The Energon Pub

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.

[Halo]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.

[City Commander]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.

[Halo]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"[/quote]
I'm going to have to kill you now. Sorry about that.

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"[/quote]
I'm going to have to kill you now. Sorry about that.[/quote]
at least she's polite when she murders.

[The Happy Locust]

I leave for a weekend and you guys have already destroyed another page? BRAVO!

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"[/quote]
I'm going to have to kill you now. Sorry about that.[/quote]

Not if i can help it

*dives for his stash of automatic rifles*

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"[/quote]
I'm going to have to kill you now. Sorry about that.[/quote]

Not if i can help it

*dives for his stash of automatic rifles*[/quote]
Didn't you know that all your ammunitions belong to me?

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"[/quote]
I'm going to have to kill you now. Sorry about that.[/quote]

Not if i can help it

*dives for his stash of automatic rifles*[/quote]
Didn't you know that all your ammunitions belong to me?[/quote]

Yea right when your my wife you can say that

*grabs a Gruman 50 cal and ducks behind the bar*

[Halo]

[quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"[/quote]
I'm going to have to kill you now. Sorry about that.[/quote]

Not if i can help it

*dives for his stash of automatic rifles*[/quote]
Didn't you know that all your ammunitions belong to me?[/quote]

Yea right when your my wife you can say that

*grabs a Gruman 50 cal and ducks behind the bar*[/quote]
That's a scary thought.

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Master Blaster"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Jar Axel"][quote="Halo"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]I'm such a lucky girl.

if you're happy i'm happy... to live.

Very good. Have a cookie.

Wait does this mean I can't kill him

Sorry, but we're both on the no-kill list

Says who

Um... eep.

*Locust takes off running, knocking the snow off of a "Locust season" sign. the looney tunes theme begins playing*

*distracted, PW runs off a cliff, blinks, looks down, and plummets down ala Wile E Coyote*

*Sprays bullets after Locust*

Stand still Varmit

*the bullets screech to a mid-air halt.*

Bullet- Dagnabbit. We lost him. Hey ma'am. Did you see a bug go by?

*Woman points to the left.*

Bullet- Much obliged. AFTER HIM!

*the bullets fly off. After a moment, the women removes her fake ta-tas and wig, revealing locust in disguise*

This getup works in gyms, "Dance halls", and politician's houses. WHOO-WOO!

*Locust does a zip-dash out*

*right into the path of the returning and now angry bullets*[/quote]

*Blank stare, girlish scream, vanishes in a puff of smoke leaving a yellow trail*[/quote]

*Which leads right in to a cleaverly concealed pit trap*

You would do well to remember that I am not Elmer Fud, Yosimity Sam, Or Willy E. Coyoty.

*Yanks the pin on a grenade and tosses it in the trap after Locust*[/quote]

*Locust drops down the pit, but does not make an audible thud noise.*[/quote]

That would probably be because I always use a spiked pit and no I did not buy it from Achme[/quote]

*after a few moments, Locust rises from the pit and soars into the sky screaming.*

1000 YEARS OF PAIN! (see who gets the ref)[/quote]
Only 1000? Psh. Amateurs.[/quote]
scause me halo, here to pay my tithes. *drops a hundred politician heads on the floor*[/quote]

*Locust finally crashes to the ground, right into the pile of heads.*

People said this one politician had his head up his ass, but it wasn't... never mind.

*hobbles off before the hunt continues*[/quote]
actually, some where. Rubber gloves are a must in this job.[/quote]
As are Randys. They like the dirty work. Or else.[/quote]

ain't that the truth. Randies were my stunt doubles for Halo's sig. Needless to say, we went through 23 takes before I decided to load the guns with blanks.[/quote]
*reminded of the bulletproof cup scene in super troopers*[/quote]

^invented that gag[/quote]
in my day the rookie wore the cup... and we used blanks. you sick ****s...[/quote]
Get over it.[/quote]

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

MEEP MEEP!

*Locust attempts to run away but gets blindsided by a bus.*[/quote]
wow I didn't see that coming. Seriously I wasn't wearing my glasses.[/quote]

*Locust extracts the metal frames from his forehead.*

Consider yourself lucky.

*removes a few glass shards from his eye.*[/quote]
Locust near sighted or far sighted?[/quote]

near sighted, but not by much.[/quote]
I hate wearing glasses, but I'm too lazy to put contacts in.[/quote]

Okay, lets add this to the list of things people are forced to wear but shouldn't have to.[/quote]
In many cases I'm thankful for that list.[/quote]

Weren't you the one asking for signatures on a petition to get that list revoked after your incident in the coolats?[/quote]
You did the same aver the Jibblie disaster of '05.[/quote]
I love that word.[/quote]
at least your happy. Now let's rub randy's face on the concreate.[/quote]

Cool but first lets wheigh him down by tieing him to a truck.[/quote]
first set the truck on fire.[/quote]
A hot fire.[/quote]

Why not a cool, cool, cool fire?[/quote]
you can't roast hot dogs on a low fire.[/quote]
I need a fully cooked hot dog in mere seconds or less.[/quote]
you must be the type who microwaves her pop tart.[/quote]

both those statements could o so easily be taken the wrong way[/quote]
Halo's maybe. I dunno about mine.[/quote]

Its quit simple she would need a "hot dog" to go along with her "Pop Tart"[/quote]
I'm going to have to kill you now. Sorry about that.[/quote]

Not if i can help it

*dives for his stash of automatic rifles*[/quote]
Didn't you know that all your ammunitions belong to me?[/quote]

Yea right when your my wife you can say that

*grabs a Gruman 50 cal and ducks behind the bar*[/quote]
That's a scary thought.[/quote]

What me hiding behind a bar with a big ass recoiless assult rifle or us being married?