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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Bun-Bun » Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:21 am

LOL

Sorry to disapoint. It's less Ork and more Lucy

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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Psychout » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:13 pm

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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby ThunderThruster » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:44 pm

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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Dragonslayer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:55 am

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I refuse to be outdone! :HEADHURTS:


Nah, just kidding :lol: I must say, though, this is the longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length giggity.

Without more ado, I present the story of Crusader. Enjoy! :D
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Psychout » Sat Apr 07, 2018 2:58 am

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Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone! :HEADHURTS:


Nah, just kidding :lol: I must say, though, this is the longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length giggity.

Without more ado, I present the story of Crusader. Enjoy! :D

You weren't kidding about the length! :lol:

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.

Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Dragonslayer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:43 pm

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Psychout wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone! :HEADHURTS:


Nah, just kidding :lol: I must say, though, this is the longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length giggity.

Without more ado, I present the story of Crusader. Enjoy! :D

You weren't kidding about the length! :lol:

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.

Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.

I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Psychout » Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:54 pm

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Dragonslayer wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone! :HEADHURTS:


Nah, just kidding :lol: I must say, though, this is the longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length giggity.

Without more ado, I present the story of Crusader. Enjoy! :D

You weren't kidding about the length! :lol:

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.

Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.

I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.

Go for it dude, I don't have the time these days sadly, but I really enjoyed it whilst I was there. They're a decent bunch. ;)
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby ThunderThruster » Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:48 pm

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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Burn » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:30 pm

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Psychout wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone! :HEADHURTS:


Nah, just kidding :lol: I must say, though, this is the longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length giggity.

Without more ado, I present the story of Crusader. Enjoy! :D

You weren't kidding about the length! :lol:

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.

Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.

I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.

Go for it dude, I don't have the time these days sadly, but I really enjoyed it whilst I was there. They're a decent bunch. ;)

Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Psychout » Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:48 pm

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Burn wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:
Psychout wrote:
Dragonslayer wrote:I refuse to be outdone! :HEADHURTS:


Nah, just kidding :lol: I must say, though, this is the longest bio I've ever written. I wonder if I've set an all-time HMW record for length giggity.

Without more ado, I present the story of Crusader. Enjoy! :D

You weren't kidding about the length! :lol:

Great read though! You ever thought of joining the RPG here? Its time consuming, but its how I refined my writing style, and they give great feedback on stories like this.

Having the campaign for a narrative device definitely helps the creativity as well.

I’ve been distantly curious about the RPG forum. Not really enough to jump in and give it a go, you know? But now that you’ve mentioned it, I might check it out a little.

Go for it dude, I don't have the time these days sadly, but I really enjoyed it whilst I was there. They're a decent bunch. ;)

Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:

'Sid was really active in here for a while and still jumps into missions occasionally. His Landgrab character originated in our little RPG collective.

And at least the RPG guys can be relied upon (even if I couldn't back then)
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Insidious » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:04 pm

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Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:


Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you. :WHISTLE:
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Burn » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:15 pm

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Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:


Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you. :WHISTLE:

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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Insidious » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:19 pm

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Burn wrote:
Insidious wrote:
Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:


Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you. :WHISTLE:

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I was referring to that first bit of shade ;-)

I just included the rest of the quote for posterity.
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Burn » Sat Apr 07, 2018 6:21 pm

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Insidious wrote:I was referring to that first bit of shade ;-)

I think our member sizes are about the same anyway. I'm betting yours works more than mine though.

Innuendo aside ... ThunderThruster, could you drop one of your bots in this mission please? The 'Cons would appreciate it. Cheers. 8-)
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby High Command » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:01 pm

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Burn wrote:
Insidious wrote:
Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:


Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you. :WHISTLE:

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them! Image


Gulp! :-s
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Dragonslayer » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:16 pm

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High Command wrote:
Burn wrote:
Insidious wrote:
Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:


Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you. :WHISTLE:

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them! Image


Gulp! :-s

No HC. Spambots, not spamcons. You’re safe for now >:oP
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby ThunderThruster » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:26 pm

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Burn wrote:Innuendo aside ... ThunderThruster, could you drop one of your bots in this mission please? The 'Cons would appreciate it. Cheers. 8-)
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My bots don't appreciate being used as XP generators. That and spending too much time in CR is starting to make them question their existence.
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby High Command » Sat Apr 07, 2018 7:28 pm

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Dragonslayer wrote:
High Command wrote:
Burn wrote:
Insidious wrote:
Burn wrote:Except the staff. They're ... different. They always sit by themselves whenever we have a staff BBQ.

Mind you, those gatherings quickly turn into the news crew getting together to beat their chests and make lots of noise while not actually really doing anything. :WHISTLE:


Funnily enough, we regularly hear the same about you. :WHISTLE:

You see any spambots running around? No, 'cause we murderise them! Image


Gulp! :-s

No HC. Spambots, not spamcons. You’re safe for now >:oP


Phew!
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Burn » Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:12 am

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Burn wrote:Innuendo aside ... ThunderThruster, could you drop one of your bots in this mission please? The 'Cons would appreciate it. Cheers. 8-)
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My bots don't appreciate being used as XP generators. That and spending too much time in CR is starting to make them question their existence.

Sounds like yer ... chicken!
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby ThunderThruster » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:27 am

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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby turbomagnus » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:29 am

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Ugh, even here I can't get away from those blasted birds...
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Bun-Bun » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:05 am

turbomagnus wrote:*Cringes*

Ugh, even here I can't get away from those blasted birds...

You're a Bot, thought hanging with chickens would be second nature to you by now :lol:
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Burn » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:01 pm

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You do realise you just bypassed the swear filter with that and that I can actually hit you with a warning yeah?
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Psychout » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:53 pm

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Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:
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You do realise you just bypassed the swear filter with that and that I can actually hit you with a warning yeah?

I think he deserves a round of applause :lol:
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Re: No Guns, No Lightsabers, No Briefcases - the HMW addicts thread.

Postby Burn » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:07 pm

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Psychout wrote:
Burn wrote:
ThunderThruster wrote:
CluckCluckMF.jpg

You do realise you just bypassed the swear filter with that and that I can actually hit you with a warning yeah?

I think he deserves a round of applause :lol:

shhhhh...I'm bullying Autobots here!
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