The Energon Pub

by **Halo** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:25 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Tweezy wrote:Psycho Warrior:

-I give my full support to penguin booting on the condition that the penguins first be set on fire before they're booted!

But you can't catch them if they're on fire! *point point*

Now it's a barbeque.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:21 pm

Halo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Tweezy wrote:Psycho Warrior:

-I give my full support to penguin booting on the condition that the penguins first be set on fire before they're booted!

But you can't catch them if they're on fire! *point point*

Now it's a barbeque.

I hope BBQ'd penguin is better than my last panda burger.

by **Halo** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:32 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Shadowman wrote:[But you can't catch them if they're on fire! *point point*

Now it's a barbeque.

I hope BBQ'd penguin is better than my last panda burger.

You killed Panda, the ONE sacred animal in Haloism. Prepare to DIE.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:43 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I hope BBQ'd penguin is better than my last panda burger.

You killed Panda, the ONE sacred animal in Haloism. Prepare to DIE.

Phew, I was going to choose the Panda Burger last time I went to McCrazy's, but instead I got the Mike the Headless Chicken Sandwich.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:51 pm

Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I hope BBQ'd penguin is better than my last panda burger.

You killed Panda, the ONE sacred animal in Haloism. Prepare to DIE.

I just ate it, Locust was the one that hit it with his car.

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:53 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Halo wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I hope BBQ'd penguin is better than my last panda burger.

You killed Panda, the ONE sacred animal in Haloism. Prepare to DIE.

I just ate it, Locust was the one that hit it with his car.

I was the one who siphoned the gas from the Batmobile!

Can I have a breath mint?

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:52 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I just ate it, Locust was the one that hit it with his car.

I was the one who siphoned the gas from the Batmobile!

Can I have a breath mint?

Only if you take a bite of this panda burger I got from McCrazy's.

by **Halo** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:14 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:I just ate it, Locust was the one that hit it with his car.

I was the one who siphoned the gas from the Batmobile!

Can I have a breath mint?

Only if you take a bite of this panda burger I got from McCrazy's.

Must...kill...Panda Murderer...DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:16 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:Only if you take a bite of this panda burger I got from McCrazy's.

Halo wrote:Must...kill...Panda Murderer...DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

I'm gonna go ahead and turn down that offer, PW. Between having minty-fresh breath, and having a pulse, I think I'll keep on living.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:23 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Only if you take a bite of this panda burger I got from McCrazy's.

Halo wrote:Must...kill...Panda Murderer...DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

I'm gonna go ahead and turn down that offer, PW. Between having minty-fresh breath, and having a pulse, I think I'll keep on living.

Tell that to the double mint twins.

by **Halo** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:46 pm

Psycho Warrior wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Psycho Warrior wrote:Only if you take a bite of this panda burger I got from McCrazy's.

Halo wrote:Must...kill...Panda Murderer...DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!

I'm gonna go ahead and turn down that offer, PW. Between having minty-fresh breath, and having a pulse, I think I'll keep on living.

Tell that to the double mint twins.

I hate those ho's.

by **Psycho Warrior** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:17 pm

Well, here's something to tide us kestion people over until the next batch of kestions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqkN8XsY ... re=related

What do you think?

by **Halo** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 10:45 am

Psycho Warrior wrote:Well, here's something to tide us kestion people over until the next batch of kestions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqkN8XsY ... re=related

What do you think?

That's pretty funny.

by **The Happy Locust** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:23 pm

to the questionably endowed... I mean entitled few:
Got bored and made a new sig. Slightly dated but the joke's there. HOw's it look?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:50 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:to the questionably endowed... I mean entitled few:
Got bored and made a new sig. Slightly dated but the joke's there. HOw's it look?

It's a chihuahua! It's huge!

by **Psycho Warrior** » Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:17 pm

Locust
It is Chew-zilla! Flee!

by **Tweezy** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:32 pm

Psycho Warrior:
-Fantastic!

Locust:
-I like it.

by **Halo** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:23 pm

The Happy Locust wrote:to the questionably endowed... I mean entitled few:
Got bored and made a new sig. Slightly dated but the joke's there. How's it look?

It's very lulzy. I like it.

by **Mr_Peeps** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:55 pm

Hey Shadowman, check this out!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN8M855EbTg

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:57 am

Mr_Peeps wrote:Hey Shadowman, check this out!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN8M855EbTg

O...kay...Any particular reason to single me out for this? I mean, a Rick Roll with Ryan's face (Ryan Roll?) over a three-second loop of Rick Astley doesn't really interest me all that much.

News Credits: 7 · by **High Command** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:36 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Mr_Peeps wrote:Hey Shadowman, check this out!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN8M855EbTg

O...kay...Any particular reason to single me out for this? I mean, a Rick Roll with Ryan's face (Ryan Roll?) over a three-second loop of Rick Astley doesn't really interest me all that much.

News just in:

Pictures of Shadowman prototype revealed!

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:39 pm

High Command wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Mr_Peeps wrote:Hey Shadowman, check this out!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN8M855EbTg

O...kay...Any particular reason to single me out for this? I mean, a Rick Roll with Ryan's face (Ryan Roll?) over a three-second loop of Rick Astley doesn't really interest me all that much.

News just in:

Pictures of Shadowman prototype revealed!

I like the picture. It fits.

I like the sig even better.

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:23 pm

To the Immature Radioactive Kung-Fu Hamsters:

Whatever became of Alvin Prime?

News Credits: 2 · by **Shadowman** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:27 pm

Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the Immature Radioactive Kung-Fu Hamsters:

Whatever became of Alvin Prime?

They took him out back and beat him with a large blunt object, then smacked him with the Banhammer. He is now the tambourine player for the Ban'd.

by **Binaltech Bombshell** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:09 pm

Shadowman wrote:
Binaltech Bombshell wrote:To the Immature Radioactive Kung-Fu Hamsters:

Whatever became of Alvin Prime?

They took him out back and beat him with a large blunt object, then smacked him with the Banhammer. He is now the tambourine player for the Ban'd.

Can I buy that large blunt object? :twisted:

Is it me or did rabid fanboys used to have a little more creativity in their rants? I ask because one guy called the XBox 360 the "Sh!tbox". When I read that I was like, "That ain't even clever."

More creative 360 dis: "Ex-Box" playing off the notorious failure rate or "Yecchs Box" which has a Mad Magazine kinda vibe?