The Energon Pub

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:23 pm

They ate lead paint while their mom cooked meth in their bedroom.

by **neliz** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:49 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:They ate lead paint while their mom cooked meth in their bedroom.

not ate.. they just licked their chines KO's a weeee bit too much.

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:01 pm

We are not on anything actually,

WE Just have a very impeccable imagination.

ROFL

and YOU Mr. Zero

Are a zero.

filled with a void of jealousy and a need for a more efficient critical thinking ability, because if all you can come up with is drugs, then you might need to get your head out of the gutter buddy and Neliz? you side with him as well? siding with your enemy?
The day is very dark indeed.

Doctor Phil would not be too proud.

by **neliz** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:16 pm

i'm not siding with the enemy, i'm just staying as far as possible from the loony van as I can.
That, at all does not prevent me from handing out easy one bite Whoop-Ass Candybars

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:29 pm

WELL in that case, you must know this, we are all in fact loony as you say it. For none of us are normal, somehow, someway, some chemical we have ingested or breathed in overtime in small amounts has built up inside of us. Thus further causing damage to our internal organs. Also not stimulating your brain with functions such as math problems, spelling, reading, expanding your vocabulary, riddles, puzzles, or memorizing literature.
The human psyche is divided into three parts:

1- The human conscience: This is the tiny part of the human conscience that was transformed and follows human principles. This is a very thin part of the whole conscience, like a skin covering a body.

2- The anti-conscience: The wild, evil and violent part of the human conscience that remains as it was in the beginning of its formation and occupies the biggest part of the psychic sphere.

3- The unconscious: This is a saintly and wise centre that doesn't belong to the human being, but to another brain more developed (God) that tries to help the human conscience win the battle against the anti-conscience that is constantly trying to destroy the human side through craziness.

Therefore, almost everyone is crazy because balance exists only in goodness, calm, patience and wisdom, while the biggest part of our population is very nervous, cruel, indifferent, intolerant and ignorant, because it lives under the influence of the wild anti-conscience.

AM I CLEAR!?!?!?

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:40 pm

I thought it was ego, super ego, and id?

But what do I know. I just do math problems and riddles and work out theories for things and read science mags when I'm bored.

And Dr. Phil would actually be proud if Neliz and I worked together. Once again, epic fail.

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:30 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:I thought it was ego, super ego, and id?

But what do I know. I just do math problems and riddles and work out theories for things and read science mags when I'm bored.

And Dr. Phil would actually be proud if Neliz and I worked together. Once again, epic fail.

your name describes failure bro.

You are an absolute zero.

You are nothing, how can you still type? there is no point to you continuing to type.

Your posts have no value

what is the absolute value of a zero?

it is zero!

nothing

no value, your posting has no value to me.

News Credits: 7 · by **Chaoslock** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:43 pm

Joking rule #49:
Puns on opponents names = BAD

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:54 pm

Psychout wrote:Never, ever take the internet seriously, especially not when its on a website dedicated to giant cartoon robots from outer space.

Chaoslock
I take that quote very seriously as it is very true.LOL
I respect your rules and i did not know that one. As of now I will embark upon not making fun of Absolute Zero's name in saying it has no value. Ok? thank you for that insight.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:10 pm

Two things you should take into account when making fun of names. I'll use mine for instance. The words absolute zero together can be two things, first is a scientific term that is literally the coldest temperature you can get, 0 degrees kelvin. The temperature that everything stops. Even molecular movement.

The second thing is Zero's ultimate armor from MMXCM. It's called Absolute Zero.

So, while you ran around making the same joke about it, I'm sure the red you see since you're so ragey, though I'm sure it's more like black cause you're a emo-kid, you missed the better jokes. Like how cold it is. Or, how it is literally the coolest name ever.

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:29 pm

LOOK at the cute little monkey trying to speak, he likes the cold so much he named himself after it. Yes it is true what you say about it being cold. Although everything stops at a molecular level, why would you name yourself after something that has no activity whatsover? Sounds pretty characterless to me, unless you are trying to copy the famous jockey racer George The ICEMAN Woolf from the 1930-40's who sat COLD on the horse. However I highly doubt that; and your name is not cool, it is more arid and lifeless than anything if your going to be specific about it bro. 68 degrees is cool. So again your posting is pointless. As for me I am not an emotionally deranged individual as you assume I must be. I simply changed my name because the moderators felt it was not PG-13 MATERIAL remember Hellraiser44? As for that I tried to come up with what sounded a little bit intimidating, but I think I should have changed my name to THE RELENTLESS TYPING BOT because i Seem to be explaining myself and different situations at many times throughout various posts that have occurred.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:46 pm

This topic needs to get back on topic ...

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:58 pm

Hellraiser isnt a PG13 name? Um. OK.

Wait, that means my name cant be PG13, cuase it's two songs by Pink Floyd, and they were weird, and anti establishment, and used the word 'f*ck' sometimes...

And lets ignore any conventions about name calling. Frankly I thought what you said was perfectly acceptible, if a little dull.
But.
When takign the micky out of someone's name, you need to stop.
Think.
Is my name any better?

Well is your name any better?

And before you turn round and say, "ah, but, FE, you're name is crap and really, really emo", I will point out that as it has nothing to do with having a tiny penis, whining a lot, or crying about how girls dont like me cuase i have a tiny penis and cant sing for all the whining, it isnt emo, and it has a meaning to me, that most people wont get admitedly, but still, it has a meaning to me. Does yours have a meaning to you?

This has been a particularly random and rambling rant brought to you by the good people of Red's Random Rants Emporium.

Mogwai Prime wrote:This topic needs to get back on topic ...

Yeah, it probably does at that I supose...

So any of you autobots who arnt already hunting the crap out of my team, why not?, and for those who are, I'll see you in the missions! Muahahahaha!

Current standings:

Niliz 8
alldarker 7
Magnuslabel 2

Plus (these will not count unless what I say is acted upon):

The {Rage Bot} 3 (*still* hasnt made one claims post, do you no know how the edit function works?)
Max_Prime 1 (Yet to post claim in the tread I set up for this.)
Blurrz (Announced intention to take part, but yet to post any claims.)

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:00 pm

The {Rage Bot} wrote:

LOOK at the cute little monkey trying to speak, he likes the cold so much he named himself after it. Yes it is true what you say about it being cold. Although everything stops at a molecular level, why would you name yourself after something that has no activity whatsover? Sounds pretty characterless to me, unless you are trying to copy the famous jockey racer George The ICEMAN Woolf from the 1930-40's who sat COLD on the horse. However I highly doubt that; and your name is not cool, it is more arid and lifeless than anything if your going to be specific about it bro. 68 degrees is cool. So again your posting is pointless. As for me I am not an emotionally deranged individual as you assume I must be. I simply changed my name because the moderators felt it was not PG-13 MATERIAL remember Hellraiser44? As for that I tried to come up with what sounded a little bit intimidating, but I think I should have changed my name to THE RELENTLESS TYPING BOT because i Seem to be explaining myself and different situations at many times throughout various posts that have occurred.

You could just change your name to Retardobot. I think that would get your point across better then anything you could possibly type.

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:08 pm

They're just a pair of EDfags. They're more obnoxious then any newfag I've ever ran into on e/b/aums.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:18 pm

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:They're just a pair of EDfags. They're more obnoxious then any newfag I've ever ran into on e/b/aums.

ED? Educationally Defunct?

by **Loki God Of Mischief** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:35 pm

Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's where Protestfags, Youtubepoop retards, and all around failures go to learn about e/b/aums without ever having to go to e/b/aums.

by **Nickolai** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:53 pm

Loki God Of Mischief wrote:Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's where Protestfags, Youtubepoop retards, and all around failures go to learn about e/b/aums without ever having to go to e/b/aums.

Hey, maybe they don't to go the /bunghole of the internet because they have too much integrity to lie at the "you must be at least 18 years old" screen. :mrgreen:

by **Mogwai Prime** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:05 pm

Last Warning ... Get back on topic.

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:30 pm

Fearless Echoes wrote:So any of you autobots who arnt already hunting the crap out of my team, why not?, and for those who are, I'll see you in the missions! Muahahahaha!

Current standings:[/color]
Niliz 8
alldarker 7
Magnuslabel 2

Plus (these will not count unless what I say is acted upon):
The {Rage Bot} 3 (*still* hasnt made one claims post, do you no know how the edit function works?)
Max_Prime 1 (Yet to post claim in the tread I set up for this.)
Blurrz (Announced intention to take part, but yet to post any claims.)

Mogwai Prime wrote:Last Warning ... Get back on topic.

I tried...

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:33 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:Last Warning ... Get back on topic.

Just lock it. It's not going to get back onto the original topic. Things evolve and people bring something up and others comment on it. It's a flow of conversation. People tend to move the topic of a conversation to keep interest in it.

Red Technically your challenge to the Autobots is off topic on this thread since you have your own thread for that.

by **Nickolai** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:26 pm

Mogwai Prime wrote:Last Warning ... Get back on topic.

Actually, Mogwai, this makes me chuckle. 'Cause honestly, it's hellraiser/whatever his name is now's thread, so it's what he wants it to be. It's not what the preds want it to be, it's his. :-P

Personally, I like this thread. If anyone doesn't, then don't come in here. We don't get a forum, so I think at the very least we're entitled to post what we want here. If you're afraid that some awful things are being said sbout you here while you boycott this, don't worry, it's still moderated.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:33 pm

Look I'm trying to give the autobots their thread back. I don't mind trash talk it's what makes competition fun, but when it get's personal and players start going beyond the trash talk and start playing little kindergarten name calling games is when threads get locked. Just keep it civil is all I'm asking. If someone posts like a little kid let it go, keep the topic on topic. If someone is demonstrating a pattern of posting off topic spam, let the mods deal with them. Don't egg them on. We see these things we truly do.

by **The {Rage Bot}** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:59 am

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=264351

PRED VS. BOT mission 12:00 minutes left theres 5 bots and 1 pred JOIN PLEASE... wheres the OPPOSITION!!!

by **Nickolai** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:01 am

The {Rage Bot} wrote:http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=264351

PRED VS. BOT mission 12:00 minutes left theres 5 bots and 1 pred JOIN PLEASE... wheres the OPPOSITION!!!

They're busy not practicing what they preach. :twisted: