone who's good at charades and isn't Rebecca Black.

This smiley's creepy, right?

All clowns are creepy (that includes digital clowns)

Why did they name the Megatron Optimus fusion Guiltaur?

Because it was the 80's, man. It was the 80's.

What's the one thing even Bonecrusher would love?