The Energon Pub

Alrighty, so apparently the first "episode" of "Late night with Mini-Maximus Prime" (as seen here) was popular and people would like to see more.

So rather than going through the other thread and picking names out, I figure a thread of it's own would be better. But before you all throw your name in I do have a few requirements. Why? Because these aren't just ordinary straight up interviews, they're meant to be light hearted, laid back, a little insane. In other words, fun.

So onto the requirements.

Have a sense of humour
This is an important factor. Mini-Maximus Prime, when he's not on the run from the Death Hounds of Maximus Prime, enjoys a laugh and enjoys to take the piss out of ... well basically everyone. So have a bit of humour, feel free to fake being offended but don't bother trying to physically harm him. He's a master of the deadliest forms of Cybertronian Martial Arts (so he says anyway)
(This will of course automatically rule out "Ruins of Primus 332nd", "The Experimentals", "Military Marauders", "Lasting Love Jumping Kittens" ... well basically 3/4 of the Autobots. And if you take offense to that, then don't bother reading the rest of the requirements)

Yahoo or MSN
It's what I use. Yes i'm aware I could use AIM, I could also use Trillian, but i'm also running Windows Vista and i'm tired of trying to get non-Microsoft software to run properly on it. Be thankful I got Yahoo to work.
(And don't worry, you can block me and/or delete me after the interview is complete because chances are I don't wanna talk to you on a regular basis either!)

Be able to get "in character"
These interviews aren't with the person behind the bots, MMP doesn't want to know what makes the flehsbag tick. MMP wants to talk to your bots so you need to be able to "roleplay" your bots, and not just one, a handful. If you don't want to do all 12 that's fine, but let's make it a three bot minimum shall we?

Have time
I swear, these things aren't done in five mins. If I recall the one with -Soundwave- took over an hour. And then I had to edit the damn thing. Oh and also be available for a weekend as that's when I have the most time and can generally catch up with someone in the Northern Hemisphere time zone.

Have bots with a bit of personality
You know, Mini-Maximus Prime doesn't want to interview someone who's just come out of the stasis pod. He wants to interview someone who has a history, both in and outside of HMW.

hmmmmm ... that's it for now I suppose. I think i'll go watch Lost or Jericho now while the rest of you start throwing your names in!

Oh and if anyone has a problem with these requirements, feel free to stfu and do something similar yourself.

I'd like to do it.

WarPorn Industries are interested...

Psychout wrote:WarPorn Industries are interested...

Ah...what happened to the final script I was supposed to get?

You jump on more projects than Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee, and Michael Turner combined!

Word.

I'm in.

and for some reason Burn I can see you sitting there with MMP standing on your desk, as you listen to MMP listing off these demands, er requirements...

I'm in as well.

QuietStorm wrote:

Psychout wrote:WarPorn Industries are interested...

Ah...what happened to the final script I was supposed to get?

You jump on more projects than Jeph Loeb, Jim Lee, and Michael Turner combined!

Word.

LOL!
There can never be too many pies to put my fingers in

oh buuuuuuurrrrrn ^^ count me in ^^

*grabs a stick and wallops Psychout and Quietstorm* SPAMMERS!

WARPORN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST!

I would like to do this as well, but later down the list.

Dynamax wrote:I would like to do this as well, but later down the list.

noooooooooooo not him

Edgecrusher wrote:

Dynamax wrote:I would like to do this as well, but later down the list.

noooooooooooo not him

Gimme 15 legitimate and original reasons why he shouldn't or you'll go right down the list with Warporn.

Burn wrote:

Edgecrusher wrote:

Dynamax wrote:I would like to do this as well, but later down the list.

noooooooooooo not him

Gimme 15 legitimate and original reasons why he shouldn't or you'll go right down the list with Warporn.

1. he is travis
2. he's canadian
3. he wants to be the indian
4. because I ain't the warpornindustries
5. I'm one of your fav spammers
6. I am Edge
7. I ain't Canadian
8. I don't want to be either one of the Village People
9. I'm way cooler than travis
10. I take this seriouse (to a surtan point)
11. cause I like you
12.
13.
14.
15.

to be continued

awww you like me?

BOTTOM OF THE LIST!

Well, lets see if I can't get the Eisen Dragoons to the end of the list.

Have a sense of humour
I have one, though it's a bit different, and probably distinctly Southern and Hamiltonian.

Yahoo or MSN
I use Trillian, but it still requires an account with MSN, Yahoo, ICQ or AIM. I do have accounts with MSN and Yahoo. I probably need to get my Yahoo address on the profile.

Be able to get "in character"
I can probably do a few - not all, but I think I can do the three min.

Now, to sit back and watch the other applicants walk on by.

Have time
I'm usually available on IM after 7pm EDT, if not sooner.

Have bots with a bit of personality
Novacula's always looking for a challenge, Northclaw's a Vulcan, Venomstrike is a bit mischeivous, and Sea Wolf is a bit of a lazy Southerner. I think you can get bits of personality from my team bios

Now to sit back and watch my name drop further down the list

You can give me a shot...

or am I at the bottom of the list, too.