The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]Halo, you have truely taken that first step into the folds of insanity... You're my hero for the day.

WIN!

FAIL! That water filter is not name brand. It's only a prop. Vader would never settle for anything less than the best.

How do YOU know it's not name brand?

It takes very good eyesight, but if you'll notice, Vader had the words "Made in china" stamped on his backside.

that would explain why he dies from one bolt of lightning...

Let's see how well you handle it. here's a penny and there's an electrical socket. And you're not wearing a full metal cybersuit.

I'm pretty sure he's ForceBrand.

ForceBrand.... for when Plasteel just isn't enough!

Plasteel is weak in flimsy, ForceBrand is tough and asskicking.

just like bruce lee were he still alive![/quote]
He's still alive. He's in hiding. Shhh.[/quote]

Face it, the dragon is dead. Now Elvis, there's a living legend. [/quote]
True that. I'm eagerly awaiting his next album.

[City Commander]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

[Halo]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

[The Happy Locust]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

[Halo]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

[Psycho Warrior]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

[Halo]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

[The Happy Locust]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

[Halo]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

[City Commander]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

[Halo]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

[The Happy Locust]

I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK!

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you!

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]
But where does this stick go?

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....[/quote]
Cute...

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....[/quote]
Cute...[/quote]
I want one. Only I want mine ot breath chicken Mcnuggets.

[City Commander]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....[/quote]
Cute...[/quote]
I want one. Only I want mine ot breath chicken Mcnuggets.[/quote]

Heck, I'd clear the shelves of those, sell half on ebay, and die of cholesterol poisoning!

[Halo]

[quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....[/quote]
Cute...[/quote]
I want one. Only I want mine ot breath chicken Mcnuggets.[/quote]

Heck, I'd clear the shelves of those, sell half on ebay, and die of cholesterol poisoning![/quote]
To the Laboratory! Muwahahaha!

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....[/quote]
Cute...[/quote]
I want one. Only I want mine ot breath chicken Mcnuggets.[/quote]

Heck, I'd clear the shelves of those, sell half on ebay, and die of cholesterol poisoning![/quote]
To the Laboratory! Muwahahaha![/quote]

Note: Mr. Happy Staff is a registered property of Debacle Studios. Not to be confused with the "Mr. Happy Staff" recently arrested for loitering around the HogWart's school.

[Halo]

[quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....[/quote]
Cute...[/quote]
I want one. Only I want mine ot breath chicken Mcnuggets.[/quote]

Heck, I'd clear the shelves of those, sell half on ebay, and die of cholesterol poisoning![/quote]
To the Laboratory! Muwahahaha![/quote]

Note: Mr. Happy Staff is a registered property of Debacle Studios. Not to be confused with the "Mr. Happy Staff" recently arrested for loitering around the HogWart's school.[/quote]
LOL.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Happy Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Master Blaster"]I heard he's releasing a quintuple album next July.


When you play any and all of the songs backwards, you hear the words 'Loo-burger is damn fine'.

HAHAHA.

But I'm sad that you killed my pyramid.

A tall enough pyramid, a strong enough telescope, a lot of open windows...

On second thought, I'm keeping my master plan to myself.

Spill. Beans. NOW.

I did and I need to go get biggum napkin. brb.

Make the Randys lick it up.

'

Might be kinda hard. You already removed most of their tongues for use as doorstops.

They'll grow back.

Crap in a hat. This mistake shall not go unpunished.

My dear, dear crippled friend is soo gonna get it in the gonads for this tomorrow.


I heard that two tongues grow in place of the original

It only works for the Randys.

I just finished watching two Jeff Dunham vids and I just got an idea.

*Locust takes a Randy corpse, shoves a stick into it, and holds it up next to him.*

So who are you now?
Randy-*locust's voice* I'm a Randy. ON A STEEEK![/quote]
I prefer Arnold on a stick.
Arnold: I keel you![/quote]

And of course, there's my favorite. Little Locust on a steek! Say hello to Mr Happy Staff!

*FCC immediately raids and removes Locust from premises for expected indecent act*

Let me go! Mr. Happy Staff is a magic talking wand!
Agent- You're only digging yourself in deeper.[/quote]
He didn't even get to his 'what my super hero signal symbol is' joke.[/quote]
Aw, I was really looking foward to that one too.[/quote]

Due to a misunderstanding, I am currently under investigation for my "Mr. Happy Staff" routine. But it's harmless. Look.

*Locust holds up a Magic wand with a mini-Locust head on the end*

See? Harmless. Say something Mr. Happy.

*Wand's head opens its mouth and blows flames, scorching Locust's face.*

harmless....[/quote]
Cute...[/quote]
I want one. Only I want mine ot breath chicken Mcnuggets.[/quote]

Heck, I'd clear the shelves of those, sell half on ebay, and die of cholesterol poisoning![/quote]
To the Laboratory! Muwahahaha![/quote]

Note: Mr. Happy Staff is a registered property of Debacle Studios. Not to be confused with the "Mr. Happy Staff" recently arrested for loitering around the HogWart's school.[/quote]
LOL.[/quote]
You sir get a gold star.