The Energon Pub

The Decepticons may have us outnumbered, but they will never have us outgunned. Stand your ground, Autobots. The shadow of defeat shall never pass over us so long as the Light of Hope emenates from our Sparks.

Though we fight, there are so few of us left that the constant victories we do claim are dwarfed by the sheer numbers of the Decepticon forces. We simply can not keep up.

This is a call to action, Autobots.

Let it be known that in this dire hour, where the Matrix itself has been corrupted by the dark alchemy of the Decepticons, it is our duty to tear it from the chassis of the artificial being who holds it, and beat back the forces that have marshaled under his command.

This may be our final battle, Autobots.

Do you wish to continue hiding until there is no stone left to cower behind? Or will you meet fate as a Prime would, standing tall beside your brethren, an energon cannon and an unshakable will?

Now is the time, Autobots!

Although organized, the Decepticons have gotten sloppy and complacent in their operations, but they still hold more territory than we do. We must muster what strength we have left and bring the fight to the enemy as only the Autobots can!

Will you be there on the front lines?

I know I will.

Operation Howling Wreckage is a go.

For inspiration that we can win:

Oh ffs ... we're doing this again?

you bet your afterburners, buddy

what better time to light a fire under some skid plate than during a ‘con uprising?

you know you couldn’t wait.

the D E F https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... hp?id=9233 are another MAJOR threat to our cause

oh, yes. things get especially out of hand once they hyperlink and start piggybacking heals with other 11’s.

https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... p?id=41345 beware of the lil cons too
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... p?id=18367 and long time no see

steve2275 wrote:https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=41345 beware of the lil cons too

ugh.. bugs. those lil beasts have been terrorizing the ground missions for quite some time, constantly getting more deadly as they take hosts. the Wreckers have been working to reduce their effectiveness, but all it seems we’re doing is retaking overrun posts - not gaining ground.

steve2275 wrote:https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=18367 and long time no see

aw slag it. not long enough...

in the meantime, these guys are more than enough to contend with.

combined with the standard ‘con battle groups like:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... p?id=32809
&
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwa ... p?id=75464

and it’s no wonder they’re covering so much ground.

and to add some dry rot to the already rusted wheel wells, these freaks like showing up at the most inopportune moments to derail most chances of a successful looking mission.

steve2275 wrote:https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/team_view.php?id=18367 and long time no see

Jack Hallows wrote:aw slag it. not long enough...

annddd, right on queue.

Jack Hallows wrote:these freaks like showing up at the most inopportune moments to derail most chances of a successful looking mission.

These makes me laugh, because I deploy ONCE A DAY. Whenever I first logon to my computer.

well, sheesh man. do us all a favor and log on at a more consistent time so we can avoid your shenanigans.

kidding, of course. seeing your ‘cons in my missions statements shows me you really do care.

but don’t worry, i won’t tell no body.

Burn wrote:Oh ffs ... we're doing this again?

IKR, but his enthusiasm is soooo adorable!

oh, stuff it in yer cassette deck, ya gremlin

we’ve been preparing for your return.

Jack Hallows wrote:we’ve been preparing for your return.

You've been getting your CR Chamber ready?

Because that's how you should prepare. Or just run away, either would be suitable.

Burn wrote:

Jack Hallows wrote:we’ve been preparing for your return.

You've been getting your CR Chamber ready?

Because that's how you should prepare. Or just run away, either would be suitable.

Exclusive footage of him working out in preparation.

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:

Jack Hallows wrote:we’ve been preparing for your return.

You've been getting your CR Chamber ready?

Because that's how you should prepare. Or just run away, either would be suitable.

Exclusive footage of him working out in preparation.

And here we have rare footage of steve2275 trying to prepare

Psychout wrote:Exclusive footage of him working out in preparation.

lol. turn of the millennium humor at it’s finest.

fortunately for us though, the exclusive footage we have of you gettin that aft whooped shows that our training paid off

Burn wrote:just run away.

now you know better than that. Operation Howling Windbags is what happens when other Autobots flee.

Burn wrote:

Psychout wrote:

Burn wrote:

Jack Hallows wrote:we’ve been preparing for your return.

You've been getting your CR Chamber ready?

Because that's how you should prepare. Or just run away, either would be suitable.

Exclusive footage of him working out in preparation.

And here we have rare footage of steve2275 trying to prepare

looks about right

Jack Hallows wrote:Operation Howling Windbags

awfully cute how my words get manipulated.

typical ‘cons. can’t hack it on the battlefield so they resort to underhanded tactics.

nice try, exhaust holes

Jack Hallows wrote:

Jack Hallows wrote:Operation Howling Windbags

awfully cute how my words get manipulated.

typical ‘cons. can’t hack it on the battlefield so they resort to underhanded tactics.

nice try, exhaust holes

As opposed to what, a loud mouthed Autobot buffoon sprouting a diatribe of bullshit that he knows he can't prove?

By all means little Jack, PROVE your words were manipulated.

hah. what a knee slapper, this guy.

i back up everything i say.

regarding the other matter - easily provable, but it doesn’t serve any purpose.

instead, i’ll just say that the name has a nice ring to it, but it would’ve been funnier is someone had the ball bearings to actually say it to me directly.

Well you're falsely accusing people of manipulating your words, and when asked for evidence you fail to present it.

So yes, that in itself makes you a "Howling Windbag". I have no hesitation saying it to you.

You need to accept something Jack, you're all talk. You start these threads every now and then in a vain attempt to light a fuse under your Autobot buddies. It quickly fails, and you disappear again for a little while.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

Back in the day at the height of this games popularity you MAY have been something, but even back then, the most vocal Autobot players were nothing but glorified XP generators.

So by all means, keep running your mouth, just know that to Decepticon players, you're like a tiny little monkey dancing for us.

Dance little monkey, dance.

i didn’t accuse anyone in particular, but the post is clearly manipulated; evidenced by the fact that i can edit any other post i’ve submitted in this, and other, threads - while that specific post is edit locked. i could post screen grabs of my browser - but like i said, it would serve no purpose. i came for a fight, not a dipstick measuring contest.

and you would be mistaken, sir. the last time i made call to arms like this was around ‘10. Silent Night.

The Autobots won that engagement.

you’re right, though. i am all talk... all i talk about is this game. i fully accept that.

also, you mistake me for someone who lends gravity to your words. you may wield certain liberties, but it’s clear you have an issue with leaving your personal baggage at the door.

put up or shut up, chief.

Jack Hallows wrote:put up or shut up, chief.

As I said, I deploy once a day.

Results from today show 100% victory. Sadly, 50% of those victories were because the Autobots didn't turn up.

The other 50% included beating you up.

You got a second deployment monkey. Show up or STFU.

Wait... Silent night was back in '10?