The Energon Pub

by **Sideswing** » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:05 pm

Good one coming... good one coming...

CASTRATE DEVASTATOR!

YouTube · by **SoUnDwAvEr1998** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:48 am

I got a couple

Do it with Alice

Threaten to spay/neuter ROTF devatator

Tell ROTF Optimus your face is better than his

by **Uber Galvatron** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:02 pm

Pee on Movie Ironhide (Or any Transformer at that)

Challenge Movie Demolishor to a Unicycle race

Tell Soundwave that the Sattelite he was raping in RoTF was actually a Male Autobot.

Get Movie Long-Haul to heat up your barbeque

Challenge Movie Rampage to a Pogo-stick duel

and of course, the worst possible punishment in TF history

WATCH KISS PLAYERS (Grabs Crucifix + Holy water)

by **Carriemus Prime** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:25 pm

Stand in front of ROTF Megatron dressed in an Optimus Prime fancy dress outfit and sing 'We are the Champions' at the top of your voice.

Be an annoying human parent in front of TF 2007's Ironhide when Optimus isn't around.

by **Carriemus Prime** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:30 pm

[quote="Uber Galvatron"]
Tell Soundwave that the Sattelite he was raping in RoTF was actually a Male Autobot.quote]

Nice he he.

Got another; Tell Starscream your tattoos are cooler than his

by **Bloodlust** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:36 am

Ask Grimlock to do your calculus homework

by **zombiebunny** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:11 pm

Mock G1 Iron Hide's accent
Tell Prowl a Spok joke
Tell Rodimus he's a nice and flamboyant shade of hot pink

by **Carriemus Prime** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:44 am

Paint over Movie Optimus's flames when he's in Autobot equivalent of sleep/rest, with luminous yellow (toxic looking) paint.

News Credits: 3 · by **Name_Violation** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:42 pm

Carriemus Prime wrote:Paint over Movie Optimus's flames when he's in Autobot equivalent of sleep/rest, with luminous yellow (toxic looking) paint.

g2 beat you to it

by **zombiebunny** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:35 pm

Steal Sctarscream's Sexy perfume

it's in the ark message board humor thread

by **Carriemus Prime** » Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:23 pm

Name_Violation wrote:
Carriemus Prime wrote:Paint over Movie Optimus's flames when he's in Autobot equivalent of sleep/rest, with luminous yellow (toxic looking) paint.

g2 beat you to it

Damn G2

it looks like someone vomited on it... he he... Oh tell OP that that'll probably get you killed too :SMUG:

News Credits: 2 · by **munkimus prime** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:22 am

Ask ROTF Scrapper about his nipples.

Drink what ever comes out of them.

by **Carriemus Prime** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:37 am

munkimus prime wrote:Ask ROTF Scrapper about his nipples.

Drink what ever comes out of them.

Oooohh so wrong!!! ROFL /:)

by **Uber Galvatron** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:56 pm

Tell Movie Ironhide that you are feeling lucky

Take Animated Blitzwing to Anger management class

Be in the vicinity of Bonecrusher's senses when he is nearby

Ask Shockwave about depth perception

Yell "TRUKK NOT MUNKY!" At Optimus Primal

by **Carriemus Prime** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:44 am

Read out specific, poor, badly written slash fiction to Movie Ironhide.

Tell Starscream he's Megatron's b*tch

Take a picture of movie Blackout (2007)

Think that the cassette players are outdated and tacky in the vicinity of G1 Soundwave

by **aerospace starscream** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 7:58 am

tell animated sentinel prime he has a big chin.

tell rotf megatron he is fat/ he has big feet.

tell rotf fallen he is big piece of old scrap/or call him skimpy transformer (because he is so skinny)

by **zombiebunny** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:10 pm

[quote="Carriemus Prime"]Read out specific, poor, badly written slash fiction to Movie Ironhide.

Tell Starscream he's Megatron's b*tch
/quote]

Read TF slash to any TF and you'll get killed :shock:

Feed the ZB ethers :twisted:

Ask the Coke machine in the 07 movie for a soda.
Ask Huffer how he got his name :shock:

by **Carriemus Prime** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:34 pm

Steal all of Megatron's supply of energon while cackling like an evil loon.

Read slash fiction to anyone in fact just read it out loud in the vicinity of any robot. (with zb to help you)

Play the theme tunes from disney films really loud on a loop in the autobot and decepticon bases

by **aerospace starscream** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:23 am

tell rotf megatron that his hands are hemit crabs. 8-}

tell prime he is big foot prime. 8-}

by **Carriemus Prime** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:58 pm

Cry like a girl in front of Megatron and then wipe your nose on him

by **Doubledealer93** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:18 pm

call TFA sentinel prime buzz light year

by **Carriemus Prime** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:04 pm

P!ss me off :twisted:

by **zombiebunny** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:00 am

Carriemus Prime wrote:P!ss me off

*reads terrible slashy fics with improper grammar, no commas, and anything else that's scary * :twisted:

Tell G1 Megatron that his plans are not "Excellent"
Ask Movie Bee why he has Gundam feet
Tell Grimlock you're the bigger badass.

by **Carriemus Prime** » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:45 pm

zombybunnie wrote:
Carriemus Prime wrote:P!ss me off

*reads terrible slashy fics with improper grammar, no commas, and anything else that's scary *

Tell G1 Megatron that his plans are not "Excellent"
Ask Movie Bee why he has Gundam feet
Tell Grimlock you're the bigger badass.

Nice try ZB :twisted:

Tell Starscream he'll never be leader of anything and that you know about his secret, then walk away without telling him what it is you know.