The Energon Pub

[Jar Axel]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]That's something I'd never want.

little sisters are the true evils of this world.

In all fairness, siblings are all evil.

Amen to that one.

everyone feels that satan spawned their sibling. just grab some holy water or some acid (whatever is lying around) and throw it at them when they get near.

I like him sometimes, but not recently. But I get the last laugh. He has to miss the Manchester United football match in order to help me move to college. Bwahaha!

Your such an evil sister Halo

He's furious. Man U is like his favorite team EVER. And I think it's the first official match of the season. I rock

Wait, Halo has a family. There's More Halos? RUUUUN!

you should have seen teh future where halo spawns a child who can set people on fire at day one.

I don't know what scares me more. the Birthing process that opens the portal to hell or the doctor's face when he slaps the baby and then bursts into flames. [/quote]
I see Halo as being like a black widow, killing her husband and taking all his stuff and money.[/quote]

I see her as more of the Bloody Marry type; killing young girls and bathing in their blood to stay beutiful

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="Halo"]That's something I'd never want.

little sisters are the true evils of this world.

In all fairness, siblings are all evil.

Amen to that one.

everyone feels that satan spawned their sibling. just grab some holy water or some acid (whatever is lying around) and throw it at them when they get near.

I like him sometimes, but not recently. But I get the last laugh. He has to miss the Manchester United football match in order to help me move to college. Bwahaha!

Your such an evil sister Halo

He's furious. Man U is like his favorite team EVER. And I think it's the first official match of the season. I rock

Wait, Halo has a family. There's More Halos? RUUUUN!

you should have seen teh future where halo spawns a child who can set people on fire at day one.

I don't know what scares me more. the Birthing process that opens the portal to hell or the doctor's face when he slaps the baby and then bursts into flames. [/quote]
I see Halo as being like a black widow, killing her husband and taking all his stuff and money.[/quote]

I see her as more of the Bloody Marry type; killing young girls and bathing in their blood to stay beutiful[/quote]
well first things first. Gotta wait for the girls to grow up chained in the attic first.

[The Happy Locust]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
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[Psycho Warrior]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

[The Happy Locust]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

[Psycho Warrior]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

[The Happy Locust]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

[Psycho Warrior]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

[The Happy Locust]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

does that explain why your pants are stuffed with feathers?

[Psycho Warrior]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

does that explain why your pants are stuffed with feathers?

... No. I just liked my feather pillow so much I disected it and carry it's remains in my pants.

[The Happy Locust]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

does that explain why your pants are stuffed with feathers?

... No. I just liked my feather pillow so much I disected it and carry it's remains in my pants.

\

Oh, okay then. As long as its nothing weird.

[Psycho Warrior]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

does that explain why your pants are stuffed with feathers?

... No. I just liked my feather pillow so much I disected it and carry it's remains in my pants.

\

Oh, okay then. As long as its nothing weird.

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

[The Happy Locust]

THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

does that explain why your pants are stuffed with feathers?

... No. I just liked my feather pillow so much I disected it and carry it's remains in my pants.

\

Oh, okay then. As long as its nothing weird.

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="The Grim Locust"]THIS.THREAD.CAN'T.DIE!

*Attempts to give the thread CPR*

Post damn you, POST! CLEAR!
\

Damnit locust you're a hobo not a doctor.

No one else needs to know that. And why does that pong game attached to the patient keep making that long EEEEEEEEEE sound?

*punches it and it starts beeping again* Thanks wierd al for teaching me how to fix these things.

Now to play asteroids with this guys EKG.

It's a fact. I'm a quack.

does that explain why your pants are stuffed with feathers?

... No. I just liked my feather pillow so much I disected it and carry it's remains in my pants.

\

Oh, okay then. As long as its nothing weird.

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*[/quote]
my question is what would a teddy bear order?

[The Happy Locust]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

[Psycho Warrior]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

[Halo]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

[City Commander]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

[Psycho Warrior]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

a tiny car with huge wheels? Like a monster clown car?

[Halo]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

a tiny car with huge wheels? Like a monster clown car?

Don't say that! You might give Locust some ideas...

[The Happy Locust]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

a tiny car with huge wheels? Like a monster clown car?

Don't say that! You might give Locust some ideas...

*a set of monster-truck size wheels rolls into the room. However, the vehicle itself is the size of a kid's ride-a-bout vehicle. Positioned snugly in the driver's seat is yours truly*

Is there a parking apace open? Preferably a compact spot.

[City Commander]

You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

a tiny car with huge wheels? Like a monster clown car?

Don't say that! You might give Locust some ideas...

*a set of monster-truck size wheels rolls into the room. However, the vehicle itself is the size of a kid's ride-a-bout vehicle. Positioned snugly in the driver's seat is yours truly*

Is there a parking apace open? Preferably a compact spot.

You nose it's the way to go

[Psycho Warrior]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"]
You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

a tiny car with huge wheels? Like a monster clown car?

Don't say that! You might give Locust some ideas...

*a set of monster-truck size wheels rolls into the room. However, the vehicle itself is the size of a kid's ride-a-bout vehicle. Positioned snugly in the driver's seat is yours truly*

Is there a parking apace open? Preferably a compact spot.

You nose it's the way to go [/quote]
You know... hold that thought.

*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.

[The Happy Locust]

[quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

a tiny car with huge wheels? Like a monster clown car?

Don't say that! You might give Locust some ideas...

*a set of monster-truck size wheels rolls into the room. However, the vehicle itself is the size of a kid's ride-a-bout vehicle. Positioned snugly in the driver's seat is yours truly*

Is there a parking apace open? Preferably a compact spot.

You nose it's the way to go [/quote]
You know... hold that thought.

*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.[/quote]

Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.

[Halo]

[quote="Psycho Warrior"][quote="The Grim Locust"][quote="Psycho Warrior"]
You mean like that teddy bear i saw you sleeping with?

Hey, who I date is none of your business.

*Locust and his dressed up Teddy Bear head off to the cheapest fancy restaurant in town.*

my question is what would a teddy bear order?

Spicy cotton balls, most likely.

PW suddenly wants soft pretzels

Halo wishes she had air conditioning.

MB can't believe nobody posted in here for more or less 3 days. Did it make it to page 2?


Also, MB wants a mini with wheels offa monster truck. He could do many wonderful things with a ride like that.

a tiny car with huge wheels? Like a monster clown car?

Don't say that! You might give Locust some ideas...

*a set of monster-truck size wheels rolls into the room. However, the vehicle itself is the size of a kid's ride-a-bout vehicle. Positioned snugly in the driver's seat is yours truly*

Is there a parking apace open? Preferably a compact spot.

You nose it's the way to go [/quote]
You know... hold that thought.

*PW walks off, loud noises are heard from his cardboard garage. Suddenly a large Nose on wheels flys out*
Like it? I had to rip it off barbra streisand's face but that was just getting the body for it.[/quote]

Instead of coolant, it's cooled by nasal decongestants.[/quote]
Not for the squemish.