The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.[/quote]
Yeah. Now who wants kidney beans and kidney pie?[/quote]

Loscadia- "Let the buyer beware, for you could be buying a part of yourself."[/quote]
If you even TRIED to get a part of my person, you'd die.[/quote]

Luckily she didn't say anything about SUCCEEDING!

*sets up an auction for a green jar with a question mark on it.*

How much am I bid for the mystery meat? Guaranteed 100% Halo.[/quote]
will the mystery of the meat ever be solved? The world may never know![/quote]
just like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]"When yuour clothes have to be hugably rape-ily soft" ... disturbing.

*Loocust, droopy-eyed, gets out of his seat and slowly walks away*

Must... do... laundry...

As long as you don't do the butt floss thing with a towel. or a sweater.

Um...

It's currently called exhibit A for the prosecution.

Poor locust... I'm almost sad I called the cops on his strip tease teaching class.

However, I am grateful.

^ received an F in the course.

i wouldn't have had to close it if he had chose to hold it in a living room that wasn't mine.

But you offered. And a drooping head nod while passing out from being tricked into drinking drugged soda is considered legally binding... in some states anyway.

last time I travel to Loscadia.

SOBs took my kidneys![/quote]

We... I mean they... fit him with a flatulence enhancer that can fire sonic attacks and he complains about losing a few kidneys? The nerve...[/quote]
I know. How rude.[/quote]
Yeah. Now who wants kidney beans and kidney pie?[/quote]

Loscadia- "Let the buyer beware, for you could be buying a part of yourself."[/quote]
If you even TRIED to get a part of my person, you'd die.[/quote]

Luckily she didn't say anything about SUCCEEDING!

*sets up an auction for a green jar with a question mark on it.*

How much am I bid for the mystery meat? Guaranteed 100% Halo.[/quote]
will the mystery of the meat ever be solved? The world may never know![/quote]
just like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.[/quote]
It takes between 100 and 5,800 depending on tongue size and saliva output.

[Tweezy]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

[Halo]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

[The Happy Locust]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

[Psycho Warrior]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

[Halo]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

[Tweezy]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

[The Happy Locust]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

[Halo]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

[Psycho Warrior]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

[The Happy Locust]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

[Halo]

I got an Xbox!!! WHEE!!! The only sucky part is that it doesn't hook up to my roomates tv (the only one we have). But it does to the skanky girls HD TV next door. Now, if only they'd go out and party so I can play Halo 2 or Oblivion...

[Psycho Warrior]

What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.

[Halo]

[quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]



If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Tweezy"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Tweezy"]What happened to Just 3 licks? /

Science.

In my case, it takes 2 licks and a crunch.

and a trip to teh dentist or the tool box to take out a cracked tooth.

I like to make mine last, so multiple licks are necessary.

speaking of last minute, I've got to finish the last two pages of a final draft in four hours!

and what's the problem? I can crank out about 18 pages that much time, given the proper motivation. Get working.

Except Locust uses a little technique we call "plagerism". In the hands of the unexperienced, it's the final nail in your "F" coffin. In the hands of a master, it's golden.

Duh. how you think I made it past highschool?

1: it's "plagiarism"
2: Never in my life, although i admit I'm really good at rewording stuff I've read (which ends up being the point of most essays)
3: read my multiple 300+ parodies and see if I get an F.
4: Sit in pudding wearing your undies and try not to laugh.

'nuff said.

I choose number 4 alex.[/quote]
Number 4 would be the most interesting.[/quote]
I just hope there are no pudding sharks.[/quote]
Pudding fleas would be harder to evade.[/quote]
Never get Pudding lice. they never die.[/quote]
I would seriously hardcore hate that.[/quote]


with them, the problem is no so much "what" as it is "where"[/quote]
Woo, that's something I didn't need to think of.[/quote]
If you didn't, then it wouldn't be festering in the back of your mind at this very moment, would it?[/quote]
Speaking of festering, I need to take out the trash... nah i'll wait till next week.[/quote]
*aims gun at PW's head* No, now.[/quote]

*plucks the shotgun from Halo's hands*

Thanks. Well need this. Those roaches are getting huge now.