The Energon Pub

by **Phaze** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:32 pm

Goribus wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
-Soundwave- wrote:I swear I didn't start it! *still drying off*

Thunderscream did....
*Hovers above* Damn might need to get the snorkle and mask out if they keep up with the hose *starts throwing water bombs*

*shoots Phaze in the throat with a blast from his null ray rifle attatched to his upper arm. Phaze falls and the water balloons he had left drench him.* Autobots flying about in robot mode. Tis a blasphemy! Except for Dinobots and Sideswipe. Then it's canon.
*does some hand signals not in the Highway code then throws a water bomb at goribus*

*ducks and shoots you in the gut with his null rays, as you fall the water balloon hits Phasewing full on in the face. SPLOOSH!* Nice try dude. Too bad you can't move that frying pan's gonna hurt.

My lower limbs might not work but my arm does

*raises arm and fires rifle at goribus*

by **Goribus** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:33 pm

Phasewing wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
-Soundwave- wrote:I swear I didn't start it! *still drying off*

Thunderscream did....
*Hovers above* Damn might need to get the snorkle and mask out if they keep up with the hose *starts throwing water bombs*

*shoots Phaze in the throat with a blast from his null ray rifle attatched to his upper arm. Phaze falls and the water balloons he had left drench him.* Autobots flying about in robot mode. Tis a blasphemy! Except for Dinobots and Sideswipe. Then it's canon.
*does some hand signals not in the Highway code then throws a water bomb at goribus*

*ducks and shoots you in the gut with his null rays, as you fall the water balloon hits Phasewing full on in the face. SPLOOSH!* Nice try dude. Too bad you can't move that frying pan's gonna hurt.

*Get humongous, indestructable frying pan out. Thwacks Phaze on the head, and then whacks gori too.*

Gori, don't think you were gonna get out of that, my friend.

Maybe I was hoping to get whacked by you.

by **Marcus Rush** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:33 pm

Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:*Hoses Gori, Glyph(again), Alpha and Burn.*

I said something taken the wrong way and the b00bie pics come out!

I never posted any such pictures... now if you want me to I can probably find some most interesting images that will make everyone blush.

I wanted to hose you anyway.

HAH.

*pulls one of the ancient legendary weapons from subspace and arms it with a super large magic clip of ammunition. Pulls back the action and sends several gallons of Marshmellow sause all over Phasewing.*

Tis the power of the Mystic Legendary Marshmellow Cannon

by **Goribus** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:36 pm

Phaze wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Goribus wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
-Soundwave- wrote:I swear I didn't start it! *still drying off*

Thunderscream did....
*Hovers above* Damn might need to get the snorkle and mask out if they keep up with the hose *starts throwing water bombs*

*shoots Phaze in the throat with a blast from his null ray rifle attatched to his upper arm. Phaze falls and the water balloons he had left drench him.* Autobots flying about in robot mode. Tis a blasphemy! Except for Dinobots and Sideswipe. Then it's canon.
*does some hand signals not in the Highway code then throws a water bomb at goribus*

*ducks and shoots you in the gut with his null rays, as you fall the water balloon hits Phasewing full on in the face. SPLOOSH!* Nice try dude. Too bad you can't move that frying pan's gonna hurt.

My lower limbs might not work but my arm does *raises arm and fires rifle at goribus*

*Stands his ground as the rifle blows a small hole into his shoulder. He walks across the bar and kicks the rifle out of Phase's hands and puts the heel of his foot (which is in fact the thruster of his jet mode) into the Autobot's throat.* Bad move. *The Black Seeker kneels down and shoves his thumbs thru the soft glass of Phase's optics. Oil spurts and splatters across the room.* A simple masochist...that's what you are. He's going to need some CR time. *walks out*

by **Phaze** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:36 pm

*climbs out of crater* anyone get the number of that runaway truck i coulda sworn it had femmebots on the mudflaps

*spins on the spot and falls to the floor is dragged out by the repair drones*

by **Phasewing** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:40 pm

Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:*Hoses Gori, Glyph(again), Alpha and Burn.*

I said something taken the wrong way and the b00bie pics come out!

I never posted any such pictures... now if you want me to I can probably find some most interesting images that will make everyone blush.

I wanted to hose you anyway.

HAH.

*pulls one of the ancient legendary weapons from subspace and arms it with a super large magic clip of ammunition. Pulls back the action and sends several gallons of Marshmellow sause all over Phasewing.*

Tis the power of the Mystic Legendary Marshmellow Cannon

*Does what she dose best: phases right through the marshmellowy goo.* ;;)

And you forget that I can pass through that gunk, no prob.

by **Marcus Rush** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:45 pm

Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:*Hoses Gori, Glyph(again), Alpha and Burn.*

I said something taken the wrong way and the b00bie pics come out!

I never posted any such pictures... now if you want me to I can probably find some most interesting images that will make everyone blush.

I wanted to hose you anyway.

HAH.

*pulls one of the ancient legendary weapons from subspace and arms it with a super large magic clip of ammunition. Pulls back the action and sends several gallons of Marshmellow sause all over Phasewing.*

Tis the power of the Mystic Legendary Marshmellow Cannon

*Does what she dose best: phases right through the marshmellowy goo.*

And you forget that I can pass through that gunk, no prob.

*And thus the "Mystic" portion of the weapon comes in. The flood of marshmellow goo is replaced by a stream of liquid chocolate and whipcream. This combination is in a state of dimentional shift that can hit any phased or standard object with equal messiness effect.*

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:45 pm

Glyph wrote:*whaps Thunderscream upside the head for starting the hose party*

Waitasec...

I guess I shouldn't mention the entertainment I hired...

by **Goribus** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:46 pm

Thunderscream wrote:
Glyph wrote:*whaps Thunderscream upside the head for starting the hose party*

Waitasec...

I guess I shouldn't mention the entertainment I hired...

Keep talking....

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:51 pm

Goribus wrote:
Thunderscream wrote:
Glyph wrote:*whaps Thunderscream upside the head for starting the hose party*

Waitasec...

I guess I shouldn't mention the entertainment I hired...

Keep talking....

You really don't want to know...

by **Phasewing** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:51 pm

Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:*Hoses Gori, Glyph(again), Alpha and Burn.*

I said something taken the wrong way and the b00bie pics come out!

I never posted any such pictures... now if you want me to I can probably find some most interesting images that will make everyone blush.

I wanted to hose you anyway.

HAH.

*pulls one of the ancient legendary weapons from subspace and arms it with a super large magic clip of ammunition. Pulls back the action and sends several gallons of Marshmellow sause all over Phasewing.*

Tis the power of the Mystic Legendary Marshmellow Cannon

*Does what she dose best: phases right through the marshmellowy goo.*

And you forget that I can pass through that gunk, no prob.

*And thus the "Mystic" portion of the weapon comes in. The flood of marshmellow goo is replaced by a stream of liquid chocolate and whipcream. This combination is in a state of dimentional shift that can hit any phased or standard object with equal messiness effect.*

Wanna play powergamer eh... two can play, Alpha..

*Dodges said volley of sweet gooey substance and fires ice-cold water at alpha again and again and again-- UNYEILDINGLY!*

by **Marcus Rush** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:54 pm

well I figured that the mystic powers would be thrown aside, no one appreciates the power of the dark arts.

*Turns the already icy water into Ice ala Bugs Bunny v Daffy Duck and creates a massive ice shield*

by **Phaze** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:54 pm

Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:
Alpha Strike wrote:
Phasewing wrote:*Hoses Gori, Glyph(again), Alpha and Burn.*

I said something taken the wrong way and the b00bie pics come out!

I never posted any such pictures... now if you want me to I can probably find some most interesting images that will make everyone blush.

I wanted to hose you anyway.

HAH.

*pulls one of the ancient legendary weapons from subspace and arms it with a super large magic clip of ammunition. Pulls back the action and sends several gallons of Marshmellow sause all over Phasewing.*

Tis the power of the Mystic Legendary Marshmellow Cannon

*Does what she dose best: phases right through the marshmellowy goo.*

And you forget that I can pass through that gunk, no prob.

*And thus the "Mystic" portion of the weapon comes in. The flood of marshmellow goo is replaced by a stream of liquid chocolate and whipcream. This combination is in a state of dimentional shift that can hit any phased or standard object with equal messiness effect.*

Wanna play powergamer eh... two can play, Alpha..

*Dodges said volley of sweet gooey substance and fires ice-cold water at alpha again and again and again-- UNYEILDINGLY!*

*Returns from cr with a cattleprod* if i remember my science right electric plus water equals pain

*sticks the shocking end into the water awaits the result*

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:57 pm

Phaze wrote:*Returns from cr with a cattleprod* if i remember my science right electric plus water equals pain *sticks the shocking end into the water awaits the result*

*Watches Phaze light up like a Christmas tree*
Ooooh, aaahhh

by **Phaze** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:58 pm

Thunderscream wrote:
Phaze wrote:*Returns from cr with a cattleprod* if i remember my science right electric plus water equals pain *sticks the shocking end into the water awaits the result*

*Watches Phaze light up like a Christmas tree*
Ooooh, aaahhh

*reaches out and grabs thunderscreams arm* the results zzzark! are quite Ack! shocking Gah!

by **Goribus** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:59 pm

Thunderscream wrote:
Phaze wrote:*Returns from cr with a cattleprod* if i remember my science right electric plus water equals pain *sticks the shocking end into the water awaits the result*

*Watches Phaze light up like a Christmas tree*
Ooooh, aaahhh

Yeah he's not bright enough to realise he's standing in the water himself *hovering

* and therefore also part of the completed circuit. Autobots. *shakes his head*

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:02 pm

Phaze wrote:
Thunderscream wrote:
Phaze wrote:*Returns from cr with a cattleprod* if i remember my science right electric plus water equals pain *sticks the shocking end into the water awaits the result*

*Watches Phaze light up like a Christmas tree*
Ooooh, aaahhh
*reaches out and grabs thunderscreams arm* the results zzzark! are quite Ack! shocking Gah!

Umm, I'm over here. *waves from other side of room*
Get some glasses, you silly Autobot.

by **Phaze** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:06 pm

Thunderscream wrote:
Phaze wrote:
Thunderscream wrote:
Phaze wrote:*Returns from cr with a cattleprod* if i remember my science right electric plus water equals pain *sticks the shocking end into the water awaits the result*

*Watches Phaze light up like a Christmas tree*
Ooooh, aaahhh
*reaches out and grabs thunderscreams arm* the results zzzark! are quite Ack! shocking Gah!

Umm, I'm over here. *waves from other side of room*
Get some glasses, you silly Autobot.

if you're over their then who the hell have i got hold of its not easy to see when you got a couple thousand volts giving your circuits a trampling

News Credits: 3 · by **Archanubis** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:09 pm

*looks, but keeps a safe distance*

Looks like... uh-oh.

Boy, Dynamax is not going to be happy with you, Phaze. I suggest keeping a good firm hold on him.

by **Phaze** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:10 pm

Thunderscream wrote:*looks, but keeps a safe distance*

Looks like... uh-oh.

Boy, Dynamax is not going to be happy with you, Phaze. I suggest keeping a good firm hold on him.

its times like these i can empathise with kenny on southpark

by **Phasewing** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:13 pm

Alpha Strike wrote:well I figured that the mystic powers would be thrown aside, no one appreciates the power of the dark arts.

*Turns the already icy water into Ice ala Bugs Bunny v Daffy Duck and creates a massive ice shield*

Magic, shmagic.

:shock:

*Gets a whistle from out of nowhere and blows on it.* TWWWWWWWRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

*Points at Alpha.*

...

*Crickets...*

News Credits: 2 · by **-Soundwave-** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:30 pm

Dang this place didn't last long *dips a finger in marshmellow goo.* mmm *pulls our chocolate bars and gramcrackers* smores anyone?

by **sumowrestler** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:13 am

Good thing I stepped out when I did. I see there certain things that don't even when we get a fresh start. As for Alpha god modding, he does know how to play fair but only if he really has to. It shouldn't surprise me that this is also the fastest growing thread in HMW GD. I'll still be around but thinking about complete overhaul of my team to see what else I can get out of them.

by **Marcus Rush** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:19 am

sumowrestler wrote:Good thing I stepped out when I did. I see there certain things that don't even when we get a fresh start. As for Alpha god modding, he does know how to play fair but only if he really has to. It shouldn't surprise me that this is also the fastest growing thread in HMW GD. I'll still be around but thinking about complete overhaul of my team to see what else I can get out of them.

*uses magic and turn's Sumo's hands into corn*

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:14 am

Alpha Strike wrote:
sumowrestler wrote:Good thing I stepped out when I did. I see there certain things that don't even when we get a fresh start. As for Alpha god modding, he does know how to play fair but only if he really has to. It shouldn't surprise me that this is also the fastest growing thread in HMW GD. I'll still be around but thinking about complete overhaul of my team to see what else I can get out of them.

*uses magic and turn's Sumo's hands into corn*

Mmmm.... corn.... *gets out the butter buster, shoots Sumo, then eats his hands*