The Energon Pub

OptimusPrive wrote:

Caelus wrote:

Dragonslayer wrote:

optronix91 wrote:Does it mean that V2's gonna be here soon?

That depends. You got $50?

Few orders of magnitude off on your bribe there I think.

$50 is the standard price for a comforting lie.

$500 will get a promise, but no guarantee

$5000 will get him to rush it, but no promises on the quality

$50,000 will get him to run away to the islands for a few crazy weeks.

OptimusPrive wrote:

Caelus wrote:

Dragonslayer wrote:

optronix91 wrote:Does it mean that V2's gonna be here soon?

That depends. You got $50?

Few orders of magnitude off on your bribe there I think.

$50 is the standard price for a comforting lie.

$500 will get a promise, but no guarantee

$5000 will get him to rush it, but no promises on the quality

$50,000 will get him to run away to the islands for a few crazy weeks.

The Master Blaster wrote:I love all these pred ads that've been popping up lately. They are hilarious!


'Specially that pecker one.

Ninjaburn wrote:

Caelus wrote:

Dragonslayer wrote:

optronix91 wrote:Does it mean that V2's gonna be here soon?

That depends. You got $50?

Few orders of magnitude off on your bribe there I think.

MEH, forget that! Just use candy! All evil overlords with the strength and power of many nations, and PHP programmers, love candy!