Posted by metaphorge
Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:58 am
Motto:
"Control the media, control their minds, control the battlefield!"
Weapon:
High Energy MASER Cannons
It was so-so. There was a lot to like about the film, and a lot that could have used some improvement. A LOT of improvement.
The Good:
*) The robot-on-robot fights were excellent, especially the Shanghai battle and especially the forest battle. Worth the price of admission.
*) The characterization of Starscream and Megatron were much improved from the first film.
*) The comic-relief characters in this film were far less annoying than in the first film, and I actually found myself liking Scalpel and Wheelie quite a bit.
The Bad:
*) Biggest pet peeve: excessive reuse of CGI models. I'm sorry, but no matter how much you try to justify it, the multiple-Constructicons-of-each-type or Long Haul-and-Mixmaster-are-two-places-at-once was just sad and seemed cheap, not to mention created confusion.
*) You could fly a C-130 through the plot holes. For example, if the Decepticons certainly did not seem to give disentegrating Sam a second thought when they were supposed to be capturing him and extracting the Allspark fragment from his brain? The U.S. military has battleship-mounted rail-guns? How exactly would extinguishing the sun create some huge supply of Energon? I could go on, but then I'd be here all day. I give something like Transformers a pretty big suspension-of-disbelief allowance, but ROTF went way beyond even this.
*) Maybe related to the above, but there were a lot of dangling plot points as well. What happened to the Allspark shard that zapped Sam... did it just get left in Mikaela's safe?
*) Is Michael Bay twelve years old? Can you pack more dick jokes, etc. into three hours? (Though I'll admit, the Constructinuts were actually pretty funny.)
*) Devastator got served by Skids and Mudflap. Riiiiight.
*) Not important to most viewers, but fresh on my mind because I was just there in April: the actual geography of Egypt bears little or no resemblance to how it was presented in the film.
I found the film very frustrating. The action set-pieces looked cool as hell, and there were a lot of neat ideas worked into the film (like the ball-bearing 'Cons Ravage dispatched), but the pacing was off and the plot was both thin and incredibly convoluted when it really didn't have to be in order to justify the action sequences. Particularly frustrating was that a lot of the problems with the film seem like they would have been pretty easy to fix.
I'm glad I went, but really, you could have cut this down to forty-five minutes and I would have enjoyed it just as much if not more.
2.5 out of 5 stars.
Last edited by
metaphorge on Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:11 am, edited 2 times in total.
Control the media, control their minds, control the battlefield!