The Energon Pub

by **Kickyourassacons** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:57 pm

Burn wrote:Formal Declaration of War

I, Burn, Commander of Rejected Reality, Founder & First Member of the 100% Strafe Club & 150% Strafe Club, Creator of Tournaments, Current Reigning Decepticon War Machine (because Psychout's yet to run another one), CEO of Project B.A.R.T., HMW's leading kitbasher (prove me wrong people, prove me wrong!), former owner of the #1 'Con in the game before I sacrificed over 100 million in xp to help out my lower level compatriots, etc etc do hereby declare open war against the Autobot Team known as the Autobot Death Alliance and it's Commander Kickyourassacons.

The challenge is simple.

We beat each other up.

A lot.

Do you accept?
Cue the other Autobots who want to take a shot at me instead.

I, Kickyourassacons, Commander of Autobot Death Alliance, founder of the “Dutch Oven”, creator of “You” with some help from your mom, current ruler of my home (when wife is not present), CEO of Wild-Poo-Throwing Monkey, Inc., HMW’s greatest “T-Bagger” when challenged by Con’s that have no chance of winning, Ruler of Grey Skull and Master of the universe, currently building a 1967 Mustang Shelby GT500 Fastback from the ground up, a proud American, Member of the Millionaire XP Club (which I don’t think you have reached yet), and currently above you by 143K XP. I hereby accept this war with my foot in your ass against the Decepticon Team known as the Rejected Reality and its Commander Burn :twisted:

Sorry it took me so long to respond, I didn't mean to be rude. I never knew I had a challenge until I searched my own name in the discussion board.

Let’s make this fun and count kills against each other until the end of the year or something. What do you think? Because of my Newb status, this is my first official challenge so I am a little excited! Also I think the loser should change their team name to “I’ve been T-Bagged by “ “” and leave it there for a month.

Thanks Burn
:grin:

News Credits: 1 · by **Redimus** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:01 pm

And the lose should also change his name on the forums to 'I like getting T-bagged'

by **Kickyourassacons** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:15 pm

lol, I like that

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:19 pm

I shall get back to you this evening! Got one other little thing to do before dashing to work.

News Credits: 1 · by **Absolute Zero** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:28 pm

I denounce your claim as HMW's greatest t-bagger.

by **neliz** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:56 pm

what's a challange? Is it a byproduct of aforementioned dutch-oven?

Does the winner get to star as a "vile demon" on a Christmas episode of Charmed?

News Credits: 1 · by **Max_Prime** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:57 pm

The Wild-Poo Throwing Monkey Inc X-Mas parties are a INSANE!! If I could only tell some of those stories.

I wish I never moved and left the company.....

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:49 am

I just had a chance to actually read his declaration, highly amusing.

At least my achievements in this game are legit, what's yours? oooooo you have more xp than I do!

Big whoop!

So here's how I think it'll work, given the time of the year and me not being overly arsed to play these days, we can keep it going until the end of January or indefinitely (ie, 'til one of us gets bored, which when it comes to me may be next Tuesday!).

Winner gets bragging rights. Plain and simple. No need for name changes or sigs. This thread will be evidence enough.

This isn't about getting kills, this is about achieving victory. Outnumbered, outlevelled, excuses don't mean ****. You either win or you lose. Plain and simple. War ain't pretty and I doubt your enemy will wait for your backup to arrive before wiping you out.

Take it or leave it. That's my conditions and I ain't budging.

by **Nickolai** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:25 am

Side bets! Who wants to put a little friendly wagering on the side? :twisted:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:20 am

I'd be more inclined to bet on the scalp hunt, it'll be a more active thing.

by **Kickyourassacons** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:10 pm

Thanks you, I have only been around for a couple of months so my resume isn’t that credible. Your achievements are only “legit” Vanilla Ice because you have 5 years of this game behind you. Quite frankly I am not all that impressed with your “pride and joys” because it’s been 5 YEARS and that’s all you got! Don’t worry I think your a cool guy and this will be a fun war, I was just putting your ego in check

I have to say though that I am impressed with your time and dedication to HMW and you have probably made this community more enjoyable for most of us which includes me. What is cool though is that a man of your stature targeted me as their next conquest and I don’t know what I did to get under your radar but I must be doing something right :grin:

Even though you only really play 7 of your characters and you have the Decepticons, which includes the all mighty GS, but I have faith in my boys and the Autobots in mission. I agree to your terms and conditions, so hold on to your green spandex because this is going to be a devastating ride :twisted:

by **Kickyourassacons** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:17 pm

Absolute Zero wrote:I denounce your claim as HMW's greatest t-bagger.

Thanks you Absolute Zero

I will take this responsibility with much care and effort to fully T-Bag my opponents with the warm salty sweat of my balls dropped in one at a time.

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:07 pm

ugh ... I think I made a mistake, I was hoping to challenge someone who knew how to have fun. "Vanilla Ice"? "The almighty GS"? Over the top smack talk?

I miss steve. :-(

Heck at this rate, i'll start missing Evolution Prime.
Someone shoot me when I start missing Lucky.

by **Mogwai Prime** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:21 pm

Burn wrote:ugh ... I think I made a mistake, I was hoping to challenge someone who knew how to have fun. "Vanilla Ice"? "The almighty GS"? Over the top smack talk?

I miss steve.
Heck at this rate, i'll start missing Evolution Prime.
Someone shoot me when I start missing Lucky.

I could always bust my Gore Shield back out I think I still have that somewhere :lol:

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:36 pm

Dude! New team! Move on! I did!

Anyhoo ...

Burn 1 | KYAC 0

I may lose, but at least I can still say I drew first blood.

by **Kickyourassacons** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:42 pm

Ill give you that. You got the first kill.

by **Kickyourassacons** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:56 pm

Burn wrote:Dude! New team! Move on! I did!

Anyhoo ...

Burn 1 | KYAC 0

I may lose, but at least I can still say I drew first blood.

Looks like it tied already.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=264861

Burn 1 KYAC 1

by **jackal50** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:11 pm

I thought in these kind of contests you actually had to be the one to kill your opponent for it to count. I didn't think you could be an inactive by-stander and still get the point.

Sweet! I've kicked all you asses at least 10 times!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:13 pm

If you'd bothered to read the terms of war on the previous page you'll see we're doing things a little differently.

KYAC - Being tied is one thing, both of us being stasis locked in both missions makes me laugh.

by **Kickyourassacons** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:15 pm

HAHA, kind of a bad start huh. We cant seem to survive.

News Credits: 3 · by **Darth Trader** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:17 pm

Burn wrote:"The almighty GS"

Yes, yes I am. :grin:

Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful

by **jackal50** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:18 pm

Well, Burn, I did read the terms of war and I just have one question for you. Did you mean to leave the terms that vague so you could change the interpritation to suit your position? Because if you did GREAT JOB!

News Credits: 226 · by **Burn** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:22 pm

errr ... just how vague is

This isn't about getting kills, this is about achieving victory. Outnumbered, outlevelled, excuses don't mean ****. You either win or you lose. Plain and simple. War ain't pretty and I doubt your enemy will wait for your backup to arrive before wiping you out.

I mean how much more plainly can I make it? KYAC clearly understood it, and i'm not sure why it's even an issue to you unless you want in on the challenge as well!

by **jackal50** » Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:28 pm

And just so people don't think I'm picking on Burn.

Kickyourassicons,

I start the Tea Bag thing on this site. I even got a character named "I T-Bag". I have PMed you many times informing you of the times that you have been T-bagged. Let it be known through out the board half of Kickyouassicons' claims to fame are either exagerated, trumped up, or made up.