The Energon Pub

[Psycho Warrior]

Since when does logic show it's prepy face around here?

Since we started talking about deep iportant subjects like quote universes.

Composed of quote galaxies composed of quote systems composed of quote planets.... all the way down to the tiniest of quote atoms

*blech* uh... stomach hurts... musta been that quote Randy I ate.

[Halo]

Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

[The Happy Locust]

Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

Got it covered.

*Locust holds up a tire pump with an extra long hose*

Now hold very very still...

[Psycho Warrior]

Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

Got it covered.

*Locust holds up a tire pump with an extra long hose*

Now hold very very still...

I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

[The Happy Locust]

Those are poisonous. I'd get your stomach pumped.

Got it covered.

*Locust holds up a tire pump with an extra long hose*

Now hold very very still...

I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

[Psycho Warrior]

I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

[Halo]

I'll take the scarier method. *watches Contact and Gili at the same time*

*vomits, leg falls off, eyes pop like balloons, and my tounge flees to hide in the toilet*

Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

I heard that they give you gas.

[The Happy Locust]

Well, new plan then.

*Locust throws a smoke grenade and vanishes in a wisp.*

...

*Locust reappears dressed as a priest and hacking due to severe inhalation of smoke*

Dearly beloved *COUGHCOUGH* we are gathered here to mourn the passing of PW. Or at least to honor the parts we could find before we recycle them as french cuisine.

ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

I heard that they give you gas.

Nothing wrong with that. Watch carefully.

*Locust clenches his teeth. After a few moments, he begins to rise from the ground.*

The longer I hold it in, the more damage I do to the ozone layer.

[Psycho Warrior]

ouathgafmmmaghchhhhhh....
(translated for those who don't understand mumblin)
*Well, that's what I get for eating the excorsist DVD set.

I heard that they give you gas.

Nothing wrong with that. Watch carefully.

*Locust clenches his teeth. After a few moments, he begins to rise from the ground.*

The longer I hold it in, the more damage I do to the ozone layer.

Just like Booger man.

[Halo]

You're all disgusting.

[Psycho Warrior]

You're all disgusting.

for me being called that is like winning an oscar.

[The Happy Locust]

You're all disgusting.

for me being called that is like winning an oscar.

My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession.

[Halo]

You're all disgusting.

for me being called that is like winning an oscar.

My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession.

Gimme.

[Psycho Warrior]

My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession.

Gimme.

Okay. *hands over oreos, a statue of chuck norris, and my sister's puppy*

[The Happy Locust]

My movies all won Oscars. Well, maybe not won, but the trophies are currently in my possession.

Gimme.

Okay. *hands over oreos, a statue of chuck norris, and my sister's puppy*

And the best part, My oscars are safe.

*Locust fails to realize that his collection of Oscars has been swapped for gold-foil wrapped chocolate*

[Binaltech Bombshell]

And the best part, My oscars are safe.

*Locust fails to realize that his collection of Oscars has been swapped for gold-foil wrapped chocolate*

Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it?

[Psycho Warrior]

And the best part, My oscars are safe.

*Locust fails to realize that his collection of Oscars has been swapped for gold-foil wrapped chocolate*

Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it?

Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

[The Happy Locust]

Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it?

Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

[Psycho Warrior]

Why does your Key to the Starbase have toothmarks all over it?

Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

[Binaltech Bombshell]

Depends, when did grandpa simpson get loose and wind up in your avatar?

That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

Consarn kids, you're ignorant! In 1903 Charles Lindburgh invented the Internet using only a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil War it did!

[Psycho Warrior]

That caught my eye too. But having that image over "Guardian of seibertron" just seems right.

That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

Consarn kids, you're ignorant! In 1903 Charles Lindburgh invented the Internet using only a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil War it did!

I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

[The Happy Locust]

That avatar should come with a voice clip.
Grandpa S: "Help me! I went online to get my medicare and got lost along the way!"

Consarn kids, you're ignorant! In 1903 Charles Lindburgh invented the Internet using only a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil War it did!

I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

[Psycho Warrior]

I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

and I have to admit I laughed out loud at that episode. I demand more laughs from senile old coots.

[Halo]

I always wanted Grandpa to get his own radio show.

Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

and I have to admit I laughed out loud at that episode. I demand more laughs from senile old coots.

Senile old coots rock my world.

[Psycho Warrior]

Be wary of your wishes. He had a one-liner in Road RAge that made me laugh so hard I dropped my controller.

"Take me to Grandma's world. I'm Horny!!!"

and I have to admit I laughed out loud at that episode. I demand more laughs from senile old coots.

Senile old coots rock my world.

oh do they?