The Energon Pub

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:28 am

Kill it with fire!

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:22 am

Burn wrote:Kill it with fire!

No! Fire is as dangerous to us as to zombies! We run the risk of the zombies spreading secondary fires while the burn!

Better to use a high power rifle from long range or, if absolutely necessary, a Shaolin Spade.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:50 am

You sir, have no sense of adventure.

Perhaps a compromise? Flaming pitchforks?

News Credits: 7 · by **Dragonslayer** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:55 am

Can't we just nuke teh zombies? :-?

by **Edgecrusher** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:34 am

what is the conection between irish chicks (donno if they are hot or not) and Zombies? but in general I can say every country has hot chicks ^^

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:29 am

Dragonslayer wrote:Can't we just nuke teh zombies?

Where's the fun in that?

It's like having sex with JP. There's the big boom but it's over far too quickly and you're left unsatisfied!

by **Sharpwing** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:32 am

First-hand experience or...? :shock:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:32 am

Sharpwing wrote:First-hand experience or...?

At least he's human!

Go back to snuggling your empty beer bottle in the bathtub.

by **Sharpwing** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:45 am

Burn wrote:
Sharpwing wrote:First-hand experience or...?

At least he's human!

Go back to snuggling your empty beer bottle in the bathtub.

That was so long ago! :lol:

I've since moved on... to vodka bottles

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:56 am

Sharpwing wrote:
Burn wrote:
Sharpwing wrote:First-hand experience or...?

At least he's human!

Go back to snuggling your empty beer bottle in the bathtub.

That was so long ago!

I've since moved on... to vodka bottles

As long as it stays at snuggling ....

by **Sharpwing** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:57 am

More like... sobbing. Because of their emptiness.

by **Uncrazzimatic** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:59 am

From the merky deeps it rises to seek vengeance, the zombie thread! :lol:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:01 am

It's Uncrazzimatic!

KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!!!!!

by **Edgecrusher** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:24 am

sharpy did move on he snuggles now with the empty booze bottles...

*blasts uncarazzmatic with a flamethrower*

News Credits: 6 · by **Dr. Caelus** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:21 pm

Burn wrote:You sir, have no sense of adventure.

Perhaps a compromise? Flaming pitchforks?

No! We have to save the pitchforks for the inevitable godlessly reanimated homunculous!

by **Goribus** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:26 pm

Caelus wrote:
Burn wrote:You sir, have no sense of adventure.

Perhaps a compromise? Flaming pitchforks?

No! We have to save the pitchforks for the inevitable godlessly reanimated homunculous!

At last, someone besides me that knows the difference between a homonculous and a zombie.

News Credits: 3 · by **Rebirth Megatron** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:46 pm

For those who don't know,

A homonculus is an artificially created lifeform made by Alchemy.

A zombie is a dead body reanimated by magic, orignially voodoo magic but in sci fi it's any kind of black magic...or these days viruses and genetic engineering gone wrong works just as well.

And know you know,

Nemesis: STARS...I mean 'and knowing is half the battle'. *Nemesis proceeds to turn Caelus into a zombie*:P

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:09 pm

Goribus wrote:
Caelus wrote:
Burn wrote:You sir, have no sense of adventure.

Perhaps a compromise? Flaming pitchforks?

No! We have to save the pitchforks for the inevitable godlessly reanimated homunculous!

At last, someone besides me that knows the difference between a homonculous and a zombie.

I don't care! I just wanna wield a flaming pitchfork! :sad:

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:29 pm

Who cares about zombies? Zombies are a waste of a god flaming pitchfork. They are much better employed in the persuit of killing all things chav (ie people who hang around in gangs, wearing adidas, listening to partiularly shite dance, and attacking anybody who isnt in a large group, especilly anybody wearing black, or as they refer to them 'propa goffs)...

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:55 pm

What about Zombie Chavs?

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:00 pm

Burn wrote:What about Zombie Chavs?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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