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Annoys me. I mean, I don't mind female Transformers FANS, it's kina cool to know they're out there, but It annoys me to hear about how "Hot" or how "Sexy" Starscream is. I mean, for crying out loud, it's a cartoon about giant transforming robots who are millions of years old. Aimed at males. Same with males who think Arcee's hot. Again, it's a drawing. Voiced by a woman who is in her 50s.

And then there's the ones who talk about Romance, etc, who annoy me too. I know people are entitled to their opinion, but Transformers shouldnt' be the place to look for 'girlie' things such as romance, and crap like that. I guess it's kinda "Cute" but in a lot of instances, it's creepy, such as sex fics. Those mofos need help. I like Transformers, because it's something that's aimed with us guys in mind, with action, awesome robots, and cool toys. As I said, it bothers me when peopel fawn over characters in a kids franchise. It's like people thinking those stupid Bratz dolls are hot. I just don't get it.

Um, I think the best answer is, because they can. If your sick of reading it, stop reading. It's not insulting, derogitory or in anyway offencive or taboo. Think ya may be just over reacting? It's just the Intarnetz after all.

Because they can what? It's sad to see people claming things such as "Oh, Starscream's my dream man!" when you consider that he's a character in a cartoon aimed at kids. What next, people falling in love with the Teletubbies?

I believe there are entire websites devoted to the fetish you listed last in your post.

I tend to agree that it's a bit repulsive, but there's not much any of us can do about it.

Better that they have sexual thoughts about giant transforming machines than little kids isnt it?

Although the kiss players line mixes the two...

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There are people who fantasize over Bratz?

Whatever faith I had left in the world is in grave danger...

No, there's not. That I know of. I'm saying that I think it's pathetic that people get crushes on, and want to see romances stories with their favourite Transformer.

Damolisher wrote:No, there's not. That I know of. I'm saying that I think it's pathetic that people get crushes on, and want to see romances stories with their favourite Transformer.

What about all the threads dedicated to Starscream? Some of them were a little over the top, with all these deep and meaningful things they had to say about him. Now don't get me wrong, I like Screamer, but really, exactly how much detail can you go into about a robot's personality?

Yeah, and I mean, it's like, how do you justify falling in love with a cartoon robot anyways? "Oh, I love his voice!" No, you love Chris Latta's voice FOR him. "Oh, I love his look" No, you love the way the artist drew him. Sexfics, too, as i said disturb the HELL outta me.

Damolisher wrote:No, there's not. That I know of. I'm saying that I think it's pathetic that people get crushes on, and want to see romances stories with their favourite Transformer.

Well, there very well could be, some weird people out there... rule 34, there is porn of everything.

Damolisher wrote:Yeah, and I mean, it's like, how do you justify falling in love with a cartoon robot anyways? "Oh, I love his voice!" No, you love Chris Latta's voice FOR him. "Oh, I love his look" No, you love the way the artist drew him. Sexfics, too, as i said disturb the HELL outta me.

I will agree it's fairly disturbing, but still, no one makes you click on "I WANNA SCREW STARSCREAM, EVEN THOUGH HE IS MORE WOMANLY THAN ARCEE" threads.

Fang Wolf wrote:

Damolisher wrote:No, there's not. That I know of. I'm saying that I think it's pathetic that people get crushes on, and want to see romances stories with their favourite Transformer.

Well, there very well could be, some weird people out there... rule 34, there is porn of everything.

Damolisher wrote:Yeah, and I mean, it's like, how do you justify falling in love with a cartoon robot anyways? "Oh, I love his voice!" No, you love Chris Latta's voice FOR him. "Oh, I love his look" No, you love the way the artist drew him. Sexfics, too, as i said disturb the HELL outta me.

I will agree it's fairly disturbing, but still, no one makes you click on "I WANNA SCREW STARSCREAM, EVEN THOUGH HE IS MORE WOMANLY THAN ARCEE" threads.

Yes there is porn about everithing

Abd as to I wat to screw starscream...

Don't worry. The fangirls will eventually get over the egotistic bad-boy crush and settle down with an honest, hardworking bot to raise a family with. Trailbreaker, Huffer, Windcharger - bots who bring home the robo-bacon and have some stability.

ZeroZero wrote:

Damolisher wrote:No, there's not. That I know of. I'm saying that I think it's pathetic that people get crushes on, and want to see romances stories with their favourite Transformer.

What about all the threads dedicated to Starscream? Some of them were a little over the top, with all these deep and meaningful things they had to say about him. Now don't get me wrong, I like Screamer, but really, exactly how much detail can you go into about a robot's personality?

Yeah... I have to admit. Starscream was my favorite when I was little. He was one of my first favorite villians, which I can't explain because there's nothing really redeemable about him. However.. I wasn't prepared for that level of fangirling when I just came to these boards.

I mean... my fangirling was 'He's a JET! YES, A JET! And a WHINING JET!' I wasn't really expecting anyone to say that he was a SEXY bot.... It's funny, but it sort of gives me the shivers. Since... well... ROBOT!

Still, you can't stop fandom. If it exists, there's porn of it. So the best thing to do is be amused and deal.

Basketball Jones wrote:I believe there are entire websites devoted to the fetish you listed last in your post.

I tend to agree that it's a bit repulsive, but there's not much any of us can do about it.

Ewwww! Teletubby Fetsish? Please say that I am mistaken, that you mean Starscream fetish instead. He at least has something going for him. The other thought is just so.....repulsive. How I wish there was a barfing smiley....

Sloptank wrote:Don't worry. The fangirls will eventually get over the egotistic bad-boy crush and settle down with an honest, hardworking bot to raise a family with. Trailbreaker, Huffer, Windcharger - bots who bring home the robo-bacon and have some stability.

Dude, it's disturbing when they have crushes on ANY Transformer.

Fang Wolf wrote:I will agree it's fairly disturbing, but still, no one makes you click on "I WANNA SCREW STARSCREAM, EVEN THOUGH HE IS MORE WOMANLY THAN ARCEE" threads.

somehow, even though im a screamer fan myself,,, i find that to be the funniest thing ive ever heard!!! lol im quoteing you in my sig now muahaha

Nothing wrong with it at all.

Hell, one day we might have human/alien relationships.
So seeing a human with some blue skinned, white haired alien with antenue or whatever can happen......don't see why not with metallic life forms.


Dunno about Bratz, but the Cy Girls line is better.....hot chicks with guns

Nothing wrong with it?! Dude, it's a cartoon aimed at kids, and they're giant robots. That's like trying to go bang a Megazord, or wanting ot tap MEGAs From MEGAs XLR.

I don't think all Starscream fangirls should be lumped into one big psycotic "omfg I wanna have sex wit screamer" group. I think there are those who have those opinions and those who just like the character or think he's more aestheticly pleasing then say Powerglide.

I also think that female fans take more **** for having crushes on animated characters than males. But to be fair fangirls can be more open and abraisive with their fandom...

And really how different is it if someone had a crush on a non animated character on a TV show or movie? Chances are the individual has a crush on the character and their traits. Chances are they have no idea if the actual actor shares those same traits so they project the character's traits onto the actor...

Did any of that make any sense?? Cause I'm really tired/slap happy right now

Well, I'm a female fan and there is definitely no romantic love for Starscream from me. Yeah, he is definitely my favorite Decepticon, but probably for the same reasons most men would quote. I think he has a lot of personality and is often pretty funny. His banter with Megatron is what made the cartoon (and the comics) great. I don't think he's "sexy" (????), I just like his design because it's cool. And believe me, I'm not hankering for any romantic stories between the robots. Go watch a romance movie if you need that stuff! It doesn't belong in Transformers.

I have just one thing to say to this:

It's so WRONG!!

Sloptank wrote:Don't worry. The fangirls will eventually get over the egotistic bad-boy crush and settle down with an honest, hardworking bot to raise a family with. Trailbreaker, Huffer, Windcharger - bots who bring home the robo-bacon and have some stability.

bwahahahahhahahahahhahaha!!!!!

man, people think bratz dolls are hot? wtf!? those look like underage midget crackwhores!

Moonbase2 wrote:Well, I'm a female fan and there is definitely no romantic love for Starscream from me. Yeah, he is definitely my favorite Decepticon, but probably for the same reasons most men would quote. I think he has a lot of personality and is often pretty funny. His banter with Megatron is what made the cartoon (and the comics) great. I don't think he's "sexy" (????), I just like his design because it's cool. And believe me, I'm not hankering for any romantic stories between the robots. Go watch a romance movie if you need that stuff! It doesn't belong in Transformers.

See, now THIS is a Female transformers fan.

Oh, and I never saidthat there were people who like Bratz, I said that claiming a character like Starscream is hot is LIKE that. As I said with the other things. There are no porn sites for Teletubbies or Bratz. I am using those as examples of what crushes on Transformers are like.

Damolisher wrote:Annoys me. I mean, I don't mind female Transformers FANS, it's kina cool to know they're out there, but It annoys me to hear about how "Hot" or how "Sexy" Starscream is. I mean, for crying out loud, it's a cartoon about giant transforming robots who are millions of years old. Aimed at males. Same with males who think Arcee's hot. Again, it's a drawing. Voiced by a woman who is in her 50s.

And then there's the ones who talk about Romance, etc, who annoy me too. I know people are entitled to their opinion, but Transformers shouldnt' be the place to look for 'girlie' things such as romance, and crap like that. I guess it's kinda "Cute" but in a lot of instances, it's creepy, such as sex fics. Those mofos need help. I like Transformers, because it's something that's aimed with us guys in mind, with action, awesome robots, and cool toys. As I said, it bothers me when peopel fawn over characters in a kids franchise. It's like people thinking those stupid Bratz dolls are hot. I just don't get it.

I am the only female I know that HATES romance. Finding robots sexy? I constantly read this in forums (not only TF but a lot of anime characters) and it's the dumbest **** EVER.

In the case of TF, how the hell can a robot be SEXY? That's just stupid. I can understand a voice sounding sexy but a cartoon character itself? It's a **** piece of paper!

Second, romance is lame. Especially in something like Transformers. There's a war going on, I'm sure they are pretty occupied fighting to save the world, let alone the fact that they don't have genitals so a relationship would be useless....but that's getting technical.

I want to see things die, not kiss and other **** like that.

^That was... very frank, but yeah, uh, my point exactly.