The Energon Pub

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:43 pm

Not far, though.

Turns out, we can no longer afford our Piece of **** House. So, we're getting a really nice apartment.

Features include:

Cable in every room
1540 sq ft
Four beds, two baths
Complex has TWO pools
And a gym!
Cats allowed
Dogs allowed, but only certain breeds (I.e. Not rotwiellers, pitbulls, etc.)
Central Air and Heating
There's a Blockbuster about a half a mile away where I could get a job.
And more!

It's bigger than out current house (Though, admittedly, it doesn't have the second floor or basement), and is nicer, and cheaper.

Double-you-tee-eff, man.

Here's a floor plan. The first bedroom is my dad's office, the second is mine, third is my sister's, and Master Bedroom is, of course, my parents.

News Credits: 38 · by **TheMuffin** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:43 am

Your "apartment" is larger than the ranch home I live in. Nice to be lucky isn't it?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:06 am

Nightwatcher wrote:Your "apartment" is larger than the ranch home I live in. Nice to be lucky isn't it?

I really have a hard time believing it's real. A nice apartment, nicer, even larger, than out house, and cheaper?

I keep thinking we're going to pull into a ditch, get some blankets, then start LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

by **Salazaar** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:56 am

Now how are you going to explain that transforming vibrator to Mister Roper?

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:57 am

Nice catch.

Shadowman wrote:Dogs allowed, but only certain breeds (I.e. Not rotwiellers, pitbulls, etc.)

Yeah, that's something I ran into when I was looking at apartments when I moved. It's a shame really; these "banned" breeds may have the worst reputations, but when I worked at a vet, they were some of the nicest animals we worked with. The worst were the little toy dogs, "footballs" I like to call them.

What utilities are included?

by **Halo** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:26 pm

That's a pretty sweet place.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:41 pm

Thunderscream wrote:What utilities are included?

Utilities aren't included, apparently.

EDIT: rent is about $940/month, plus an extra $20/month to keep pets (I don't think there's a limit, though, on how many pets on can have.) along with a $200 deposit.

That little chihuahua who can't even poke the skin on a grape (EXAGGERATION) is costing us an arm and a leg. We still love her.

Plus, we're probably going to get a cat.

News Credits: 1 · by **Operation Ravage** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:28 pm

Very nice, Shadowman. I was just approved to move into my new apartment in South Carolina today, incidently.

My new home will be 1200 square feet, comes with a fireplace, garbage disposal, 9 foot ceilings, dishwasher, dryer/washer attachments. I'm on the second floor and get to keep my kitty.

It's located in downtown Columbia, South Carolina, and is located directly across from a park with a 4 mile running trail.

I can move in on the 10th of July. :-P